What one sentence or statement could a girl say that would convince you she was perfect for you?
Convincing GF Thread
>You are almost as attractive as my dog.
"hamlo owo" with a smile on her face
It may sound retarded but i love to "shitpost irl" sadly its rare to find others that do so too
This orginahoqly
"I'm going to make you into Christ's image; you can't stop me."
Original poost inbound
My mouth is so big I can suck your cock and balls at the same time and also lick your asshole at the same time.
>i love and appreciate you for who you are as a person, i don't know what i'd do without you
I don't plan on getting a gf.
>PEE PEE POO POO FARTS
Nothing a girl could say would do that, it would take much more, but I'll play along for the thread
lt'd mean so much to me
one day she'll come to my door in the freezing cold and we'll cuddle for hours
This will never happen to me. I'm too much of self-loathing, uninteresting asshole.
I believe that a wife should be submissive and obedient to her husband.
"Statistics show that blacks have inferior IQ and thus should be executed."
What about the children?You need to make them somehow.
>tfw no gf to sleep with
niggers do smell as well as increase the crime rate
this is true, you can tell if niggers live in a house or not just by the smell inside.
Not convincing at all, obviously trying to abuse me
DELI EAT
Honestly just about anything that a girl said that included "I love you" would be enough to turn me into putty.
"i love slayer too!"
YES YES YES GOO IN MY FUCKING FACE
Not sure but maybe pic related would be a start
Fuck man. It's going to be a long life.
i dont want to be alone but i dont want to be hurt anymore
spooky ghosty gf
"If you cosplay Hitler, I'll cosplay Eva"