Tell me your secrets robots, ill share one of mine

Tell me your secrets robots, ill share one of mine
> I stuck my finger in my asshole and enjoyed it
> might stick a carrot soon

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.00_[2018.05.22_00.14.55].png (602x700, 533K)

My first gf was fat and i used her as practice for sex. I have 2 kids with her that I deny being mine. She cheated on me so i have ammo to say it isnt mine.

Attached: [Mushin] Hajimete no Gal - 11 [OVA] My first school festival (BD 1280x720 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_19. (684x688, 693K)

I did the same thing
> liked it
>tried all kinds of objects
>started dilatating asshole and gaping
>fucked it with all kinds of vegetables
>felt weird standing infront of vegetable aisle and thinking about which one would feel best inside my ass

Lost my virgo to a Asian hooker for practice when I was a lad

dude, just buy a dildo.

i am disgusted by fat girls, even slightly chubby. i unironically am only attracted to severely underweight girls. life would be so much easier if i could be attracted to fat girls. i would have so many options for romance.

I enjoy being cruel to other people.

Same deusdesu

Cruel in what way?

at the highest point of my infatuation with my oneitus, I actually started translating a brazilian soap opera that I thought she might enjoy.
I just remember I had this kek,

I only translated episode one, but I never got around timing it.

Attached: Hilda_furacao.png (860x962, 51K)

>OP is a faggot.
Big surprise. NOT!

>sexually abused my first girlfriend
it still hurts knowing what ive done. i think she's moved past it, but i dont ever want to be forgiven.

Attached: 1523578229832.jpg (886x960, 123K)

she liked it, and i forgive you

she did not like it. i personally gave her ptsd for years that she had to struggle with. to her, i was an abuser. i was her abuser.

Are you me nigga? Feels like shit man.

im 24 and i still suck my finger like i did as a kid. i dont do it around people anymore, but if im chilling in my room alone i suck my finger and i dont even realize it. i have never been able to break the habit

Attached: 32498248_1633020186779951_3966866832928800768_n.jpg (854x893, 45K)

if you're a girl this is cute and i want to hold you
if you're a guy this is weird and you should try to look up methods to put a stop to it

girls think they have ptsd over a bad haircut. and if she orgasmed, she liked it

what did you do that was so horrible?
or is it just that she has sensitive feels and you accidentally did something that made her uncomfortable?

>what did you do that was so horrible?
pressured her to do things she didnt want to do, things she really didnt feel comfortable doing. guilted her into doing acts with me. made her feel wrong for denying me what i was "owed".

i was a monster. im not that person anymore, but i still did it and i have to live with that

i'm an unironic waifufaggot

im a grill but its hardly cute, at least i dont think so, i hate that i still have the habit

i mean dont get me wrong, im completely unabashedly fetishizing finger sucking because i think it's adorable--but if you really consider it a problem, there's ways to deal with it. i know theyre meme toys, but a fidget cube can easily take the place of being a "comfort" item in place of soothing anxiety or whatever with sucking your finger. there's some articles that advise adults on how to stop, too, if that's more your angle.

so you dated a prude? lesson learned, avoid prudes.

I'm a sociopath. I used to pretend to be a tranny for attention from incels until I got bored and removed them all from my contacts list

I used to do that when i was in elementary school i think, but then i just kindof stopped.
It might be that kinda thing that if you attempt to stop it for a little while it goes away by itself.

i was 16, she was 14. she was barely a teenager. there was no excuse for what i did. she wasnt a prude. she was a kid, and i robbed her of her innocence

ive tried that multiple times but the thing is i dont even realize im doing it. like, ive gone months to years even without even consciously thinking im sucking my finger to be hit with a painful epiphany of "fuck i still do this" its so weird to describe it honestly

>tfw no qt thumb sucking gf

Attached: 1538112975643.jpg (505x670, 53K)

stop touching your face, avoid touching your lips keep your hands away from your mouth. especially when ur on ur phone.

The G-Spot of the man is the most troll thing that has ever happened to the whole humanity.

well the truth is that the anus is attached to the groin ect because they are in very close proximity to one another lots of muscles/tendons strings and pullies connecting everything in your nether regions. so if you rhythmically stimulate some parts they'll get you off.

I want to fuck a tranny but I don't know how to go about it. I recently started getting this urge but I don't know if I could go through with it. It would have to be someone passable I think. I don't know what to do.

I was 8 when I first shoved something up my ass :^))))))))

i fucked one before
ama

Were you straight before you did?

i'm a girl who only comes here to shitpost about my fictional husbando

also i'm sad that tarotanon doesn't have a thread tonight

i didnt really know/care at that point in my life, had just broke up w my gf and i wanted to go out and experience "life"
at this point i consider myself bisexual but lean heavy towards women

How did it feel? Just tell me everything about that time.

well her tits felt like hard plastic in a skin sack for obvious reasons but other than that it felt really good

she fucked me doggy and kept telling me how tight i was and it was a really big confidence boost honestly
nutted in me and jerked me until i nutted
was good

Other than getting fucked by one, I think I want to try it. How did you two meet?

online
i used an app called meetme
am ugly so it took a while for one to fuck me without me paying them to do it

Fuck I hate MeetMe. But I guess I'll try

A girl I used to like in high school told me that she was asexual at the time. I respected that and went out with another girl who I have been seeing for 5 years now. In causal conversation she brings up how she figured out she wasn't asexual, just weary of relationships. And those 5 years with my current GF feel weird at this news and make me feel uneasy. I think I may still like this girl and I don't know what to do.

Attached: Feels_man.gif (255x255, 46K)

>mfw too boring to have secrets or any skeletons in my closet

Attached: 1520389653836.jpg (480x480, 22K)

meetme is where all the tinder rejects go, easier to pick up chicks

go fucking murder someone then

Yeah but there's too many prostitutes it's such a hassle.

You need to suck big dicks

You are very joto

I haven't masturbated in 6 days because I will get an escort today.

I still rock myself to sleep even if I'm 24. I can sleep without it but harder, rocking makes it more comfy.