Post your ideal girlfriend thread

>fucking incels

Begone, subhuman whore.

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Thinking about it your pic sounds almost perfect except for the puppy part, though huskies are the breed I like the most but past the cute puppy age all dogs (and most pets in general) are a pain to mantain. I just want a soft gf that likes cuddling and doing stuff together, no sex is fine by me if she's truly asexual, i'm trying to take the monk path anyway.

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>asexual
But I want 3 or 4 kids.
Don't women want kids anymore?

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>Born with a vagina
>Not fat

About it.

I'm laying with my big doggy right now. Just raise them right, and they're great friends.

Add those qualities to my OP pic and you'd have literal perfection.

I'm just gonna leave this original content here...

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My ideal gf shall be:

>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>pure
>virgin
>no mental illnesses
>virgin
>no ink or piercings
>virgin
>loves cats
>virgin

bonus points if:
- at least a bit on the shy side
- BMI less than 35
- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
- dressing conservatively
- short hair
- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
- virgin

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Oh god yes. If only man.

DEUS VULT intensifies again and again.

>upfront about her feelings on things
>doesn't deceive me
>thinks of me as a companion and not a milestone or resource
>good with kids and animals
>not overly anxious over things
>down-to-earth, doesn't try pretending to be "worldly"
>good relationship with her family
>enjoys the outdoors
>supportive

>mfw have all of this and it means nothing to me because it's all just words

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how the fuck do you read a book together

I think the husky is based off some r9k
out loud

> Mount and Blade
> Husky poster
> Mental illnesses from Tumblr
Bad taste desu.

Minimum:
>Monogamous
>Loyal and honest
>Loves me
>Doesn't have lots of previous partners, no hookups
>No drugs

Ideal (Addition to evrything above)
>Smart and likes deeper discussions
>Introverted
>Wears dresses and skirts, nothing slutty though
>Not fat
>Likes anime and vidya
>Has actual taste when it comes media, willing to try new stuff
>Similar interests to mine + some stuff that's new to me
>Virgin

>OP image gets posted
>usky user still not here
I miss you huskyanon where are you

>Want to play some M&B?
Still waiting for Bannerlord

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God, this is so perfect

>asexual

cucked by her sexuality

Why do you miss someone who just makes the same posts over and over and isn't even funny or entertaining.

Heck if I know, i just miss him. Kinda grew on me.

Has to be husky user

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>Sticc
>into experimental media
>intelligent
>cute
>a little bossy or aggressive

This
>fucking degenerates
>goes and jerks off to futa scat

Mentally ill trannies use this word to state that they don't have a gender, but the original definition is that being asexual means you are not attracted to anything sexually - You literally don't care about sex. That's how most people are when they're a kid, for example. They don't know about sex, so they don't want to have sex. Some people still don't seek sex when they grow up. They're asexual.

Bannerlord when?
But very original

>>virgin
Check
>>loyal
Check
>>pure
Che... What do you mean by that?
>>no mental illnesses
No check
>>no ink or piercings
Check
>>loves cats
Check. I have one
>- at least a bit on the shy side
Check
>- BMI less than 35
Check by like 20 less
>- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
I don't really watch anime, besides ocasional seasonal stuff or films. Can give it a try
>- dressing conservatively
Half a check. I also like bright cute clothes
>- short hair
I do have short wigs if you want
>- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
I like it in a good ammount ;)

>>Monogamous
Check
>>Honest
Brutally honest
>>Loves me
Let's get to know each other
>>No drugs
Check
>>Smart and likes deeper discussions
Check
>>Introverted
Check
>>Wears dresses and skirts, nothing slutty though
Check
>>Not fat
Check
>>Likes anime and vidya
Not really check. I find them enjoyable, don't really pursue them. And I suck at games.
>>Has actual taste when it comes media
What type of media?
>willing to try new stuff
Always
>> some stuff that's new to me
Most likely

I-If only you were real and not some random robot larping :(

>Let's get to know each other
Yeah of course, I'd rather get to know someone well before trying a relationship. Atleast a month of talking.
>What type of media?
Music, films, tv-shows etc.
And by taste I mean that you have tried different things in that medium and can actually say reasons why you like particular thing.

