Spit a verse user. If it's good or you get trips I'll rap it and post it here

Mostly boom bap, RZA is pretty good

Ah. I listen to mostly these new underground artists. Xxxtentacion, Scarlxrd, Ghostemane, SuicideBoys, ect

Here's a little freestyle I did back in the day.

pls don't judge.

youtube.com/watch?v=0s3HhznskbU&t=32s

Are you being sarcastic? The beat drops for 10 seconds I when it came back I was still on it.

You are on the important beats, like the snare but the rest is just fuckin jumbled together. It sounds like you're desperately trying to run a race you're a little too slow for. Keep practicing bro.

Those guys are all really good. I've tried the whole emo rap thing and newer trap stuff and it wasn't really my thing.

I'm still lost about what you mean? If anything I'm ahead of the beat lol. I think you're talking out of your ass honestly.

This is how you rap

clyp.it/tbmsvytg

If you don't hear that you're hella jumbled up and off beat, music might not be your thing bro. Real talk

Alright I think I see what you mean thanks man

Like I'm not trying to be a dick and I'm sorry if i am. I totally am a dick lol

I don't know how else to describe it other than "jumbled". Just keep at it. You get there.

surrounded
no exit
plastic bitches moving in
no time to grieve

blood on their hands
a crooked smile on their lips
fucking for dibs
feds shaking their hips

alamo
a lonely few
clinging to hope
armed with only their wits

the only reward is iron chains or an early grave

never surrender comrades
never lose hope

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You see me taking a shit?
Im browsing on r9k
Hoping I gets me some trips, I've been shitposting all day
On this toilet I sit, my robots I represent
I think I sharted a bit, I had some chicken filet

You know me, wallet green with neetbux im splurgin.
You know me, I don't get any fucks, im a virgin.

Virgin like olive oil.
Virgin like virgin soil
Face all covered in boils
Virgin like west virginia

arms straight back like a ninja
Ran around middle school
January-December
I live life with no rules
Im Like Pumba like simba
Wearing pumas and ankle socks
Virgin life is so simple
And I still do not give a fuck

Reference track: Tyler the Creator - Garbage

Imma go shower now enjoy my toilet thoughts.

A pee a poo
a pee pee poo poo
a beep a boop
a may may boob tube
a zinch a snatch
a white rabbit heart attack

Virgin like im madonna
Virgin like jesus momma
Urging to get some pussy
But all these pussies make problems

Cos all these stacies reject me
None of these fembots respect me
These NPCs can't please me
Least STDs don't infect me

>Hatin' on them fembots
>Fuck right off my board
>Post another (You) bait and get banned you stupid whores

>Ask for a boyfriend and we'll tell you to Alt+F4
>All you'll be fucking is that stinky vibrator in your drawer

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I knew a woman
back then she was kind
but now she's gone
and left me behind

Gimme a bullet yo I fuckin told you he stole it
Fuck the face in of a faceless stain
Group violence , orgy of mildness
Bathe me in blood dreading my beheading while I sit betting in my bedding that I'm setting to be show me what the fuck I'm getting
Don't show me a nipple though man.

I rhyme from sundown to sunup
I know I'm on the come up
These niggas tryna run me down
I got that 1UP
Rap game serious
fuck around and you bound to get delirious
niggas at the top and you know I gotta knock em off
cuz they tryna fuck wit the kid like they name was nabokov
it's tragic tho
i wield my lyrics like magic yo
With my oxfords and nappy fro
Then i'm on that new shit
My Style? You can have it tho
I switch it up, my style's unpredictable, wreaking havoc yo
Plus style finna get me guap
I got a lot
then i finna fuck on thots
cuz I'm too gangsta
A g within a g
Yeah I'm mandelbrot
Droppin' lyrical bombs on you clowns like Bakar with ISIS
So don't don't step and catch a crisis!

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kek! we want more!

I'm gonna do this one next, I still have time for more after this

From /tv/
>I'm a big guy, I like a quick fly
>I like them thick thighs.
>I spoke to the cia, the agency filed names, flight plan don't list bane?
>How you shoot a man before throwing him out a plane?
>I'm a big guy, I'm inappropriate
>I like crashing planes with my associates
>Bring some explosives and watch this blow bitch
>When I Invade the cockpit and crash this whole trip

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soundcloud.com/ryley-mcallan/smash-piano1

parafwen.bandcamp.com/album/frequence

I Please beg you my Fuhrer
Come back, I can't endure it
The jews keep getting stronger
Will this world hold any longer?

