Who else is having a /comfy/ drunk night tonight

>tfw really hard for me to get hard on while drunk

Really? Fapping while drunk feels like nothing, I've tried multiple times and I've only came once. I usually just lose it.

My wife and my mom don't want me to drink and literally raid my desk/belongings for signs of booze like fucking witch hunters, even checking my bank accounts to see if i spent money on bourbon. Hell they won't even let me drink light beer
I am thinking about setting up my own moonshine still in a shed somewhere and just get shitfaced there.

inb4 my fault

I try my very hardest to hide my alcohol problem. So far I don't think anyone suspect anything

i still live with my parents while i'm in uni so getting drunk at home is not an option
i tried going out for semi sweet wine but the fucks not only watered it down but they also overpriced it to shit
also it feels weird sitting alone and drinking
not getting drunk soon it seems

does it really? I guess I will investigate this claim tonight.

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tfw use my secondary bank account because family is fighting me with alcohol use. Maybe I should just fucking quit.

why is that the situation? have you been an alckie in the past or does it run in the family or something? pretty tyrannical women you got around u lol

does anyone have the image of wojaks and apu drinking in the pub? I can't it in my collection.

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Eh it's really up to you whether to quit. I'd say take a few days off just to think them decide what to do next

Why are you drinking? If there's an answer.

I used to get shitfaced a lot by myself before i met my wife but after that not so much. To them me drinking 2-3 beers means that i am an alcoholic and going to destroy my family, or drop my kid or some shit. Oh yeah and that one day i finished 6 pack by myself.

Also living with parents while studying. Parents don't check on me like a child and usually just let me do my own thing while I'm in my room so drinking isn't really a problem for me

I like the way it makes me feel. Makes me more confident and social. Makes music sound better. Makes me happy.

yeet, rum and coke while reading some books.

Damn, here man. I mean, I dont know if its comfy or sad. But IM drinking alone in my apartment. I have some beers, and some wine too. Is it bad to mix? whatever drinking both. just got done palying osme withcer

Is that enough to keep drinking though? Shouldn't you be able to find the same enjoyment of things while sober?
If a substance is what you need to feel then is it okay to even use it? Shouldn't you be aiming to feel without it?

does anyone else feel like they might do crazy things when drunk? im seriously considering buying a flight to fucking LAS VEGAS to have some fun........i always want to go to vegas and spend money and feel rich. i might do it because im BUZZED!!! its stupid but FUCK i need some fun in my life1!

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they don't check on me either but i pretty much have to interact with them at one point or another and i don't want them so see me being shitfaced

some questions anons
1. what is the best way to get drink? beers, or vodka/rum?
2. how do you know when you've had so much that you are doing permanet damage to body/brain?
3. im in USA but want to drink beer like from an english pub. any beer recs?>

I don't feel like I need it to be happy.I spend weekdays sober and fine, while I reserve weekends for getting drunk and letting loose the stress of normal life. It simply enhances the good parts of normal life while scaling down the negative parts

>1.
depends how quickly you wanna get drunk and if you can stomach the taste
>2.
you'll start to experience health problems
>3.
uhh i like Guinness so try that
Paulaner's pretty good too

>what is the best way to get drink? beers, or vodka/rum?
I get blasted in no time drinking captain coke. I'm a lightweight though...

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im just worried if i have too much of just beer, too much calories and liquid but not enough alcohol. sometimes i wodner if its WORSE to just stick with beer because its a ton of stuff your putting in your body without much reward..........

1. Depends on whether you want to get drunk or have a more social drink. Beer has lots of calories so to get drunk off it isnt great, but it is more enjoyable to drink
2. Haven't experienced any really problems yet, I'm assuming you'll have a hunch once you are there
3.from Canada so can't help you with pub style beers. When I think of pub I think of Guinness try tjat

alright. not drunk at all. well a little bit. but

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fuckkk for some reason didnt finish. anyway, i live in a city and feel really lonely. i want female compansionsip. i honestly want to ask women to go to bars with me. i would pay them. how do i do this? no sex or anything, just pay them to accompany me to bars and talk. i have no friends or anything

Been working through some beer I had sitting around and I got some free Pepsi so I polished off my rum with that. Finally got my laptop fixed after a month of dealing with its screen problems so I'm pretty comfy.

