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whats the point of living a shitty life and being conscious the whole time? fucking waste of time.

It's not painful if you do it right. 12 gauge shotgun in the mouth pointed at the mid brain loaded with 3inch slugs will explode your head and kill you before your brain has a chance to process pain. Literally instant death. I've thought about this a bit as you can surely see.

I agree completely. My life was a waste of time. Better never to have been.

>be me
>friends try to set me up with a girl
>solid 6.5/10
>overblow her flaws in my head and come off the date remembering her looking like a goblin
>friends ask if i liked her
>i say no
>"well think about it user she's cute and she seems to like you"
>don't reconsider
>a few months later start thinking
>check her normiebook profile again
>she fuckin looks fine
I hate myself so fucking much
This isn't the first time this happened either
Why do I keep ruining happiness for me?
I am the architect of my own misery
I am my own worst enemy
I genuinely wish I were never born

>not showing the animated version so people can see where they're going

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it takes some balls though.. jfc

>it takes balls to turn your light switch off
Nah, maybe if he slit his wrists or took a dive, shotgun is basically the pussiest way to go aside from OD, it just looks more brutal.

youre obviously baiting.. anyway idc

not that user but a shotgun means two things
a) you're afraid of pain
b) you're afraid you'll regret it mid attempt

How likely is it that quantum immortality is true? If I die, will my consciousness just move to another Everett branch, and my shitty life will continue?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
youtube.com/watch?v=0YsjrA87Cno
youtube.com/watch?v=za_b9UQoz6E

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>2018
>still watching this fake
i shiggy diggy

did his mum and dad walk in before the stream got shut down? i dont think i could handle that.

your fuckjing head explodes
to me its the worst way to go after immolation

Found the NPC philosophical zombie

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((they)) knew this so they removed oxygen from the helium tanks

Death is the inevitable conclusion to life, so why the fuck not just get it over with when the only thing between the two is a lifetime of wageslaving punctuated by small periods of shallow gratification/enjoyment.

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Are you retarded? If your head explodes, your brain would be destroyed before you even have a chance to perceive it. If you immolate yourself, you are subjecting yourself to potentially hours of intense agony.

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because it's it's painful

haha too funny

>Death is the inevitable conclusion to life
*blocks path*

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>muh scientific evidence
what if your body still feels it?

but you're pretty much instantly dead, you feel almost nothing, it just looks gruesome
the worst way for me would probably be being buried alive

yes, you are billions of small organisms, but they all work in synergy to form a far larger organism, which can be referred to as something singular, aka self

Sad truth. Thanks to that I neither have the motivation to live a normal life or to end it all

>what if your body still feels it?
How the fuck would that work? Consciousness exists entirely in the brain.

yeah but that 3 seconds feels worst than your whole life

it's over in less than a millisecond user. plus, the brain explodes before it is physically able to process pain.

how can you be be so sure?

Do you have any evidence that other consciousnesses reside in other parts of the body? All the evidence points to the brain being where consciousness is located. Read about Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier. If you were decapitated, you would subjectively experience living as a disembodied head for a few seconds after the act.

I just feel like the decapitated thing you would be conscious for a few seconds.. don't you think?

It's a scary feeling knowing that the difference between him being alive and dead today was cm's of finger travel. Knowing anyone could hold the difference between existence and non-existence in a sense.

No in the full video, after he kills himself, you can her his mom shout his name, rush to his room and start screaming and sobbing hysterically

Vid here
mega.nz/#!35F2QDQL!_O82LPVVVe7X7RExTKMGNx7D1DkZ_SqiJ88C4TWVaVA

I've been in that "old age suffering" thread from a couple of days ago. Seems the hardship for old people hits hardest when they become mentally ill. How do you minimize the probability of becoming senile, or minimize its effects if you're already hit with some of its symptoms?

Schrodingobongo's cat is the MOST misinterpreted physics example EVER.

NOTHING exists in two states at once. Its just that elementary particles are so small that observing them would require direct interaction with OTHER elementary particles, thus making it impossible to get any information from them without changing the state they are in. Because of this, when studying them, scientists assume all possible states to be true at the same time.

