>just ate shredded napkins with water because I can't afford food
If you consistently have food on your fridge you cannot be a robot.
Just ate shredded napkins with water because I can't afford food
Elijah Ross
Parker Wood
I know the feel of not eating user. Shit's rough, but you can survive
Chase Gutierrez
Yeah, I can survive like 20 days on water alone, but I don't want my fat and muscle to waste away and disappear.
Jordan Reyes
>Fridge
Man I wish...
Tyler Baker
>tfw you had to dig through the neighbor's trashcans at midnight just to find some food again
Landon Jenkins
Poorfag anons like you never say WHY you're poor. Do you want to explain? Because often they seem to have spent it on drugs, alcohol, cigarettes.
Jacob Campbell
Why did you eat shredded napkins? They won't give you any sort of nutritional value.
Juan Sullivan
If you can post on Jow Forums but are unable to eat basic food than you are the problem.
You can always go and buy food from dollar stores or Walmart for cheap or even go to homeless shelters or sign up for welfare. But no instead you choose to have a phone or shitty laptop to post on Jow Forums instead of providing yourself with the basic necessities to live. I dont feel bad for you at all.
Parker Flores
It's the white trash equivalent of niggers eating mud cookies. It puts something in your belly to stave away the pain.
Leo Foster
>Posting on Jow Forums
Are you paying for internet too or just loitering at a local Mcdonalds?
Noah Williams
I spend all my money on rent. My only source of income is broadcasting on chaturbate (I'm a guy), but I barely make enough to pay rent and make ends meet. I don't consume drugs, alcohol or cigarettes.
I literally don't have anything else to eat. I'm just trying to trick my body into feeling full so that the hunger pangs stop. I read it was a trick that super models use.
Literally the internet is included with the room I'm renting. I only eat food from Family Dollar and the gas station. I can't afford to travel because every time I have to get cash out, the atm takes 3 dollars in fees. So a 2.50 single ride bus trip will end up costing me 5.50. I live too far to walk anywhere like the food stamp office. The only place that is close enough to walk to is the Family Dollar. I don't have a phone and I only have an old crappy laptop that I can't sell because I use it to earn what little I make.
Internet is included with the rent. I don't see how this can be so inconceivable. I literally rent a shitty ass roached out room in the ghetto.
Chase Clark
FAGGOT! Can I be your chaturbate mod?
Carter Lee
Daily reminder, you can't be a robot if you don't have/consume plenty of food so you're overweight.
Austin Rogers
get a garden
rob someone
breed guppies for profit
go hunting
eat wild clovers
save money on the water bill and collect rain water
Jonathan Allen
I would rather not have Jow Forums people all up in my business there.
Hunter Howard
>not just using your good boy points for tendies
what a faggot everyone knows that mommy will make tendies if you have enough good boy points or are you just a bad boy and you get no good boy points?
Landon Perez
>starving manwhore NEET
Have you considered getting a job at Family Dollar? :^)
Thomas King
I'll buy you dinner.
Brayden Gray
dumb yuropoor.
go be poor elsewhere
Michael Watson
>not having neetbux to afford food
>calling yourself a robot
Joshua Murphy
probably bait but having money doesn't make u a normie. I've been there. having lots of money just makes people think you're ok and don't check on u and ask if ur emotionally stable
Julian Powell
>these things are "growing" up
oh my
Jaxon Ramirez
>get a garden
I don't have any land to legally grow a garden in. Also even if I wanted to grow one inside, it would require a considerable investment that I simply cannot afford right now.
>rob someone
I am a dyel emaciated manlet with no access to any weaponry of any kind.
>breed guppies for profit
Again, requires huge investment.
>go hunting
No guns and no access to hunting land.
>eat wild clovers
I will have to look into this.
>save money on the water bill and collect rain water
The homeowner pays all the bills. I just pay a flat rate for my room.
I live with strangers and my mother lives a 40 min. car ride away.
Why, that's a genius idea!
You really won't.
This is the poverty board. Fuck you.
I would have to get institutionalized to be eligible for disability.
It's really not bait. And it's not about having money. It's about having access to the bare minimum necessities one needs in order to feel like a human being.
Dominic Perry
So you're an actual faggot. Or a tranny.
Jonathan Ward
t. lives in a gated neighborhood
Jaxson Sanders
trancel actually
Nathan Perry
Yeah, I'd of fucking died myself if I hadn't chosen to eat literal garbage as a child. The longest I've gone without food as an adult was roughly two during the winter, while living in my car that wouldn't turn over.
Jaxon Flores
Show me some cool things, user.
Jose Adams
>two
two weeks*
Excuse me, tired and listen to porn while watching a movie. Bit distracted.
Grayson Ortiz
A true robot, through and through.
Christopher Wright
>shredded napkins
Save up more cash and head out to a costco or sams club. Ask kind looking old people that are heading in if they would buy you a big-ass sack of rice or beans.