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/uni/ reporting in. I have a bottle of peach brandy that I stole from Stacy's party last weekend that I'm drinking with my roommate tonight. There's not much comfier than enjoying stolen goods with your partner in crime.

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Off until Wednesday (Jewish boss so I get paid to take off Monday and Tuesday)
Reminiscing about when I was able to make people like me, drinking stoli, listening to soundcloud.com/nothingnowheremusic/letdown

Any cute anime recs? Nichijou is my favorite

I can beaarly stand up right now

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Have done this.
>Be freshman
>go to friend's of a friend's classmates house for her birthday.
>see wine chiller with lots of nice wine, which was probably her dad's.
>tell a different friend we should steal some of that shit when everyone gets shitfaced.
>hide like 5 bottles in our jackets and sneak out.
>weeks later friend who took us to the party tells us "some asshole stole like 500$ worth of wine."
>"man that really sucks dude, sorry to hear that."
>mfw

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Gonna get drunk tonight and text people I shouldn't, so a typical night for me. Might text a girl I know inappropriate things if it gets bad enough

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>exactly I want but there's nothing. I just want to have someone else tell me that it's okay that I'm alive or that my existence as a
haha, same.I chill stoned, browse tinder and ok cupid, while listening to vaporwave.I dunno why, but 3d isn't as bad as I thought

all i have is powerade and vodka, looks like im drinkin straight windex. blastin some DSBM too bored to play vidja

alright. im not super drunkn but kinda buzzed. should i drink beer, vodka, rum or wine?? i have all 4 in my aparment

why cant i just enjoy myself
every time I get drunk its:
lonely
lonely
lonely
no gf
alone
not doing anything
so lonely
want to do something but so lonley

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say.
I recommend a few beers and then a big glass of wine. It creeps up on you more than with liquor.

itty bitty titty hentai seems to be the right medicine for you

Have a beer then go to the vodka

beer. what type do you have user?

it seems like is having beer

I wish I had the courage to drink with other people

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im drunk and about to pass out. i have yuenling and dirtworlf

I fucking wish I had beer so bad, I'd settle for fucking bud light.
ATTENTION, my dude:
Amphetamine, pot and alcohol mixed together all in low doses feels like MDMA.

I've never understood mixing downers and uppers. I like them on their own but together feels like I'm wasting the effects of one of them

What I described is the only time I mix uppers and downers. I take 20-30mg of Dexedrine IR, wait two hours and then smoke a few hits then an hour after that I drink a beer and I immediately start hugging people and taking about my feelings. I also get ridiculous euphoria.

Drinking gin because finished my beer earlier. Listening to /comfysad/ music alone and browsing Jow Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=1OW9K84EbU4

good stuff.
If you like IPA's try virtuoso, I quite like it.

What's the best way to get into beer other than just drinking it a lot. I can drink most 80-90 proof liquor straight but beer is just gross to me

if by /comfy/ drink night you mean getting hammered and listening to music all alone then yeah im right here with you.
what do we even do anymore anons? whats the point of it all?

here's a pic of it.

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Drinking Tank 7 IPA, mediocre shit lads

Is Hobo brewing company good? I always see there shit here but it looks cringey and I can't tell what kind of beer it is from the names

drinking and car crash compilations for me

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It is an acquired taste to most so really the only option is to drink it alot to get used to it. I've never found beer particularly bad so it was easy for me to get into it and enjoy it. Also grew up in a family that was very much into it so it was natural for me to take it on

Try the many MANY different kinds of beer, and drink them in their entirety and digest the flavor.

Have an IPA, and say "This tastes like laundry detergent! But I like the orange zesty flavor"
Then have a stout and say "Wow this is fucking disgusting and so strong! But I like the chocolate and coffee flavors."
Then have a dad beer like coors/bud and say "Well this is particularly weak, but I think this could go well at a basketball game"

Try them all, and go back and try them again, and if you still don't like any of them, just say hey you don't like them. I love beer, a very robot friendly beer is Guinness poured hard (so you have that foam on the top), I think you'll like it too!