The star of David looms over
Degeneracy is the new normal
How can I expect to be sober?
When they spread poison like cobras

You were our last hope
You were our last saviour
How can we ever cope?
We keep bleeding out by their razor

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Alright here it is

clyp.it/sq3m5gym

I can probably do one more if you guys wanna keep going.

Bumbing the bread

i got linin in my cloth
mind of dirty thoughts
all of what i taught
myself to you i fought

Your verses don't have the same amount of length, or rythym. For simplicity, I'm just gonna talk about the first few lines.

vocaroo.com/i/s0GEVp3sORrN
I know that's amateur but it's just an example. if you compare it with yours, yours is all over the place

I tick-tock walked and worked around the clock
the bee buzz-buzzing and hurt all over
stinging, singing, droning all itchy all over
fuzzy, falling, sleeping, the wasp nest broke
call me mister coma, my head's all smoke
my legs all rubber and made of rope
give me money, honey, women, a bar of soap
a comb, a razor, a will, a tazer
and never any fun and never anyone
no fun, noone, can't take, can't make
alone in the house and walked all over
lying on the floor and made to turn over
fuzzy, falling, sleeping, I'm flat out broke
and covered in muck, my head's all stuck
a comb, a razor, can't sleep, can't wake

Omg I'm fkn dying here lol

T-thanks I guess, pal

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>Your verses don't have the same amount of length

If that was true then why do they all take up 1 bar each? Just looking at those first few lines I mean. I realize it falls off pretty hard at the end but that was more the writing than me.

No yh, fairs.
To word it better, it's the spacing/how you pronounce some words. You need to emphasize, draw out, or shorten shit to make it fit with the beat.
Everything else is fine though, and yh nah I would need a good while to figure out how the fuck the rest is supposed to be done consistently with a beat

I'll definitely work on it man I tried to be more on beat on the second one I did thanks for the advice

Bitches in the club
3 on 3
Tryna find some love, yeah that rub-a-dub-dub
Tell her I'm a lawyer
Tell her I'm a judge
Take her back to mine and fuck fuck fuck
But then club bitches be running around
You can't buy em a drink? they be putting you down
Cuz daddy's a pro and daddy's got flow and daddy's got dough youve got these hoes like

[In a girl's voice]
Where'd you say you work again?
You better not be bullshittin
I'll ask my dad
He'll cuss you out
That can't be true
What you talking about

[Normal voice]
Listen I work in a Costco kitchen
I sell thicc chads honey roasted chicken
Sorry that I lied but it's hurting my head
Let's get into bed
I just wanna get my dick wet.

np pal, you got a better voice than me for it

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Humble men don't reign no more
Tell 'em to buy shit they can't afford
Slaves to the plastic and images of gold
Consider their souls sold

Everyone in this game had better just fold
My old man told me vanity breeds villany
and I got that and more

Fame is short lived so better make it worth it
For all the people I stepped on to reach this summit
Know I'm not playing when I said I would vommit
On this mic to put all them other suckas off it

Humble men don't reign no more
So get to steppin' and make me a monument of gold
Someday I'll pay for it, and every girl I called a hoe
For now the vainest villan, as the fortune foretold

i hope you choke on
every last drop
of apathy. I hope
we can choke on
the last thing together.

Man I knew I was better, but still had to let her
ruin my psyche. These niggas, they nikes,
I don't fuck with the brand names, I don't fuck
with the same things. That old brain, new game
for me anons, sucking dick, jerking off, disrespectin'
Hold a body like a man need a weapon. Heat a
body, things were just gettin' messy. Beat a body, but you never make connections. \

Momma said you oughta go to tha docta
tell her I'm fine. that it's just sleep and I
had to walk away from that shit, bought ma
self out with a cold lie, and 3/3 time and box wine

it's a game a nigga play when he's wantin'
tell a lie or two or three it aint special, guess a
nigga gotta do what he gotta
smoking this doing that, drinkin' water
the cool drip to your lip remind ya
pussy juice aint touched ya in forever

'Nother cold lie to your lip you tell the doctor
doin' just fine, no time to be honest, just on 'em
drugs for every feeling in the book so it don't matter
just waitin' for your head to go splatter. But there's data
information age of a happy world, happy time, not trippin'
but people lyin' like they making three fitty

Don't believe, they sticky, hate 'em, they livid.
Tell 'em they kill ya, but never have to feel ya.
Can't a man get touched before he die?
Can't a man get touched by anything but lies?

