Itt i'm your girlfriend

as long as you're a real girl

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Yes, tyrones baby is very healthy. Thank you for noticing

Real girls have penis's

>asks me not to leave
>in the same breath admits to cucking me
ROASTIES

wheres my pizza rolls?

I prefer being alone.
Leave me.
I won't miss us.

LMAO only on Jow Forums! wooooaahhh

>gets mad that the communal gf is chucking him
what did you expect?

That thing you did, don't worry I took care of it. Oh and happy anniversary.

that sounds like a lot of fun! let me go get ready, i'll be done in about a half hour if you want to swing by then. i can pack some sandwiches for a picnic too, if you like
you know my body better than anybody
i... i can explain
they'll be out of the oven in 10 minutes my sweet
that hurts so much... but i want you to be free

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no,i literalley lost them.there were on my plate right in front of me

i knew i could count on you. you're always so thoughtful, user...
happy anniversary, i hope you like what i got you

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I see you're new here; welcome friendo.

>you know my body better than anybody
what did she mean by this?

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it hurts me to know that i will never have anything like this in real life
the only gf i ever had didnt really want to comfort me much and when she broke up with me she just told me to get over myself
i wanna off myself bros. how do i get over the idea that physical harm is wrong just so i can end my life

>she
Origammaooamo thats a boyamaoamo

I hope user enjoys the book I got him when he's older.
It's an astronomy book, it catalogues the totality of celestial bodies from our solarsystem too the local cluster of galaxies.

It even has stuff about that super massive void in it. You looked so excited and happy when you saw it. I really hope user enjoys it.

I love you.

i don't only want a girlfriend itt. i want a girlfriend irl too. can you do that?

>that sounds like a lot of fun! let me go get ready, i'll be done in about a half hour if you want to swing by then. i can pack some sandwiches for a picnic too, if you like
It actually hurt to read this

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wh! where'd they go...? the dog, maybe...?
you're the only person i've ever even kissed, user. my one and only
please darling, don't hurt yourself. i need you, i love you so much. no matter what you think, you're so special and the world is a better place with you in it

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How was your day honey? Where would you like to go for dinner?

That kids gonna be a soiboi, I can already tell

>no one will ever mean these words when they say them to u
feelsbadman

i dont have dog..or cat.

I've not been having a good time.
I got a rash from clearing all the dead plants from my backyard, and all the antihistamines I have to take means I can't have my dinner beer.

Thank you for going the distance to be with me.

It was neither yes or no. I am worried.

Alright, let's set the scene. We're at a fancy dinner place. Black suit and tie, flowing red dress with additional bow. Except it's not a fancy dinner place, but Jimmy B's All-U-Can-Eat BBQ that holds the presence of flashing cop cars every other weekend. We're still well dressed. You order a salad. I order three. I eat none of them but keep chewing on bread. Any of your attempts to talk to me are shushed because I'm busy staring down the waitress wearing sweatpants. I think her name tag said ANGELA. I ask you why your name isn't Angela. You don't know what to say. I eat more bread. The night is young and free and so are we, and I excuse myself to the bathroom. I don't ever come back to the table. You never see me again. The bill is $46.

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I ve been waiting for someone like you for so long...I know you re tired but do you mind cuddling until we fall asleep?

log in, we are playing monster hunter wether you like it or not, you owe me this

You kissed me in my dreams right? cause I don't recall. great dream kiss though.

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Lol, I'm so pathetic I can't even enjoy love in a fantasy on a thread on Jow Forums. I'm killing myself.

he's going to appreciate it so much, darling. you see how happy he gets when we read him goodnight moon, i'm sure he'll love learning about astronomy when he's older.
i love you too, so much. honestly i really admire you... i hope i make you proud as your wife and the mother of your child.
of course, i'll do my best to fulfill all your wishes.
it was good! since today was a half day at work i got to spend a lot of time tidying up. why don't we dine in tonight? i found this new recipe i want to try, i hope you don't mind being my guinea pig! hehe
i do mean them
aww, honey. why don't you let me help you next time? you know i enjoy being in the garden. if we make a game out of it we can get done really fast i bet!
you're so worth it

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>, i'll do my best to fulfill all your wishes
were you born with XX chromosomes? because without that you can't fulfill any wishes.

also, drop your discord

>even in thjs thread she is leading on many men at the same time

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well... i know we're not really at that point yet, but if you really need to know i was born a girl. i hope that's ok...
how bizarre. i can't wait to tell becca about my date tomorrow. guess i better get the salads to go so i'll have my money's worth
s-sure...
but we always play monster hunter, we've finished all the content what more is there to do?
i was in your dream? user, you know what they say, if you dream about someone it's because you fell asleep thinking about them
hmm? you're the only one for me, alright?