If you happen to be real, wanna tell what kind of guy are you looking for? Also if you could tell your location, LDR is kinda hard if thr other person lives across the world.

>I can never have what I want

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I'm not, but idk how I can convince you.
Not that good with media desu. I am more artsy leaning, so I don't really keep up with tv shows or music. But I didn't live under a rock (debateable) so unless you come forth with too obscure things, I think I can manage.
Yurope.

Well, maybe I could show you some new stuff then. I guess I'm not *that* deep into other media forms besides music & anime.
Do you do somekind of art yourself?
I'm from north europe myself.

U sound cute. Yurope girls are cute. Too bad I'm not NA or europe.

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I don't want one. Pointless bullshit.

Want to post contact then? I'm mega down to chat

Convince me by talking to me we may not be on the same continent but I'd enjoy conversation with someone who is sorta like minded. C-contact plz

I would also like a contact so that I may enter the competition to win your heart.

Gj, this the reason no women want to post their contacts here.

>cute
Thanks user. Sorry to be on another continent desu. If you want we can chat
Sure. Talking is alright
I like to doodle and make collages. Ocasionally play the piano. I prefer a more passive approach to any form of art desu.
Too bad monsieur, there isn't really a heart to be won. Not looking for that; just friendly people to talk too. Just peaceful talking.
I only have Discord.

If you want to chat, please leave yours and I will add you.

Also,
Hello you grumpy sceptic

Sukeroku#0127

Steven#3145 I'll be waiting.

I'm from Africa and I'm white. Meeting shy, white girls here is hard.

CuntDestroyer#0666
My heart is primed for your touch, mon cheri.

dis me but I don't know what you mean by experimental media

Damn... So I'm not the only one. Actions speak louder than words. There's nothing more that words can do. Whatever she says to me doesn't really help me at all, or even make me feel loved

>I like to doodle and make collages. Occasionally play the piano
I like doodling too, even though my art isn't good at all. I wish I could play some sort of an instrument, I regret that I never got the chance to learn one as a kid.

You sound like a nice person and I'm kinda interested, but I think it's better for me to not take part in this competition over your attention.

Yes, obviously they do, most women are not asexual, you fucking retard.

I made this last year.

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If you are relaxing/having fun, your art will get better. Just take it slow friend.
I find that a lot of parents (at least where I'm from) like to see their children play an instrument. I had a strict teacher so I sticked to learning for a while, but then dropped it. Self teaching later in life was more satisfying desu. Come on user, go and live your dream!

I would rather post an ideal me. An ideal gf is a very slightly introverted but still outgoing, playful qt

>Affectionate and protective
>Genuine and honest about all things
>Funny, offensive edgy tasteless humor
>Similar tastes in hobbies, media, politics, etc. She still has a few of her own unique interests and hobbies though
>Indulges fetishes
>Not a normie and is actively misanthropic towards most things besides me
>Understands and enjoys me for me
>Is best friend at same time
>Likes drugs

Appearance wise that could be many things.

>Mount&Blade
HNNGGG

Sup logan

Never. I heard the devs got in trouble after the attempted coup in Turkey back in 2016 because the allegedly had a connection to the opposition or something

the ride never ends
>appalachian
>loves music
>loves nature
>wants to do permaculture
>likes reading, movies, youtube, vidya, hiking, foraging
>willing to spend a lot of time with me
>is okay with light hearted poking fun at eachother

>girlfriend
>i'm asexual

Yeah good luck with that, you fucking troglodyte. hahahahahaha. you dumb cunt

What the hell? Is that Yuri with short hair? Fucking DDLC?

unless its face to face, theres more genuineness that way