I'm the 18 year old guy who still gets a babysitter. Ask me anything

I'm the 18 year old guy who still gets a babysitter. Ask me anything.

The previous thread got shoa'd for some reason.

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Why don't your parents respect you?

Does she have nice feet? Would you do lewd things to them?

Did you give her the dick yet?

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Before it got shoa'd I wanted to ask, do you think your meido would let you ride her like pic related?

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Are you mentally disabled or what?

She is my grandmother

Of course not

idk but i want her to ride me

no

yes and yes

no of course not

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Pro-tip: let her catch you masturbating

She has already.

roge foego eg

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How old is she? Do you have a realistic chance of getting with her? Does she sleep over ever?

What was her reaction and has she ever brought it up again? What's the most you've seen of her body?

Why do you have a babysitter? What does she even do?

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She's 19 I'm 18. No and yes.

When she caught me she laughed and told me to remember to lock the door next time. Then later on that evening she asked me who I was jerking off to.

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How did you reply to the question? Should have said you. Let her catch you again user.

Steal her panties while she's sleeping. Same as doing lewd things to her feet.

I mentioned a girl that I knew from school.

When she was having a shower I inhaled her jeans.

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How do your parents justify having a babysitter?

Why do you need a fucking baby sitter.

I see why they got you a babysitter

Because she's more mature and responsible than me.

Why?

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Because someone like you literally cannot be trusted to be left alone. A weak temperament.

Pls find a way to fuck her user so we can get a lewd greentext out of it.

>she asked me who I was jerking off to
You missed a golden opportunity to tease her. You should have asked teasingly "Why, are you jealous of her?"

How are you not mentally disabled? Not only do your parents still take care of you and run your life, but you just let it happen. You're in denial.

why are you giving such boring answers? is it because you are slow?

Plot twist: OP is such an incel that his parents hire a babysitter hoping he'll learn how to talk to women and get the hell out their house before 30. Him being an anime avatarfag supports my theory.

let her catch u sniffing her panties
or take one and leave it on ur desk

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I thought this as well but the more i read the more I think he is closer to a puppy dog than a human. He seems to just go with whatever he is told to do, wagging his tail the whole way. So much so that my new belief is that OP is just LARPing his dogs day when the dog sitter is over

>How did you reply to the question?
Girls with dicks originagogogo

Why do your parents think you should have babysitter even though you are not mentally disabled? Are you neet?

How old is she? Do you think she's cute?

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