Stop being a dumbass and plan this shit out better
Isaiah Barnes
step 1: beg at the nearest mcdonalds for someone to buy you food
step 2: say thank you and eat
Hunter Murphy
You're already degenerate, just give in to the special fetishes out there and dive into fisting etc for more cash. Not like you have any self respect.
Austin Smith
I live in a food desert, Sams/Costco is going to be very far away. I will have to do this if I make it to my next pay period.
No McDonalds near me within walking distance.
Samuel Martinez
I have enough self respect. I actually cringe when having to even interact with the creepy guys in the chat, as I am not attracted to men at all.
I guess this means that I will starve because I refuse to prostitute myself.
Henry Stewart
Sweet Christ, that's a lot of rice for a good, solid price. Nice, nice, nice. Rice, rice, rice.
Joseph Richardson
do you have an exceptionally nice dick? i would fap on there for money all day..
also what about welfare or a food pantry? i remember getting 50-100 ebtbux a month just because i was slightly under the poverty limit.
Ryder Collins
>I guess this means that I will starve because I refuse to prostitute myself.
You're a man of honor, like me. The hunger will stop, by the way, but you're gonna get really, really tired. Don't be surprised if you can't hack it more than 2-3 hours after ten days.
Jaxson Perez
Did you say you lived near Family Dollar? an old lady did this thing where she asked me while I was in line if I could pay for glue with whatever I was buying, and I said yes because it was easy. try that with food
Carson Powell
>Don't be surprised if you can't hack it more than 2-3 hours after ten days.
Assuming you're already a skinnyfucker.
Daniel Cook
Not everybody is a cuck like you though
Should have told the old glue beggar to buy her own damn glue
Justin Carter
I have an average uncut cock.
As far as welfare and pantries, I don't have a single dollar right now to even get on a bus.
Well, maybe if I starve enough it might push me to an hero. I'm weighing 120 lbs right now.
I'll have to try that.
Lincoln Bailey
Can't you reduce the price of your clips, put 50% off private shows or anything like that? Just until you've stocked up on food.
Jason White
>I'm weighing 120 lbs right now.
Don't men shit because I don't know how tall you are. I was roughly a 16 BMI when I started starving for two weeks, and I fell into the rough 14 range while doing nothing but laying around the whole time.
Jason Bennett
>men
mean*
i'm so fucking tired
fuck this shit
Andrew Gray
Compared to the faggots that ask me to "gib money nah I dont eats yo damn food" on the street? I'll buy them whatever they fucking want.
Jace Murphy
vika for fuck sake not again
James Hernandez
Food desert my ass.
That's why you buy a bulk sack, so that it lasts a while.
As for hunting.... I have seen dirt poor imigrants hunting rabbits and squirrels with nothing but what they find. Google how.
I would still just work in getting that sack of rice. You can do a lot with rice on the cheap.
>chicken bullion cubes
>scrap chicken pieces are like $0.50 per pound
>frozen mixes veggies also cheap. I make 2 batches with one $1
>so much better than napkins, yes?
Alexander Moore
>hunting rabbits and squirrels
Not enough fat. People have literally died from starvation while eating nothing but rabbit.
Thomas Ward
I know what rabbit starvation is.
Fat is easy thoughz especially in the USA. A bag of chips is more than enough fat and carbs to go with that bunny protein.
Or just pan-fry thumper with a generous ammount of dollar store cooking oil
Jason Jackson
>tired and listen to porn while watching a movie.
do you enjoy destroying your brain? seriously
Cooper Russell
>listen to porn while watching a movie
youtube.com
Parker Wright
I'm actually listening to two porns,
>soundgasm.net
>soundgasm.net
...and watching four people watch several movies.
>youtu.be
I'm already a Schizo, not gonna get much worse.
Not even wrong. Like the AC with the windows down.
Jayden Price
If you're that poor just steal from stores. Stick to the man
Elijah Harris
>I'm just trying to trick my body into feeling full so that the hunger pangs stop.
user hunger pains go away after 4 days. Unless they already went away and came back after about 20 days of not eating. In that case you better get some food.
Ryan Mitchell
You can dumpster dive, beg, steal, hunt or rob. Pick your poison
Jacob Diaz
Damn homie when it gets to that level you're supposed to go hit up the closest fast food joints for free ketchup and hot sauces to make a spicy poverty tomato soup
Wyatt Bell
No clue if you'll read this but here's a good tip. You know why the homeless always want money for booze and not food besides them being addicts? You don't starve in the city, or the suburbs for that matter. There's so much food around it's laughable but you don't see it anywhere. It's there, trust me.
Go dumpster diving, go check out dumpsters by stores and supermarkets, they throw out tons and tons of food that's 100% edible, often still in its original packaging. We waste so much food in our society it's crazy, tons of produce like fruits and vegetables are rejected or thrown out for looking slightly different.
You can eat for free
Josiah Fisher
Post your paypal and I'll give you money for food
I dont want to see hungry anons
James Martin
don't most places pour bleach over stuff they throw out so you can't eat it
Samuel Edwards
No, that absolutely doesn't happen
No clue where you got that