>live with female housemate in house with little to no soundproofing
>hear her fart constantly
women are fucking disgusting
Live with female housemate in house with little to no soundproofing
Robert Murphy
Luis Thomas
Women don't have assholes and you know that
Dominic Gray
If she was cute would you still think it's disgusting?
Adrian Russell
Atleast I have the courtesy to fart constantly discreetly.
Lincoln Cooper
Women have assholes, but they don't poop or fart though.
Their buttholes purpose are purely to be dick warmers
Grayson Miller
>lives with brap princess
>is upset
Xavier Martin
My female housemate's clothes are always stained with either shit or period blood. I tell her to do her own laundry but she gives me a handjob if I do it for her
Adam Reed
That's greasy as hell. Idk if I'd want her hands to touch me if she can't even wipe her own ass correctly. Wouldn't trust those hands
Henry Myers
Not too bad a deal, user. Good on.
Jason Jones
Woman are just kitchen slave
Parker Wilson
When a grill thinks she can beat my dick better than me
Dominic Thomas
When a 12 year old posts on Jow Forums
John Cox
Up the ante, demand a blowjob from here on.
Joshua Carter
>live with roommates
>separate rooms
>need to fart badly
>try to let it out quietly
>it rips loud as thunder
John Wood
brapfags seriously need to be gassed
Caleb Moore
very poor choice of words
oregano
Brandon Ross
thats how we want to die anyway
Landon Ramirez
Next time she farts, fart back louder.
She will want to mate with you.
Gavin Phillips
It's always the same thing every time
>eww i dont want your dirty dick in my mouth thats grosssss
Even if I tell her I just showered, which she says "omg get your girlfriend to do that for you jeez you're lucky i'm even giving you a handjob you disgusting fuck"
Carson Bennett
but thats what they want...
Bentley Adams
I can't breathe, wtf.
Jayden Thomas
>t. never got a handjob from a girl
no girl can beat my meat better than me. none. handjobs are horrible wastes of time
Noah Russell
>hear her fart constantly
lucky bastard.
Christian Price
>brapfags seriously need to be gassed
The absolute word choice lmao.
Hunter Barnes
>brapfags seriously need to be gassed
Oh fuck my sides
Luke Nguyen
>eww i dont want your dirty dick in my mouth thats grosssss
say that you're tired of her dirty hands, that can't wipe her own ass properly enough, to be wrapped around your dick.
Brayden Martin
> says the virgin from new york as granny calls him for lunch
Nolan Walker
autism in an original way
Bentley Ramirez
>eww i dont want your dirty dick in my mouth
Tell her that's why you want it
Jackson Adams
Lmao greentext how you arranged this the first time
You're both disgusting btw
Nolan Thompson
that is bullthit but i belive it
Alexander Richardson
>brapfags seriously need to be gassed
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