How do I convince my gf to become a bimbo?

how do I convince my gf to become a bimbo?

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what if the blonde brapped

That's a perky ass, Id pay for a chance to slide my tongue through her crack

What if she peed an farded n shidded n camed

Her ass and tits must be fake. No way they can be that perky naturally
t. seething fembot

ass probably is desu.
I always find it weird when I see big asses, but stick legs that don't match

This is how young fertile ass looks like. Go to a high school or college and any girl who hasn't destroyed her body by partying has an ass that looks like this

A bold faced lie. I saw a lot of asses in the changing room and they practically never looked this good.

>In my personal experience, what you said wasn't true, so you're lying!
I don't know where you are but where I live and go to college, lots of girls have nice perky asses like this. Feelsgoodman

Oregano on Taco

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>Feelsgoodman
Why? We both know you're too much of a pussy to approach any of them so it's not like you're getting a hands on full

Nice projection buddy. Don't worry, you'll grow some balls one say lad

Chances are shealready is.

Lol thx for taking the b8 normie.
Kys, or fuck off back to /b/

I can't even begin to describe how much of a pathetic faggot you are

>post on Jow Forums
>I'm not a faggot,you a-are

>Even though you just implied I'm from /b/
You're a certain kind of retard

>implying you can't post on multiple boards
You really do belong there dipshit

You need to get out of the house more. Or glasses.

I said I'm in college? Just because you want this narrative of girls not being this hot true so you feel better about not being able to fuck, doesn't mean it is.