No more of man than the sweetness behind her eyes.
Supple breast ain't nobody gotta appetizer
fine enough to maker realize
she's special.

I'm tired fuck. it. this is over
never new a man to get run over
Bend over, let the man fuck you up
we get nowhere, niggas in a rough world,
a bad world, with no girl, and no mercy.

Peace to the anons tonight.

I like this one user. Develop it more so that everything fits the theme and you're gold.

Are these the same guy? Your writing is insane man.

They attack in packs in their neighborhood
Hear mumble whispers warning of another victim
One wrong turn into an alley can change your mood
All 'cuz momma and poppa couldn't afford food back home

Get pushed and shoved aside because I carry books
Ma' gave up supper last night so I could have fresh looks
Dark skinned nigga behind me mark up my polo with blue ink
Don't wanna cause a stink,
He's got five others with him, meanwhile I'm the new kid

Grow up, timid and afraid
New High School, same old shame
Good thing is, in this country it's all paid
With funding they steal off our shared plate

Walking down the senior hall, afraid to make eye contact
Uh oh, too late, big black dude behind 'yo back
Him and his crew corner you against a locker
One of them blockin' the camera

From the corner of your eye you see somebody new
Never mind, he is someone you knew
From the liquor store, he works there after school
Rumor has it father left him when he was two

He flashes a knife and tells 'em
"Let's go!"
Chimps scattered like the Lion King roared
Before you can thank him, he goes to homeroom
Never forget his face, or his burned in tattoo

Years later, the glow of the cap and gown faded
To 'ma that cap is a crown and you're the reason they made it
Crossed two rivers and a dessert so you could be educated
Now you sign your last name with two extra letters, J.D. vindicated

It's Oh Eight and pickin's are slim
Become general council for the city I'm in
First week, stacks of paperwork and no time to review
Get thrown into a courtroom, every five minutes defend someone new

In the corner of your eye see a familiar face
Nevermind, this guy is new
Still around your age

(cont.)

nope two different people

I'm the second user.

A lot of these are decent, pretty good even
We live in a universe where white robot incels make better rap than the top names.

Bump, in case I think of something

God damn it, I'm a manic manlet
I look like you took a man and halved it
If you wanna measure crazy, then I'm batshit
Won't be long until I'm just chillin in the casket
I talk trash and spit acid, you can't mask it
So sick on the mic, but you can't catch it
I brag about this, cause I don't got nothin else
Dying silently, but undeniably I want some help
It's always felt sorta off, that life is just about showing off
All of these responsibilities, I just wanna blow it off
I show a tough face, but on the inside I'm feeling soft
Give a chick's pic the two taps, pick myself up by the bootstraps
Comment "what a cute ass" and all she can say is "can you remove that?"
Already fallen for the self improve trap and it didn't produce crap
I'm still rude and I stammer, bruise my flute with a hammer and poo my pajamas
So fuck it, I'll go upload my nudes on the Gram and seduce my Grandma

ITT: Melanin Enrichment Program

Nigga nigga nigga nigga
I'm a dope ass nigga
nigga. Boi it's a good thing nigga rhymes with nigga or this rap game would be too hard... nigga.

Roasties get toasty,
Nigga I be boasty
I rape like a mufuckin ape
aw here cum da duct tape.
naw hoe you can't escape.
Yo ass goin burn like my fire mix tape.
Fire fire aw shit this getting dire
take these pills and you'll expire.
cuz bitch your death is my desire.

No repentance do I seek.
No forgiveness do I want
My hate for you ain't 3rd rate.
Bitch I'm here to seal yo fate.
Now let me concentrate
On my hate.
Quick hand, cut throat
Your corpse will bloat and it won't float
None gonna baww like a goat.
Welp I'm off on my boat.

Growin up enemies,
but, you a scourge a disease a hoe to who the drug lords please. I wanna take a pipe to your fucken knees. While you pipe on the endo
Momma said u my baby bro
but u Make my hate grow.
Too sly to let it show.
No mercy for dis hoe.
Die slow
To make a nigga's dick grow
ya know.

