/britfeel/

It's so difficult to find specific pepes by googling. Does anyone have the comfy pepe where he's got a mask on and crying, looking at himself in the mirror I think?

Ohh, Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites. Look it up on eBay lad and filter by sold. Might be worth a few bob.

Might rewatch it. Had it on VHS as a kid and watched it constantly. Had a mad crush on Dunst.

I had someone question if I was a yank last thread too ;_; i'm not lad, i'm a bong.
cooties was because some lads were talking about it last thread, and yesterday too after knicker poster posted knickers

>tfw waiting to here back from the solicitor about my dads inheritance

There's going to be a MASSIVE protest in Rochdale at the Tesco soon

The police were racist and wrongly assaulted and assaulted a paki

You can never wrongly assault a Paki, lad.

Yeah wasn't that only a year or two ago?
Right before he really really blew up.
Think he's doing better now he's got the YouTube bucks really rolling in.

Here's the story

Everyone has read it and seen the video

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6213663/Shocking-moment-police-drag-couple-floor-arrest-Tesco-checkout.html

Fuck off you shit scented terrorist cunt.

SAD sufferers of the UK, how do you start to prepare at this time of year?

I can already feel the nights drawing in and my energy levels plummeting.

Last year I self-referred to our local mental health service in September, well ahead of time I thought. Got a letter the following March apologising for the delay and asking if I still wanted to be on the waiting list. So clearly that's not an option.

What kind of things do you do to prepare and keep as well as possible?

Start on the Vitamin D during the summer to build up reserves, and take more than the one-a-day the bottle says. Get one of those sunrise alarm clocks so you're waking up to light, rather than being rudely jolted awake by some loud annoying noise. Try and get some daylight as early in the day as possible - getting out for a walk without sunglasses on the way to work/school/uni, and at lunchtime too if it's not raining. Consider getting a blue-light box if the above doesn't work, and try and buy them outside the depths of winter to save money (camelcamelcamel tracks the price of items on Amazon, and it's amazing how much the cost of these things falls during the summer).

you on about that volvic shite lad, heard from a mate they were being cunts then once they started filming they settled down to play victim

Same lad, she's still quite fit desu.

Might not be your kind of thing but I upgraded our lightbulbs to ones that give out bright white light rather than the dim warm yellow light. I think if you are not used to it then at the start it can feel like you're sat in an Asda anti drug toilet but it helps with not feeling like you are winding down for bed as soon as you get home.

An Easyjet ticket and a long lease on a pension in Tuscany normally.

I got myself a sad lamp. When I get in from work I stick it on and read for a bit. Takes time for it start working but I noticed an improvement in my mood and general attitude.

>heard from a mate
proof?

anyway, still not an excuse to ASSAULT them

>he refused to leave
>refused to stop filming on private property
>he was being aggressive
>his missus overreacted
Paki or not, he was in the wrong and had it coming. What a stupid bastard.

>anyway, still not an excuse to ASSAULT them

All terrorists should be treated the same way shitmeat.

yes let me upload the audio file of my conversation at work, luckily I record them all, also I never said it was

Yea think so mate. Don't want to sound like a hipster but I watched him before he blew up and he was a minor chan celebrity, pretty sureal to see him with 1m subs, think he had about 50k subs but only a small following of people actually watching. Those VoRWs were comfy

>Last year I self-referred to our local mental health service in September, well ahead of time I thought. Got a letter the following March apologising for the delay and asking if I still wanted to be on the waiting list. So clearly that's not an option.

The state of the NHS. Britain is truly the land of waiting.
>Want treatment
wait a year
>Want bennies
wait two months
>Want a job
Wait two months for papers

>SAD sufferers of the UK, how do you start to prepare at this time of year?

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>agree to buy used underwear over craiglist
>send payment and address
>hasn't replied to my emails since
I really need to stop thinking with my dick.

i don't even feel sorry for you mongs who keep falling for shit like this

Send the goat fucking brown scum back to their sandy shit hole with a full set of cuts and bruises courtesy of the UK.

SAD is a meme. I'm depressed all year around, not just in the Winter.

word going around Rochdale is that the man was told to leave and as he was doing so, the police man attacked him

Doesn't matter what the truth is, Rochdale is going to become a warzone, the protest is the talk of the town

Do you even live in Rochdale?

I prefer the Winter. In the Summer everyone goes out and has fun together but I can only stay inside. At least in the Winter everyone else has to stay in too so I feel normal

>Buy random panties from Ann Summer for 5 bong
>Wear them for a day
>Find some idiot on craigslist
>resell for 50 bong
might start doing this

Hope all the Pakis get gassed. The guy was clearly being antagonistic and he was at fault. His missus was recording to start a fake controversy.

>some idiot
I'll know if they've been worn by a man or woman by the scent. I've bought a lot before.

i said it last thread but
REEEE why is shakira so good looking it's fucking bullshit yes i am mad
youtube.com/watch?v=8OO1pOqRJkA
youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k
awoooooooooo

Know exactly what you mean, I love staying in with my gf during the winter. My ex gave the greatest cuddles, miss her so much. Know what I mean?