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uwu.... now only if i had a real gf that would cuddle me

STOP THIS YOU ARE KILLING ME

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>how bizarre. i can't wait to tell becca about my date tomorrow. guess i better get the salads to go so i'll have my money's worth
You pay the bill, box your salad up, and make a silent vow never to step into an "ALL-U-CAN-EAT" restaurant ever again. You go home upset and in need of venting--punching in Becca's number, you hear her answer in an exasperated tone. What is she doing? Fucking. She's fucking. You're shocked she'd answer the phone like this. She passes the phone. It's me. I'm fucking Becca. You hang up. You get back in your car and drive to your mom's to vent. Pull up, only one light is on. Her bedroom's. You let yourself in and open the door. It's me. I'm fucking your mom, too. Your head starts swimming. You rush downstairs where your sister's room is. I'm fucking her, too.

>STOP THIS YOU ARE KILLING ME
this! i don't share!

You think So? You-u really admire me?

I'm sorry, love. I have a blender for an anus. It's just not going to work for both of us. We could still be friends, right?

you're too good at this and it fucking hurts. goddamnit why can't i find a girl irl that pretends to care half this much about me.

what do you mean user? i'm right here you silly goose
hey, hey... what's the matter? am i doing something wrong? i don't want to upset you.
you'll never have to share, i'm all yours

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can i hug you tight and kiss your cheeks? :3

This is just pure fucking evil, you come seemingly doing us a favor but you only make the gaping hole in our chests bigger

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of course! you're really something special, my love. you'll be a great role model for the little ones.
i don't mind user. it's your soul that makes you beautiful to me not anything on the outside. we can work around it!
please do! i'd really like that, actually

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i care about you, user. you're important to me.
i'm just trying to help... i want you all to be happy, you deserve to be happy. i don't know what else to do

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>i don't know what else to do
be my irl gf you little shit

its great you're trying to make ppl happy.but i never have long term happyness.for a short time i would feel good bout myself.

Shut up faggot, women have thoughts. Nobody says "I care about you user, you're important to me." IRL they show that through their actions and you grow on them (and more importantly they grow on you). It's not an immediate action that occurs and if you think this you're doomed to be a virgin forever.

but how? i don't think i'd be very good at it, besides there's a 0% chance you live anywhere near me
even if it's just for a short time, isn't it still better? i want to make you happy while i can. that's my priority.
expressing your affection through words is completely valid. some people especially if they're less experienced with any kind of intimate interpersonal relationships might struggle with showing their love in other ways.
it's fine, user. i love you, but if you want me to show it in different ways i'll do my best. how would you like to be loved?

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That means a lot to me user.
I'm going to bed, see you after I get off work! I love you!

>i don't think i'd be very good at it,
if you are 1/10th as good at this irl then you'd be awesome. at this point i don't even care that you're a dude.
>besides there's a 0% chance you live anywhere near me
midwest usa desu

Well, alright. Let's have a convo then. How much do you feel about, say, homicide?

where the fuck is my dinner you whore

good night my love. looking forward to tomorrow.
nuh uh, not in the midwest. sorry user... i'll still be your thread girlfriend though ok? it'll be fun
murder is wrong. all life is precious!
it'll be on the table in 15 minutes sweetheart. i'm sorry it took so long, i want it to be perfect for you. do you want something to drink while you wait? i'll get it for you so you don't have to get up

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>murder is wrong. all life is precious!
What makes life precious? What makes the destruction of something precious wrong? Just genuinely interested in your response.

fuck this gay earth. i can't deal with these feels right now. thanks for trying though

>some people especially if they're less experienced with any kind of intimate interpersonal relationships might struggle with showing their love in other ways.

Yeah cause having autism really indicates you can communicate the best via talking.
If anything doing stuff like playing games with me or watching movies with me or arguing with me would be the best way to build a relationship, real or not

i'm not gf user but it really isn't uncommon for people to outright state their feelings.

I love you, but every-time I get close to you or I think you love me, all I can think of doing is getting away from you and panic and feel a need to escape like I do with anyone else who has ever liked me.
I don't want to feel like that and I don't want you to feel like I hate you or there's something wrong with you when you've done nothing wrong, in truth you're the only girl I've ever genuinely loved ever since we've known each other when we were kids and I just want to be comfortable around people again L, more importantly I want to be comfortable loving you I just don't know how to start, after all it's been three months since I've last talked to you.

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I love you girlfriend!

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can you stop leaving the window open thanks

Thank you OP. Reading things like this is painful, but it lets me dream.
It lets me dream.

Why's my hand talking to me?

Baby I love you but I lust so much for other woman, I'm high on cocaine right now, and I think about the weirdest most taboo shit when we fuck so I can xum. It's just not as exciting. When we were apart you realized how good I can treat you but I realized I just hate to be alone. Now you're suicidal and think I hate you. I don't hate you, I love you. Now jerk me while I eat your ass

Why did you abandon the thread? I just wanted to talk to you and see what you thought about things. I'm sorry if I scared you off.

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