Tfw new gf is a crazy dog lover

>tfw new gf is a crazy dog lover
>she even wants a "cute doggy tattoo"
>she even treats me like one
>"who's a good boy(friend)"
jesus christ, how fucked am I?

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>not getting a nice lab or well-tempered large-ish dog and spitroasting her with the dog

What the hell user

Wait until she chops your balls off

You have a fucking girlfriend.
You're not fucked at all, faggot.
I pray to fucking god she gets raped and killed very fucking soon.

that's what I get for getting a fembot gf. there is a reason nobody wants them

just don't get a pit bull

lol, getting a gf is easier than you can imagine you retard. there are so many girls out there, desperate, the only thing you have to do is: LOWER YOUR AUTISTIC STANDARDS
which, unfortunately can lead to finding a crazy one but you just keep one scraping that bottom of the barrel till you get lucky.

>tfw new gf
GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD NORMAN

Hope you can take the knot with her.

how the fuck are you complaining about a gf who treats you like a puppyboy

>lol, getting a gf is easier than you can imagine you retard.

lmao

you actually believe this

I could live on this earth a thousand years and not get a gf

because I'm not a soiboi who likes to be dominated in any way

feel free to kill yourself, then

>there are so many girls out there
They all already have a boyfriend.

nah, thought about suicide many times before, it's just not worth it. I'll endure.

>They all already have a boyfriend.

They don't they just say they have one when they find you disgusting

you fell for the white women meme
you deserve it

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Maybe it's because you're a faggot.
Oregano

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all guys already have lowered their standards and there's nothing at the bottom of the barrel left for many of these poor fucks.

>get a doggy dildo and fuck her with it
>do it from behind and bit her neck while doing it
>tell her you '''knotted''' her
she'll be yours for life

How fucked are you?

Idk hopefully half as fucked as your future dog for a healthy relationship though lewl

This sounds like the perfect gf.
Fuck you, you lucky bastard

let he put a dog collar and leash on you and have her make you eat her asshole

Shut the fuck up retard, none of you even deserve a board. Go cry about how Chad is taking this from you too

Just dump her or put a stop to it.

>not being the girlfriend
you know what to do

Send her my way you ingrate