>Lil Peep
You're in full comfy mode, drinking vodka and rockstar listening to the same shit, you listen to Sunlight On Your Skin yet?

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Lil peep is definitely comfy music. When sober I really dislike him besides a few tracks but while fucked up he's really comfy

Nah but I will now. Will post more comfy sad lil peep for newbs. Happy drinking friends
youtube.com/watch?v=nmrn14B1FuI
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I have in a similar situation with wine. I fucking hate wine and don't understand how people drink it. Champagne is decent but wine is vile

I'm out of shit to drink bros....

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I tried hard to like wine. What food goes well with it?

Wine always reminds me of Thanksgiving dinner. My family are really big wine lovers

I can't drink due to dental surgery :(

How do you find it though? There's something about its taste that I don't like. Maybe some food will make it better? Oddly enough I prefer whiskey, rum, gin, vodka, beer.

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/comfy/ album

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I'll have a drink for you. Hopefully you'll have a move comfy drunk next week

personally I don't think food makes anything better

Like most alcohols, there's a large variety. to say you don't like beer means you probably just don't like a certain type of beer (often because people's first experience with beer is cheap shit). If you want something close to the standard American beer but is of better quality get a pilsner from Germany. There are good pilsners from America too, like firestonebeer.com/beers/products/pivo but to get ya into it try a german pilsner. If you don't like pilsners try something darker like an ale or a stout or if you're feeling adventurous an imperial stout

I definitely think some types of food makes beer better. Kinda hard to take that shit in on an empty stomach.

I like their stuff. Although I agree that their (and most American beers) have cringey marketing and branding.

Keepin' it local tonight

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Ole smoky mountain is the best legal moonshine

Who here V O D K A
youtu.be/e7kJRGPgvRQ

>moonshine
>50 proof

Pick one faggot

Not night time over here lads, been drinking since 9am and on to my 5th

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>25%
What is the fucking point then?

Somehow that was an original comment.

I just want to feel good without getting vertigo.....

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Sounds like a personal problem, friend.

I know nothing about vodka. I got grey goose as a gift recently and that I liked. When my friend would ask me to buy him alcohol (he was 2 years younger than me) he told me to get Svidka or Tito's.

Been listening to spiderland while hammered. Would recommended to other smashed robots

Fully cross faded. Feeling super good. Why do drugs have to feel so good

i was supposed to quit but every couple of days i decide to, i wind up with a bottle of liqpur and finish it within a few hours

at this point, i want to run myself into an inescapable hole with no way out. im ready to lose everything. nothing seems worth it

Ata cenrtain point it becomes never comfy. Just discusting hot addiction.my head feels hot all the time,i feel like i am

>tfw you're caught up wishing impossibilities

I hit the bottom
Hit the bottom and escape
Escape

I am...but gotta onload this
>crush on girl a
>supercute autistic ginger
>yeah, she's falling for it to
>go out anyway
>meet b
>very cute blonde
>flirt for 2 hours
>go for a smoke, b doesn't smoke
>start to talk to c while smoking
>which is instantly in my top 5 forever (I know some cute ones...)
>she's 6' btw
>flirt with her for an hour
>show her b later
>now she wants to hook me up with b
>doesn't stop flirting though, only gets worse
the good news is I've got all their numbers, but still, wtf. I would have totally hooked up with b if c didn't show up, I still like a the most...(I was drunk during all this, it fits the thread, thx for reading)

Seek help, as in immediately , because at is this juncture, it will be the last last you will ever receive at this juncture.

im having trouble understanding but where would you suggest finding help? my family cut me off. i didnt make friends back in school and i never managed to break out of my shell around coworkers for the past couple of years

the only stuff ive found was like, christian stuff, but its hard to get behind

dont get me wrong, user, i do want to quit, i feel a little ashamed to be honest, its i feel like scum everytime i give in when i know i dont actually have to