This lair is awful, you're unfair and hostile
Pretending to be like Aristotle
Hating women, yet stare at models
"and should I wear Lacoste or Aeropostale?"
I thought this was a board for important shit
Counter culture, radical insubordinates?
Turns out it's just a bunch of beta orbiters
Supporting whores and cliques, still not bored of it
Any pair of ogre lips are hotter than a Florida trip
As long as they're female, your pole is stiff
If they like cut dicks, you'll sharpen a sword and snip
And if you've ever ordered gifts, here's a fedora tip
You twits still think Discord is lit, can't afford to miss
I miss the old r9k, can't take no more of this
Proud to say those bottles on my floor are piss

am rappin am rappin
am rapraprappin

am raprapraprapraprappin
amm rappin all day an am rappin all night, am rappin to the beat an a rap ut up tight

if you're going to bump, at least post something not fucking retarded

Nigga nigga ya,
Nigga yeah, nigga yay.
Pass up the whip
Cuz I got someone to flay

I got 2 things to say...
THUNDER DICKED

The black wings of apocalypse, designer of viruses
Cabana bolan psoriasis, undeniable nihilist
Stab you with ice, thermal nuclear damage device
Uncle Howie and thirty goons gangbanging your wife
Born to fuck the whores of Babylon, morbid marathon
It's torture man of God, lost his religion, torn and cast aside
The monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Images of twisted and disfigured lips and heads visits him in bed
Witnesses have said, he never had a conscious
Laughed in private of arrays insatiable appetite for random violence
Laced with hollows in the age of quarrel
My brains is like a runaway train with outrageous cargo
Beware thou what protects me was made to harm you
I'm the architype forever be displayed in marble
Half logical the other half insane and horrible
The combination of cash, cocaine and prostitutes

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Grab ASS
Eat ass
Rape yo ass
Mow yo grass
Shovelen that ass
my man

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too autistic, can't escape my bed.
no girlfriend, I'd rather be dead.

its friday night on r9k
smoking j's
can afford a place to stay
cause im a wage slave
smoking bottom shelf
fuck top grade
im not payed
cant get laid
jerk off anyway
fuck bitches
get AIDS
pussy look like Bill Cosby's face
no thanks

>there are people here who unironically like rap with lots of kang language and "deep lyrics"

i dont care what part of the world you came from, if you're born into the hood, i know you've smoked the dude's lmao and gotten to touch at least a couple of girls so don't come here telling anyone you're a "feelz boi" robot.

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I'm from north scandinavia and have lived all my life in a small cold and dark village with barely any people and since skiing to school in the winter in 3rd grade I have listened to nothing but violent hiphop and black metal

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d12 for life mein neger

Let me share a shady spin of the pain I'm in
The irate hate of a lame Canadian
It's way too late, but I'm wide awake and shaking in
Negligee that should be draping on a lady's hips
All I say's insane, but come and give this dame a kiss
My height in inches is eighty six, I still claim I'm cis
Vein as shit when I take them pics, fame's in my grip
I've got the fairest lips, get compared to Taylor Swift
I don't care if it's just staring and making quips
At least I've got a flamin' derriere and nips

ay ay
I dont have a girlfriend
not even A friend
sitting in my room
thinking about my doom
of what im gonna do
what my life is coming to
I just want kids and a wife
and not this shitty life

skrttt skrttt

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fuck a steel heart I wanna be a cute sonny
my blinds are blocking out the sun
still got manuka honey
paying for period sex
hold the checks
show me the blood money
when i split the red sea
n spit a vicious 16
they wrote my story in a book
the O.G G.O.D
O.M.G you could catch nikki licking my pee pee
on national T.V
but they only blurred out my face because im less attractive than a S.T.D
so when i say im spitting sick
im really spitting syphilis
if i roll a dubs you could see me slit my wrist
via live stream
i bet you wont move like a deer stuck in high beams
you could get on your knees like squidward
cause here lies my dreams

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I'm so hot, my ass is flammable
I'm 31 and a half and still play with stuffed animals
Forever missing high school
Reminiscing to when I was cool
I've regressed to when I was 1, I sit in a high stool
I'm addicted to the needle - the one that goes with my spool
Yeah, I knit shit like mittens for this chick, I'm smitten
But she had a man who kicked my can, please listen
I'm adorable cause I'm 4 foot 4
I'm gonna open my own dwarf store
Go to college and then court a whore
Have a son and then abort any more
That's all I'll say, gotta thwart the gore
I'd type some more, but my arms are sore