Tfw no gf to tease me and make fun of my cock for months. Why must life be so cruel anons?

tfw no gf to tease me and make fun of my cock for months. Why must life be so cruel anons?

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Anyone know this feel?

I mean come on.

edging, teasing and denial is a patrician fetish user. congrats on your taste

>aww sweetie, it's been 90 days since your last orgasm. i'm so proud of you. you're not going crazy yet, are you? good, because you're getting a 4 hour edging session today. only 270 more days to go!

Thanks user.

I look at it this way, it gives you something to look forward to.

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Not to mention very rewarding.

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Come on anons.

I can't be the only one.

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>tfw my cock and above average and girls don't want to tease it
>tfw all I want is a qt to dominate me and own my cock

This.

Life is truly suffering.

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Are there no other anons who know this feel?

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I also have a slightly large penis (5.5 inches) and I just want to be submissive for once. Us hung dudes just can't catch a break, huh?

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>5.5 inches
>slightly large
Nice bait, user. You're lucky that you're small enough to be mocked.

It's above average in America.

>It's above average in America.
Whatever, you say champ. Girls won't be impressed with that.

ur mom was

Being teased for months..

Just think about the amount of cum buildup. Your prostate would be the size and thickness of a golf ball. Finally think of the eventual release.

The satisfaction would be unimaginably rewarding.

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Well, what will they be impressed with then, user?

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7"+
As someone who is 7 himself, I hoped the memes were true that girls thought 8 was the minimum but they've all thought mine was nice.

I feel sorry for you user.

You will never endure the joys of having your cock being the focal point of laughter.
However, there is still the hope of being teased for many months to no end.

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what a waste of quints (not original, suprising)

unironically and originally kill yourself my friend

>You will never endure the joys of having your cock being the focal point of laughter.
I know. It sucks