>phoneposting on R9K
>refresh catalog
>zone out on the train, not looking at phone.
>hipster looking girl sitting next to me peers over my shoulder
>sees the advert at top of page of a girl getting fucked doggy style
>"are you watching porn on your phone!?"
>"w-what?"
>"YOU WATCHING PORN ON YOUR PHONE YOU FUCKING CREEP, THERE'S CHILDREN HERE!"
>look at phone and see advert
>whole carriage is looking at me
>"n-no it was just an adv- ive got a virus, its not, I didn't know, it just came up!"
>a group of teenagers are laughing at me
>cute girl sitting opposite me looks at me in disgust
>old ladies are shaking their heads
>"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU."
>"no-n-no, you don't..."
>train stops. Its not my station but I run off anyway.
>one of the teens chucks a Pepsi can at my head as I get off
Currently waiting for the next train, staring lovingly at the train tracks below.
Phoneposting on R9K
>its an advert, was trying to watch a movie
normalfags pirate stuff all the time, they know about porn ads
>browsing Jow Forums in public
>not using clover which doesn't show ads
Literally just fucking scroll down and say it's an ad you retard.
>Are you watching porn on your phone!?
No, it's an unrelated advertisement for a stupid website. Now go away.
Lol if that happened to me or someone near me in public I wouldn't give a fuck.
Hang it their man
This.
I can't even use the desktop Jow Forums x extension anymore it's just aids
Keeps the normal fags out and only oldfags know about clover
Op should have stood his ground. Shove the phone in her face with a stern look of disappointment, "it's an ad. Stop sticking your ass in the business of others"
This
origigoriolio
You should have said "no it's an ad i'm on Jow Forums"
and see how they react.
not Op but i'm guessing he's autistic as most of us are. we can't find the perfect answer in stressful social situations. now fuck off.
I had clover on my old phone until it got fucked up, now i'm just stuck with Mimi on this one. Its okay but not the same.
you deserve it for phone posting and also for going outside liek a normalfag
FUCK DUDE THE SAME HAPPENS WHEN IM AT COLLEGE
REEEEEE
thats a really shitty experiance user
maan i hope u feel better soon
lesson learned.
Don't phone post
fucking zoomers can't even use clover
Clover dev master race
>That site for racist altrighters? That's even worse
That's when you ignore them entirely.
>>"are you watching porn on your phone!?"
>'Yes bitch, mind your own business'
>Pull out dick and shit yourself simultaneously
>Win
>Not the futa monstercock ad
You got lucky.
If you were browsing r9k on your phone and looking at the catalog some nsfw image was bound to show up anyway, people post porn and hentai to the catalog all the time. Just don't use Jow Forums in public. Sucks that happened to you though, normies are fucking idiots.
The it's an ad excuse doesn't work guys. Normal websites don't have porn ads. Only porn sites have porn ads, or some tracker sites but only the really shady ones. Even if it's "just an ad" it still means you're on some shady, sketchy, unrespectable website.
No joke in the world of normies the only thing you're allowed to browse publicly is Facebook.
You can still get it on GitHub you know
>Implying any of this actually happened
This is the work of a redditor planning to screencap it and post it on r/Jow Forums