Fucking brainlets who don't understand science parading around like they know everything, its become another religion. Exactly what science was trying to avoid.

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The original video has some cunts crying over it
bestgore.com/suicide/video-suicide-shotgun-livestream-Jow Forums-user-r9k-youtube/
6:00 is when he offs himself
9:00 is when his mother walks in

WTF who was the kid crying on the background?

Some roastie

a roastie he was orbiting and she friendzoned him

don't want to kill myself because i dread to think how much it would hurt those who do care about me, but it hurts so much to keep disappointing them and myself, but i'm too much of slob to actually fix anything and change that path. I wish I could have died in a tragic accident at 13 when I was a wonder child who would make something big out of himself. Every day I wish that a car would hit me or a tile would fall off a roof and kill me. I think this every time I cross a road or walk around outside.

The small bit of gratifaction and enjoyment you get when you're able to step away from your mundane routine is so miniscule it's not even worth it.

Finish wageslaving to be forced into hanging out either with family or co-workers, just to sit around like an empty husk.

Waking up is the shittiest part of any day.

>How do you minimize the probability of becoming senile, or minimize its effects if you're already hit with some of its symptoms?
Fund the anti-aging research that people like Aubrey de Grey and organizations like the SENS Research Foundation are doing. We have a realistic chance of reaching the longevity escape velocity and achieving transhumanism within our lifetimes.

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I would like to support them but I don't think I'm going to live to see the fruits of their research.

Don't be a hero. Heroes are a fallacy. If you push through you can help others who feel lost.

Hey man, chicks like you. Think about that. You got options.

stop questioning every subconscious choice like a little bitch. She is ugly, your instinct tells you this, and there is nothing more powerful than nature, the end

warhea

I guess I'll bump it once more

This contemporary corrosive world only serves to poison souls. I hope this place is just some collective existential nightmare and continuation here is not an option after physical death.

The only thing that has kept me alive this long is my disdain for normals. I can't stand the thought of them doing so much harm to me and then getting off easily as I suffer in the corner and splatter my brains across the wall.

But honestly it's not working as well as it used to.

This. I was watching spanking videos on bestgore until I got to this one by accident.

I never get here in Jow Forums, but that was an intense video.

I hope none of you fags kill themselves ):

I know it's something pointless to say and for you could be something pointless to read, but I still don't lose anything by just trying.

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So you think that your other body parts have independent minds of their own?

I'm thinking of stealing a boat and sailing it out to sea to see how long I can last. If worse comes to worse I tie a brick to my foot and jump in the sea. The goal is to have a life of pi adventure though before I die.

If you sign up for cryonics, there's a chance you might be revived, and get to live to see their results.

Cryonics FAQs:
alcor.org/sciencefaq.htm
cryonics.org/about-us/faqs/
benbest.com/cryonics/CryoFAQ.html

More cryonics info:
waitbutwhy.com/2016/03/cryonics.html
youtube.com/channel/UCUh9FLcWu8k5k5W_ofWQMZA

Calculator for calculating the probability of cryonics working:
cryonicscalculator.com/

Cryonics membership statistics:
alcor.org/AboutAlcor/membershipstats.html
cryonics.org/ci-landing/member-statistics/
kriorus.ru/en/cryopreserved people

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sinking into thousands of feet of cold darkness sounds like a terrifying way to die though

>I hope none of you fags kill themselves ):
Shut the fuck up faggot, people killing themselves is a good thing. It eliminates their suffering and cleanses the gene pool.

pretty sure that this is bullshit, that the tissue damage caused by freezing would mean you couldn't be revived anyway

If you say so bro... I'm going back to the other boards I like

if you live your life without procreating it's the same shit as killing yourself if we're talking about the gene pool. you're just being retarded if you don't believe in social darwinism

>tfw your love for your waifu will never be pure enough to drive you to kill yourself to be with her

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I feel like I will kill myself very soon, but I do not know how. I have a decent amount of money and do not wish to survive it. What are my best options?

imagine bringing a child into this world of shit and feeling good about it

godspeed aubrey

im kinda tempted to send this guy all my money