Another Friday I don't have a bf to buy pizza for

Another Friday I don't have a bf to buy pizza for

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Another friday I don't have a husky to take for a walk.

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You're on here way too much to own a husky. They're working dogs, they need a fuckton of exercise or else they go nuts and start breaking shit. Even most normalfags can't handle owning a husky, much less some NEET who posts on Jow Forums all day every day.

I'm getting a free pizza from dominos today and i'm going to wash it down with wine.

Why would you specifically want to buy them pizza

If I had a husky I'd be spending time with that, not posting on Jow Forums, I'm not a neet anyway I work.

>spending time with that
>I work

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Don't worry, mummy and daddy will take care of it during the day when I'm at work, then I get evenings and weekends with it.

You're falling for the "if I had x, I would change my life" fallacy. You'd change your habits for a month at best and then the poor dog will slowly get less and less attention as you come back to your old ways.

Another Friday I don't have a pizza to eat

>wanting a husky for the last 14 or so years of my life
>implying that would ever happen
user, you just don't understand.

I do understand, because I'm you. There's been plenty of times where I thought I'd change my life habits if I just owned something new. Shit always returns to the status quo. Luckily I never made the mistake of buying a working dog that would make my life hell when I returned to my old ways.

>I do understand, because I'm you.
spooky user

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>and i'm going to wash it down with wine

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I'm a 25 year old man, not a wine aunt!

Then you better be drinking box wine from a convenience store straight from the tap, or else you're a fag.

Lets just say my box of franzia just ran out and once the store opens i'll be refueling.

nothing wrong with wine my dude. Roman, European, and Chinese elites drank it for centuries, and they were far more culturally sophisticated than the common plebs.

Not him but I did this last night. Followed by some classy ass mickeys, love them puzzles.

Fucking bitch
I hope u get banned
I hate you so much

>the "if I had x, I would change my life" fallacy
So nothing changes anyone?

Not for the better. Plenty of things change people for the worse. The only thing that changes people for the better is themselves.

If fucking young boys makes you culturally sophisticated, then we're in agreement here.

>they were far more culturally sophisticated than the common plebs.

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I can get banned, but I can circumvent it, there's no stopping me user.

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You can buy me a pizza user, I don't mind if you're not my partner. Just send it here.

I'll send you my fucking cock

idk seems like a nice thing to do

are you in the us?

can I pretend you're my bf?
this is important

Nope, I'm from Europe.

Stop bullying based wanon.
He is very cool.

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I hate you user. originally.

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I'm from the US but I'm nervous that you'll send ricin to my house or some shit

are you this user i don't have much time

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>are you this user
yes?
>i don't have much time
what?

are you the user from yesterday?

I couldn't reply anymore

my wifi went out and I'm about to work now sorry

>are you the user from yesterday?
yes
>I couldn't reply anymore
thats okay
>my wifi went out and I'm about to work now sorry
no bf for me.

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>no autistic hapa boyfriend to watch animu with

they are made to take my white cock

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w-why does it have to be a hapa?
asking for a hapa friend.

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noooo

tell me where to contact you please

Lol I deliver pizza on a daily basis, if you order one then you get a free bf, except you have to tip me though because gas is expensive dude

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I gave you a throwaway e-mail adress yesterday, I'm not going to post my discord here. I'm sorry. Give me a e-mail adress or something.

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Get rid of your mental illnesses and stop being a raging whore for chad.

i know and my interent went out when you posted it and i felr bad all day

[email protected]

>inb4 gmail

idc

severe trauma does, and therapy afterwards can

I sent mail.
hope to hear from you soon user.

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the asian genetics make them more effeminate and their mental baggage makes them very needy and clingy.

Not all hapas are effeminate or have mental baggage!
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that.. my friend posesses these traits.

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elliot rodger here

i did!

glad to have found the friendly user!