I'm considering going deep into a huge forest where the chances of being found are minimal. I will bring handcuffs with me and go to a tree. I will stand with my back to the tree and cuff my hands around it. I will discard the key beforehand
What can I expect on a day by day basis from this method of suicide? Will it be extremely painful and distressing?
No sounds like great fun, enjoy OP
You'll most likely starve to death/die of thirst which won't be nice. Just jump in the sea with weights/handcuffs it will be much better
Before I answer your question, i'm gonna tell you not to do it. Don't commit suicide user. Your life has too much value for that, go to a Church.
Now, to answer you. It's going to be slow and painful. Since you're only going to be in one spot, piss and shit is going to build up around you.You probably would sleep well or be able to sit because of the way you're describing what you're going to do. You'll also have bugs and animals that will fuck with you, flies and gnats buzzing in your ears nonstop. Keep in mind that this would take a good three weeks to kill you. If you go to a really scenic place, you'll have that as a plus.
Oh boy, you should ask this on /x/
Spoiler alert: skinwalkers are a real thing and this is a very bad idea
>Will it be extremely painful and distressing?
Yes. Dying of dehydration is a miserable way to go.
This is the dumbest method of suicide I've ever heard of in my life.
Maybe, but passive forms of suicide like this are the easiest to carry out. It takes tremendous bravery to throw yourself off a building or pull a trigger with a gun in your mouth or hang yourself. Slapping some cuffs on yourself is very easy in comparison. While there may be instant panic and regret as soon as you snap them closed, by then it's too late and your fate is sealed.
You will fall asleep eventually and start getting eaten alive by ants.
Imagine waking up in a hazy state, looking down at your legs and stomach and seeing them eaten and full of holes filled with ants and various other insects.
That is an incredibly morbid and unsettling mental picture my friend.
Incredibly arousing you mean
Hopefully it makes OP think twice then.
Is it so hard to just shoot yourself? Any method of suicide that takes too much time while inevitably make you regret it and make you attempt to save yourself.
Not op but not everyone lives in a a country like America where you can buy guns friendo.
Having to sit there chained to a tree for days with the most extreme painful feeling of starvation will make you regret every second that you didn't choose to use a gun and get it over and done with in an instant instead of rotting alive for your last days
The gods look favourably on those who suffer before death. Using a gun is a cowards way out.
Earn your peace.
it will become painful soon due to your forced position. then, probably you'll die of thirst within 4/6 days, if hypothermia doesn't kill you first (it depends on the environment temperature).
don't kill yourself, talk with someone. right now.
if you're doing it, don't go this way. it's absurdly painful.
So those hundreds of thousands of people who die in their sleep from old age every year without having to suffer for a second are seen as cowards in the eyes of the gods? Pretty fucked up gods if you ask me.
Lucky time of year to avoid a horrifying death to exposure I suppose. And I doubt animals will care much.
Gonna be dehydration in about 2 days.
Well look up how that goes. Basically you dry up like spongebob in heat, feel miserable, hungry af, then get dizzy, then organs fail painfully
>if i cuff you to this tree will you die?
>it would be extremely painful
There are easier ways to kill yourself OP. Why do you want to die from starvation while getting bitten by various insects and getting bad sun burn while getting rained on? Or maybe being eaten alive by a wild animal? Why can't you just shoot yourself or jump off from stomething?
haha yes this is a good idea user, camping trips are always fantastic and it will likely make you feel better too! Make sure to bring some friends though, the more the merrier haha!
Personnally, I recommend not bringing any torches or phones, you wouldn't want any electrical interference or light pollution whilst your enjoying the natural beauty...
Be sure to come have a visit! :D
I don't know your situation user, but maybe you could bring some supplies and try to survive in the wilderness for a few days. You might still die but you could also come back with a new appreciation for life.
Kek.
You got to be one of the stupidest npc's to exist in the history of this universe. Do you think that you are a God? You have no place calling a God fucked up when you are not even fit to be called human.
remember sleeping in the open is a great way to see the starts at nights
and that smell of metal and blood are totally normal for the forest at nights
and rememeber if you had a group or 5 and now you have a group of 6, dont worry about it the forest is just playing fun tricks on your mind
go fight a grizzly bear you fucking pussy. why would you cuff yourself to a tree lmao
be an hero you pussy, go out with a bang let the world know you existed.
Host a livestream if you do it, and answer peoples questions
>if you had a group or 5 and now you have a group of 6, dont worry about it
what did he mean by this ??????
>pleasent reeing
Kekimus Maximus
it's always nice to show how much u care about the environment!
lmao someone should make a humor thread on /x/ like this
He didn't mean anything user. Now come down here and sit under the stars with us. It's a beautiful night for feasti- for camping. For camping, sorry a bit of huma- flem stuck in my throat.
>Will it be extremely painful
You're a big guy
sounds gay and you're too much of a pussy to do it just like the 100 other fags who post threads like this every day
Those elderly who die of natural causes have likely already discharged an entire life's worth of suffering, they have earned their peace. The man who abandons future and kin for the grave at a young age is shirking his duties, and surely meets with unpleasant consequence.
>I will stand with my back to the tree and cuff my hands around it
bondagefag here. DO NOT do this. This position (arms pinioned behind back) is functionally the same as being crucified. It will become intensely painful after a few hours.
>3 weeks
Lol try like 4 days. Did you forget he won't be able to drink any water?
This. Dehydration alone can kill you in a week to just a few days even.
>While there may be instant panic and regret as soon as you snap them closed, by then it's too late and your fate is sealed.
>Slapping some cuffs on yourself is very easy in comparison
I think this takes more bravery than jumping off a building / hanging / shooting yourself. It sounds terrible and you have to live with the consequences much longer. If you are gonna do this I would wait until winter and go somewhere cold. That should kill the insects and hopefully the cold will kill you quicker than sitting out in some moderate temp place while you get eaten alive by insects
>Kills every insect
>Except for the swarms of midges
It's just such a bad way to do it.
please prove that skinwalkers are real.
I would say that if you really want to die you wont need the handcuffs. The handcuffs will simply trap you if you change your mind.
Damn, forgot about that in my post
you'll either freeze to death or die of thirst
Just close your eyes and drive into a wall if you don't want to shoot yourself. Chaining yourself to a tree Jesus you would probably get raped by a faggot hiker who would come back every day to fuck your rotten corpse
whats a skin walker
Nothing user, nothing. Now come and sit down, the stars are looking beautiful tonight aren't they?
Why not go ''into the wild'' and try to survive in the woods, but keep going on and on?
you will die from dehydration as someone mentioned previously. its like 3 days i believe, maybe a bit longer. its quite horrible
a better way is just find a place with a huge elevation and just jump. tall buildings are great if you have access to the roof
see you on the other side bro urogenital
Ants will eat your arse. You'll regret but there will be nothing you can do. And nobody to help you. No hope.
Come on, even if you live in places like the UK you can just use a butter knif-- oh.
Keep these horrendously unfunny memes in Jow Forums where they belong please
You'd be exposing yourself to the elements as well as starvation. You'll hallucinate some shit before you finally die though.
>You'll hallucinate some shit before you finally die though.
The hallucinations will be terrifying. It's not going to be pleasant at all. Particularly at night time when you're close to death, your brain is starved of fluids and nutrients and you're rapidly entering a state of psychotic dementia with a failing body that's chained to a tree. The more I think about it, the more I think that this is one of the worst possible ways to die.
You would essentially be crucifying yourself. Turns out that crucifixion is an absolutely terrible way to die, literally one of the worst.
Are you actually retarded?
>4 Richard Sumner