Convincing GF Thread

What one sentence or statement could a girl say that would convince you she was perfect for you?

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>You are almost as attractive as my dog.

"hamlo owo" with a smile on her face
It may sound retarded but i love to "shitpost irl" sadly its rare to find others that do so too

This orginahoqly

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"I'm going to make you into Christ's image; you can't stop me."

Original poost inbound

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My mouth is so big I can suck your cock and balls at the same time and also lick your asshole at the same time.

>i love and appreciate you for who you are as a person, i don't know what i'd do without you

I don't plan on getting a gf.

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>PEE PEE POO POO FARTS

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Nothing a girl could say would do that, it would take much more, but I'll play along for the thread

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lt'd mean so much to me

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one day she'll come to my door in the freezing cold and we'll cuddle for hours

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This will never happen to me. I'm too much of self-loathing, uninteresting asshole.

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I believe that a wife should be submissive and obedient to her husband.

"Statistics show that blacks have inferior IQ and thus should be executed."

What about the children?You need to make them somehow.

>tfw no gf to sleep with

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niggers do smell as well as increase the crime rate

this is true, you can tell if niggers live in a house or not just by the smell inside.

Not convincing at all, obviously trying to abuse me

DELI EAT

Honestly just about anything that a girl said that included "I love you" would be enough to turn me into putty.

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"i love slayer too!"

YES YES YES GOO IN MY FUCKING FACE

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Not sure but maybe pic related would be a start

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Fuck man. It's going to be a long life.

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i dont want to be alone but i dont want to be hurt anymore

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spooky ghosty gf

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"If you cosplay Hitler, I'll cosplay Eva"