>tfw new gf is a crazy dog lover
>she even wants a "cute doggy tattoo"
>she even treats me like one
>"who's a good boy(friend)"
jesus christ, how fucked am I?
Tfw new gf is a crazy dog lover
>not getting a nice lab or well-tempered large-ish dog and spitroasting her with the dog
What the hell user
Wait until she chops your balls off
You have a fucking girlfriend.
You're not fucked at all, faggot.
I pray to fucking god she gets raped and killed very fucking soon.
that's what I get for getting a fembot gf. there is a reason nobody wants them
just don't get a pit bull
lol, getting a gf is easier than you can imagine you retard. there are so many girls out there, desperate, the only thing you have to do is: LOWER YOUR AUTISTIC STANDARDS
which, unfortunately can lead to finding a crazy one but you just keep one scraping that bottom of the barrel till you get lucky.
>tfw new gf
GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD NORMAN
Hope you can take the knot with her.
how the fuck are you complaining about a gf who treats you like a puppyboy
>lol, getting a gf is easier than you can imagine you retard.
lmao
you actually believe this
I could live on this earth a thousand years and not get a gf
because I'm not a soiboi who likes to be dominated in any way
feel free to kill yourself, then
>there are so many girls out there
They all already have a boyfriend.
nah, thought about suicide many times before, it's just not worth it. I'll endure.
>They all already have a boyfriend.
They don't they just say they have one when they find you disgusting
you fell for the white women meme
you deserve it
Maybe it's because you're a faggot.
Oregano
all guys already have lowered their standards and there's nothing at the bottom of the barrel left for many of these poor fucks.
>get a doggy dildo and fuck her with it
>do it from behind and bit her neck while doing it
>tell her you '''knotted''' her
she'll be yours for life
How fucked are you?
Idk hopefully half as fucked as your future dog for a healthy relationship though lewl
This sounds like the perfect gf.
Fuck you, you lucky bastard
let he put a dog collar and leash on you and have her make you eat her asshole
Shut the fuck up retard, none of you even deserve a board. Go cry about how Chad is taking this from you too
Just dump her or put a stop to it.
>not being the girlfriend
you know what to do
Send her my way you ingrate