For a straight male which one is the best / worst?

For a straight male which one is the best / worst?

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the one with the best face and height

>the one with the best face and height
This, knew 2 extremely fat guys who had handsome faces, green eyes, and were tall who could get 10/10 qt gfs.

>For a straight male which one is the best / worst?
Obviously depends on what you're trying to do. Athletic is objectively best for usefulness and is probably the most attractive. Swimmer is pretty high too, as well as bearmode desu.

Would say between otter and athletic but its probs this because you can't see their bodies 90% of the time

I mean the best overall. Like if you had to choose one personally (for social, relationships, career, everyday life) which one?

ottermode/athletic, any bigger than that and you're only impressing other guys. Even Jow Forums admits this. But don't lift for women.

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Worst is definitely skinnyfat
Best swimmer imo

The swimmer one, but with some solid height. You won't look super built. Basically you look skinny-athletic, but purely within a sense of scale you will be large male specimen compared to women and other men.

Lolno, if you're skinnyfat all you have to do is lift to fix it & no one even notices since you're in clothes..
There's nothing worse than being obesefat

>be somewhere between skinny and swimmer.
>wish to be like in bearmode
This is impossible, fuck my rodent-like metabolism!

eat less is easier than working out

I'm otter mode but I have mild pectus excavatum and I'm 5'5" which ruins everything

>Worst is definitely skinnyfat
I agree, specially if you have manboobs like this

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>tfw builtfat
my ex liked it and refused me to loose weight but i don't think that shit flies with all girls

Best personality

Skinnyfat is absolute suffering. Any time you gain weight it only goes to two places and it makes you look deformed. You have to work so hard to lose it compared to everyone else.

Sure thing tard. "eating less" is really that simple & easy, you've just cured obesity.

Built fat, strong fat, built, and otter

Built fat makes me want to be impregnated

Strongfat or built, no other options

Similar to how guys have gone from "Skinny girls are the best" to "I like a bit of squish and thick thighs.", women are looking less for Arnold Schwarzenegger and more for something softer.

You gotta remember there was a short period of history where the obese were revered.
>Luckily that shits gone
But you know, it also depends on where you are. I've got a friend from Vietnam who told me native orientals love large guys, but that's partially because onions boys of the east are all so small

builtfat reporting in

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This. You bf% is meaningless Jow Forumsfags

less like build fat and more almost build

Worst is skinny. You get disrespect easy

not saying it's easy but EASIER than working out.. are you baiting me or serious lol?

I work a factory job and eat a whole lot less, and that's doing infinitely better than any diet or workout I've tried

Women like swimmer and ripped best but they might feel intimidated / want to be "the hot one" and go for builtfat a lot of the time

Replying myself with an addendum - really tall 6'3"- 6'4" guy who is ottermode is probably the most universally pussy drenching body type.
Not all girls will ever try to date that guy, but they'll all look

>builtfat
you're fucking skinnyfat you delusional faggot

I'm assuming that we're talking about best/worst in terms of how attractive women think they are.
Best is a tie between ottermode and athletic. Just about every woman on the planet would say that those two are attractive.
Worst is skinnyfat. It lacks definition of any kind and it's just very formless. All the other body types will, even if they're generally considered unattractive, have their fetishists but I've never heard of a girl that has a fetish for skinnyfat guys.

Your torso looks ridiculously undeveloped compared to your arms and traps.

Start doing ab work and get on the benchpress.

>compared to your arms and traps
are you joking? he looks like he never touched weights in his life and he is shrugging his traps like a retard

So what happens when you are mix of skinny and skinnyfat?

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That makes you more desirable than any of them

Never thought i would ever hear that from anyone, but the best part is i didn't do anything to achieve it and i for the first time feel slightly less miserable

>his larping is seeping into his memories

Ripped >Swimmer > Built >Strongfat > Buildfat > Skinny > Bodybuilder > Obesefat > Chubbyfat
>>> Skinnyfat

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Ive lost about 90-100lbs in the last year, and currently im builtfat i think. My upper body is toned and built, but ive still got a beer belly im working on cutting out.

depends entirely on the girl. Most people who remain in the stacy NPC mindset prefer ottermode/athletic. I think the majority of worthwhile women tend to want something between builtfat and athletic

The only male body type that legitimately has no appeal for anyone is skinnyfat. Can't even check the fat fetishist box with it.

>no builtchubby

Eat more eat clean

tfw builtfat torso + skinny arms.
its fucking suffering.

Start doing some bench and overhead bro. Start a daily routine, and dont fall for the legday meme, as long as you keep them from looking way too undersized, it doesnt matter. Just go back and bi, chest and tri, shoulder and core. Do that and youll get closer to built in about a year if you keep to it along with high fat and protein dieting.

>and dont fall for the legday meme

Just so you guys know, legs and a strong back are what stop you getting knocked over in fights.

Don't hit legs and you'll find yourself being easily shoved to the ground.

Skinnyfat working towards ottermode here. Should take a few months, I'm 3 weeks in.

