Since there's a thread for buying girls i thought I'd make the alternative.
Well fembots?
Since there's a thread for buying girls i thought I'd make the alternative.
Well fembots?
Yeah sure I'd buy a Chad slave. Make him slave for me and please me when I feel like it.
mfw implying you could control a man, I could easily overpower a women rape them then ;eave desu, I just need to find the change where i'm out of chains. so i'll just act submissive for a few weeks
>teleports behind you without chains
>"nothing personal m'lady"
I would buy him and then free him on the terms that he date me for 1 week.
Is it really that hard to find a date?
Does the dating part include sex?
Yes. I'm a retard and have to live with a helper. I am sadly not retarded enough to not realise that I'm retarded.
why even bother having a slave auction when you already have marriage?
As long as he consents.
Pls tell me more about your semi retarded lifestyle
Are you actually legally retarded? This ha to be a joke.
Nice try, I'd just zap you back into submission with a shock collar. Maybe I'd let you out of your chains, I'd never take off the collar though.
Yes buy cute redheaded/blonde boy who bullies me jokingly for being Asian and fucks me.Other duties include cooking and cleaning.
I am intensely disturbed and terrified of doing certain things. All kinds of daily activities, even simple things like putting on my shoes. It's been labelled various things by various physiatrists but there's not much consensus.
Asians girls are cute though, how haven't you found a bf?
men are perfectly capable of handling that kind of pain. You are not going to win women never win it comes to war.
Yeah sure thing buddy I'm sure you can take constant shocking that takes down football players. I don't need to fight a war I just need to keep my slave in line. If he behaves then I don't need to shock him, it's not difficult.
Sorry but that sounds adorable. Im imagining you recoiling in terror as your helper puts your shoe on. good luck with that
I have dirty blonde hair is this ok?
T-thanks.
It gets old fast apparently.
So you are actually legally retarded?
yea but im ugly as shit
you could lighten it with lemon juice
rub lemon juice into my scalp please