Estrogen pills change the smell that you produce. my boy clitty smells fishy nowadays

tfw still no cabin in the woods

>Do you even live in Rochdale?
nah know a few mates do though

I can feel a massive poo building lads, the farts preceding it are almost knocking me out. This is going to be a special poo.

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I've never bought off a MtF before. Part of me is curious about the smell.

You mean your shrivelled up useless impotent limp cock?

>fake controversy.
It's worked

The mosques and madrassas are already filling their followers minds with propaganda

They've now got a horde of warriors they can use to force the council into submission

Expect to see another mosque to be built here soon

Afternoon lod lads
strangely warm down here today

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Cherish it. And take pics for the lads

Isn't the council there made up of pakis?

greater Manchester is good enough, will you be my friend?

When you text your friend asking what's happening today and they respond with 'I am going to meet x in town in a bit' does that mean I am invited or am I intentionally not being invited? I don't want the be the autist who turns up unwanted.

Starting bidding at 30 bong. Lewd butt pics 10 for each extra.

Whatever floats your boat frend. Not like it was getting any use before anyway

it's an invitation to invite yourself, but ask rather than term up unannounced.
>mind if I come too?

It's about half paki iirc

So they need stunts like this to force their agenda through

I'm not buying off Jow Forums. There are verified twitter accounts (including MtF) who sell their knickers for cheaper. I might buy some more this afternoon.

Moni you need to go undercover as a fake Muslim and loyal Paki and work your way up the ranks and cause collusion. This is your duty is you are an honorary white man as you so often say.

Okay thanks user will try this.

honourary white WOMAN, that's the queen of /britfeel/ you're talking to you runt

Thanks, I was debating how to respond to that post

Muslims and Pakis don't respect women so he'd need to be a man. Simple as. Otherwise he's useless to us.

So Rochdale will be a good place to distribute Moni's flyers then. What with the inevitable counter demos and such. I'll have to get another batch printed.

20....
It's a good deal you can shitpost on /brit/ with my knickers.

Don't worry, I've got you covered lass x

this counts as advertising/begging does it not?

Smelling your scent while reading your shitposts is tempting...

always thought rothschild was pronounced
roths-child
but i saw someone pronounce it
roth-schild

I've literally sat on my phone all day at work. I actually get payed to do this. Wagie life isn't bad.

What do you do, lad? Lollipop man?

I have a job interview in an hour and I've remembered that half my CV is made up. I hope he doesn't ask about my previous experience.

Bought a ticket for the Man City game today but can't be bothered to go

what're your hobbies/interests and how normie are you 1-10?

Is roth a word? Is child a word?

What's the point in shaving your snatch if you're going to leave the arm hair visible? Seems a bit pointless to me.

>put off reading all week
>every day more and more pages are building up for me to catch up on

Supervisor in a call centre. Sat on my phone all shift while everyone else works I get payed more for this as well.

Lol, lads. Shaved my belly area and below my belly button and above my pubes and now I look ridiculous. Just did it for a laugh, really. Was bored in the shower.

i don't see what point you're trying to make

They won't, it's up to you to think of how your experience relates to the questions asked

I'm a 2 on the normie scale

hobbies/interests include vidya, anime, metal music, football (Man City)

>I'm a 2 on the normie scale
You're 10 on the smell's like shit scale filthy terrorist paki cunt.

But you're mostly pretending to like them things, Moni. Maybe if you pretend long enough you will like them. I hope so. You need to be more interesting and genuinely excited for stuff.

Yeah exactly the same. Glad he's able to finance himself now, but also a feel like he's not ours in a sad way of that makes sense.
He spends loads broadcasting his show around the world on shortwave lol.

It makes more sense to split it 'Roths-child' because child is a word on its own and where the name comes from. 'Roth-schilds' doesn't make sense

>They won't, it's up to you to think of how your experience relates to the questions asked
Well I actually have no experience so I'll have to make stuff up.

thats not how names work though.
>Roth-schilds' doesn't make sense
actually just looked it, the name means red shield in german and the faimly are austrian in origin

It'll be obvious, the best lies are based in truth

What sort of things do you like?

>hobbies/interests include vidya, anime, metal music, football (Man City)

all of that is very normie. you're a normie that suffers from social anxiety.

He's really excited about Allah, raping white children and killing infidels.

Anyone else keep a bottle of onions sauce purely to add a little bit more to pot noodles?

i love how the filter has ruined legitimate use of the word hahaha

The BBC is already reporting on it AND the police watchdog are investigating

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-45680601

I like reading, anime, TV, movies, pinball, music, video games, walking my dog, coffee, lucid dreaming, going to concerts (usually alone). It's good to have interests and be excited.

>onions sauce

wat

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Why did he want some much water?

Alright, newlad? It's the filter. He meant onions sauce.