If at all possible go bearmode which requires a large frame
If no, go built

Look at his arms that's not skinny fat retard

ottermode is the normie/most general choice

ripped/athletic is for patricians only

fuck i look like this but ive been lifting recently, how long until i evolve

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If you're going to fight, lifting does jack shit. Train in a fighting sport if you're planning for self-defense/beating the shit out of people.

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Lifting won't fix it. You have to do cardio/eat less

>there was a short period of history where the obese were revered.
Because only the richest people could be obese in those days. Now even homeless people are obese.

that picture is deceptive because the ottermode is good looking, giving the impression his body is the ideal, which it obviously isn't, it's weak shit

if they all had the same face as ottermode, the ideal body would be somewhere between ripped/athletic and built

give an ugly guy ottermode and he's just some skinny ugly faggot

a malnourished lanklet with chiseled facial features (because hes malnourished) is not attractive even slightly

the majority of girls would say ottermode: they like the physical appearance of 6 packs, but not of bulging veins. my lover is builtfat though so that's my personal favorite. skinnyfat is worst tier, the one in op's pic looks like a woman

best/worst as far as what?

for impressing women the best is builtfat/bearmode by far

for health the heirarchy is from worst to best is

>obesefat
>skinnyfat
>Chubbyfat
>Skinny
>Builtfat
>bodybuilder
>built
>athletic
>ottermode
>Bearmode
bearmode is literally human male perfection

>lifting does jack shit

you aren't acknowledging how being stronger gives you an advantage in a grappling scenario unless the guy you are fighting is good at ju jitsu.

but yeah, big muscles are overestimated, not that you shouldn't be conditioned but you know what i mean.

i'm chubbyfat but it's not like i have zero muscle yet i don't necessarily look like builtfat.

I think girls like ripped/athletic the most, but I think there are a growing number of girls who prefer swimmer/ottermode.

A lot of girls think built is too far.

Wrong, studies done on women have shown they react most positively to abs, that's why having a six pack is so desired.

Swimmer, Ripped amd Strongfat are best.
rest is mediocre and fucking garbage.

I'm adding twink just so I can separate cute skinny from regular skinny.
>Failed at life tier
Skinny, Skinnyfat
>Could Get a Few 7/10s
Builtfat, Chubbyfat
>Scores 10/10s on the regular
Ottermode, Ripped, Built, Bear
>Major actor in movies and governor of American state tier
Bodybuilder
>Actually successful in life (usually has golddigers rather than gfs) tier
Obesefat

Fuck, forgot twink
>Trap or Manwhore Tier
Twink

as said, you can find girls into any bodytype, except skinnyfat. it just screams no effort, like you can't even eat enough to be a fatass. it's worthless

>Builtfat
Someone who works a real job that requires lifting and likes to chill out and drink a few beers after a long day of work. Builtfat is someone who is strong through their occupation.

>Ottermode
>Scores 10/10s on the regular
Lolno, still a perma-virgin despite this.

tfw skinnyfat and can't do anything about it

are u dumb, what you said applies to only skinny people. skinny fat is completely different

I doubt anybody here or anybody past the age of 25 is ottermode.
Workout mate.
Go to the /fat/ general

I'm 21, run and go to gym a lot.

To get woman? A tall ottermode/ripped guy

Best looking one in my opinion? Bearmode, incredibly aethetic

You gotta lift more and pack on muscle.
Going from skinnyfat to skinny is a small improvement at best, but it easily the gateway to looking worse.
Do more weight training and strength exercises.

I like built fat. Tall + builtfat is perfect.
Cuddling up next to my boyfriend when he was chubbier was the best. He was hot as fuck. Now he's ottermode and I don't think he's as hot. But he's happy, so that's good for him.

fuck that. Dips are beast at developing chest. He should do dips.

This because someone added chest hair. Being a fraud is always worth it.
Maybe the kids come out retarded or looking like orangutans but who cares.

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I like skinnyfat women like bllueberrylove on chaturbate.

You forgot the build

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not shoving an entire restaurant down your throat every evening is soooo haaaaaaaard cry me a river fag

Best for getting girls is probably ottermode. Look good without intimidating any skittish girls. Worst is obviously obese.

is this Chris Pratt?

As a Bi-Ciswoman I like skinnyfat because it feels nice, ottermode is the most pleasing to look at and chubbyfat is cute.

>grab hips
>suck on feminine nips
>peg in the bum

Bullshit. It doesn't do shit. Punching is a quick twitch muscle skill anyway like throwing. Very little to do with your bench. Want to fight? Train fighting.

Dad bod is what picks up women.

I'm skinny fat too. read that guys blog a long time ago. we can't bulk and lift, we have to cut, do cardio, and lift until we're as skinny as healthily possibly. we need to start from scratch.

our punishment for wasting our bodies away so horribly lol

>Tfw went from obesefat to builtfat.

Jesus, I'm only at 164lbs.. Goal is 140lbs in 6 months hopefully...

Hate being fat so much.

>Obese
>actually successul
The percentage of multimillionaires who are even overweight is way lower than general population.

BEST is chubbyfat girls love snuggling its like a big teddy bear and most dudes like that are actually pretty strong
Worst in my opinion is body builder I know most girls who think that looks deformed and shit

Vince Urbank
He lifts heavy things and dabbled in gay porn.