Someone told me i "must be autistic" because i like slayer. they were just jealous, right??

SSSLAAAAYERRR!!!!
still have to listen to these guys from time to time cos they are so good.

best slayer song Mandatory Suicide.

Normals hate metal of almost any kind. Excluding Nu metal Linkin park, limp biskit etc.

One time when I was going home from work on Friday, a Hawaiian midget I work with asked me what music I was listening to (I had my headphones on as is my custom when I'm walking from my office to the stairs or to the stairs from the office)

I was actually listening to youtube.com/watch?v=N26qXOa7TiM but I told him I was listening to Slayer.

Please forgive me. I do like Slayer, but I wasn't listening to them at the moment.

south of heaven was a great fucking album. youre right. normies only like music that is easily digestible

hahahaha youre good brother, slayer takes no offense

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ok the yelling slayer thing is kinda autistic
fuck off this post has a fuckload of content

I want to clarify that I hold no animus toward said midget. He's like 62 years old and he's one of the nicest guys I know even if his wife is kind of ugly but shes nice, too. He's a man that really loves music and he plays trombone for two local bands.

>on the bus wearing slayer shirt
>all seats are full except the one on my side
>qt girl with slayer shirt enters the bus
>sits at my side since its the only seat empty
>"shit say something say something"
>guy behind leaves
>she moves to his seat

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Slayer is fire, they're the stupid ones desu.

the correct move would have been to stare her directly in the eyes and let out your longest, deepest, loudest, and best "SLLLAAYYEERRR' youve ever screamed before. it is our mating call

If you see a girl with a Slayer shirt you should automatically assume she doesn't listen to Slayer. Either her boyfriend does or she bought the shirt at Hot Topic. Women are fucking phonies man.

>see qt girl wearing slayer shirt
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>panties drop
>we fuck on the spot
our kid is 5 now, her name is Charlotte

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ive made that mistake before
>see grill at bar
>wearing a pink floyd tube top
>dem tiddies
>think to myself, "this should be an easy convo to start"
>walk up to her
>"so, whats your favorite pink floyd album?"
>she kinda just stares at me
>"uhhh, ya awkward, im not really even sure who pink floyd is. i didnt even know they were a band when i bought this shirt"
>oh
fuck

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The fact that people wear band shirts with no knowledge of said band is very saddening.

>Never payed Slayer any mind
>Heard Raining Blood for the first time a few weeks ago

Feel angry man, I have been listening to the DOOM OSTs a lot lately so it fits well.

they're mostly girls, i would feel very self conscious wearing a shirt of a band i know nothing about

True. It's real bad when they think the band is a brand of clothing

youtube.com/watch?v=hw39uaiuv2E
How many of you faggots have went to or going/planning to go to their final tour?

Tbf I think autistic is the new "retarded" for normalfags and it's just the go to insult for mentally different people. Metal is just so distinct.
I met an older dude who loved slayer. Angel of Death was his favorite song.

They're just females adapting habits for attention - like how "boyfriend shirts" became a new fashion style

i did. it was testament, behemoth, anthrax, lamb of god, and slayer. whatta fuckin show

>I met an older dude who loved slayer.
Wow, you met an "older dude" who likes a band that's been around for nearly 40 fucking years? How incredible that old people like an old band.

>*from the beginning
Sorry mister trips for my wholly uninteresting story

Is this considered metal?

youtu.be/zt51rITH3EA

haha no man thats considered classic rock
also eric clapton legendary for playing the blues

youtube.com/watch?v=HGMx0YkeTFQ

youtube.com/watch?v=YbAhn7iKLPc

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i always knew r9k was full of a bunch of lowkey metalheads

you've seen nothing yet
youtube.com/watch?v=1ak4gsUJk88
youtube.com/watch?v=TdzTHQKaOrA
youtube.com/watch?v=nvArjYkRqlo

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how does everyone feel about tool?

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youtube.com/watch?v=LhQhH2VJfw0
youtube.com/watch?v=AjtPmYZwHso

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>tfw half of my shirts consist of black/death metal bands
I don't even give a fuck how autistic they make me look

I like some their songs but they are a little to bizarre for me. Still very skilled group of musicians.

if you like the tool vibe you should check out "a perfect circle", its their lead singers other band. theyre more normal

youtube.com/watch?v=0DvPpvAjEOc

youtube.com/watch?v=zEdem4TP71M

jesus christ user that video made me laugh so hard i had tears coming out
thank you

Anyone here like black metal?

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we will make america metal again

nah, slayer's cool. if any metal band were autistic, it would be slipknot.
you should listen to annihilator, though.

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Great track record, but if the new album isn't amazing then people are gonna have every right to freak out. Especially considering the way their asshole frontman has acted about the whole thing

yeah i went to one of their final shows. it was the only loud social activity in my life that i loved. everyone is one big family. it was fucking sick

agreed. long overdue

Not as autistic as black metal or slam. Even within the black metal community we refer to ourselves as autistic and shit

im sad to see slayer concerts come to an end. its nice when i go to other metal/rock concerts and i find the other autist in the crowd that wants to have a "SLLLLAAAYYEERRRR" screaming match

>if any metal band were autistic, it would be slipknot.

Why, simply because they are successful? They're mainstream success isn't because they "sold out" as tards like to claim, it's because they have actual talent. I don't get metal elitists.

Yes. Or they don't understand how truly great it is.