>move into new area close to where my sister lives
>start up tinder
>swipe right
>swipe right
>swipe right
>swipe right
>swipe right on sister
>swipe right
>realise what i did
>panic starts to hit
>Its been 24 hours and we haven't even matched
Do you think she knows lads?
at least she doesnt thinks you are gay anymore amirite
As far as I understand tinder, unless she herself won't match you, she won't know.
And if she does, well... imagination is your limit.
W-what does it mean? Does it mean we have to fug?
>he doesnt knows the 2km cheat
just be like yo been lookin up some hotties in ur area. cuz im alpha you know.
and then she'll say something demeaning
and that will be it.
>not swiping on purpose for the meme
Pathetic.
Say you did it for lulz
Never used Tinder, so no. Care to elaborate?
you chooses if you wanna view men or women on the app
Chances are you wont match.
If you do, just say you did it as a joke, remember to tease her for being on Tinder.
when you turn back the location to 2km everyone who is beyond 2km and liked will appear as for example 14km so its certain that it will match
Just pop up to her for the bantz lol, chill user
actually thought my sis was gay desu lad
just fuck her. If anyone finds out say tinder made you do it
This
Just play it off as a joke, it's not a big deal
How do you fags get the confidence to download tinder?
I can't even take a picture of myself, but when I do I either look sad or gay as fuck like really gay.
1 look into my eyes and that's yikes.
I've been approached before by girls but I'm too socially awkward.
>confidence
literally no one cares
I'm afraid that people will laugh.
>oh boy look another man i've never seen before in my life on tinder, no way is he hot or worth my time though
swipes right
the laughter is in your own head.
Shes your sister you do nothing about it because you are not a degenerate.
Probably
your face when she swiped you left