Have you ever seen a girl pee in real life?

I wish.. damn it was fun! Made out with 3-4 different girls that night

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Girlfriend occasionally pees next to me while I brush my teeth or shave. It doesn't disgust me but it's not something I enjoy

yes, did see
no, didn't feel aroused
in fact I just find it funny
their pee jets are fucked up

HOW HAVE SO MANY OF YOU SEEN IT IN PERSON IVE WANTED TO SEE IT FOR YEARS AND HAVENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

in toilet bowl cams of girls pooping is my go to fap material .

yes
yes

>Be me
>Do drugs with friends
>Girl follows me to bathroom
>I stare at myself in the mirror
>She sits on toilet and pees while laughing maniacally

chances greatly increase if you're in a live-in relationship or if you frequent bars. if you have neither, then you'll probably never see it.

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here's a classic liveleak: Grandpa is having none of her nonsense.

never had a relationship and i doubt i have a chance of one and i dont frequent bars but i do go on weekend night walks sometimes in the busy areas where all the bars and clubs are and i still havent seen it ;_;

I used to make my ex pee on the floor/outside like a dog (pet play relationship)

i'll put it this way, user... i'm the black sheep of my family and i've only seen it 4 times

would have been better is she let a dirty one slide out....

>be me
>living in england
>some god forsaken concrete marxist jungle gym they built after the war to house immigrants
>walking by a busy road
>old indian woman runs past me
>suddenly drops her shopping bags and squats down
>hitches up her sari and starts pissing on the ground

ill never drunkenly piss in public with my gf after a night out, will i?

you'll do it all the time. she probably never will unless she has serious impulse control issues.

you're just a brainlet
booze = uninhibition
beer = diuretic

Seen it a few times on Friday and Saturday nights around the bars. Ridiculous how girls never get in trouble for it unless they do it on a war memorial or something.

I asked that my friend's ex-gf piss on me. I tried to drink it but it was far more disgusting that I excepted.

what are you trying to say user? if youre giving me advice then give it

Would share green text but Jow Forums days it has non ascii symbols in it

>be me
>go to high school
>have no intention of getting relation ship for a while since at the time I had plan for life
>girls hang around me because I'm not sex hungry or hitting on them
>some of them start to ask me out and hit on me
>always turn them down, say yes then never do anything relationship related, or turn away the flirting
>makes them want me more and they start to become aggressive
>whatthefuckiwantnotthis
>one day girls start grabbing at me and shit and getting touchy
>have one girl in all my classes start following me and slapping my ass
>she starts making me go into the bathroom with her so she can hang out with her friends but keep me with her
>friends start doing similar to her
This would be a dream for me now and I understood that it made a lot of guys start picking on me and I swear to kek it was some complex joke but I've been told it was genuine, but now we get to the good stuff
>on a Friday during lunch in I believe October she goes to the bathroom and takes me with her
>her friends arnt there
>this looks suspicious.forshadowing
are your friends gonna burst out of the stalls and attack me with water balloons or something? heheh
>trying to be funny and calm
No user dummy!
>she grabs my arm
I told them to leave me and you alone since we're gonna fuck
>oh fuck oh shit oh fuck.jpg
>I would have left or said no if I wasn't anxious and didn't want people to think I turned down sex from a girl because I'm gay
>she pulled me into a stall and pulled a pack of condoms from her bra and started undressing I was sweating so she had to kinda forcefully make me take off my clothes
>she had me sitting in the toilet and suddenly she sits on my lap and pisses on my dick
>exscuse me what kind of high level fetish is this shit
>she noticed I wasn't into it and stops
>she apologizes and says I can go
>I say it's fine but leave
>enjoyed chicken fries

Put it through a non ascii remover enjoy the story

A fembot peed on me once but I couldn't really see anything

I seen a girl pee when I was 12, she caught me looking as well and yelled at me.
we was friends.
females are gross

>>she had me sitting in the toilet and suddenly she sits on my lap and pisses on my dick
fake and gay

I saw a woman I was unattracted to pee outside. It was a turn off.

My flat is pretty small so I can hear my gf pee every time she comes over. I'm not a piss fetishist or anything but I'll admit it's kinda hot to hear. For me the turnon is more knowing that she's literally like 10 feet away from me with no trousers or pants on squatting over a toilet

Why do we let women do whatever they want in public?
Men could be labelled sex offenders for either doing this or telling a woman not to.

>at a party
>two/three girls going into toilet
>"come in user, we want to talk to you"
>okay
>one of the girls is peeing
>really want to look, but too much of a beta to do it
>just look at the other girl, talking
>girl on toilet "don't you have to pee user?"
>no i'm good. didn't even look at her when answering
>talk for like another minute then we all got out of the bathroom
and that's the tale of how i almost watched a girl pee
>why I am at Jow Forums: this is the 2nd most exciting/sexual thing that have happened to me. number 1 is getting a kiss from a drunk girl

Wtf? why did they even invite you in there in the first place?

a girl i know pissed right in front of me. we were watching a movie, i went to go take a piss and noticed it was dirty in the bathroom so i started cleaning it a bit. she came in and said she had to pee, i told her to give me a minute to clean it up. she walked right to the toilet pulled down her pants and just started pissing.

Are you suggesting its not normal? A few times I've seen a women squatting down to piss between two cars in the middle of town.

i'm going to guess you're a slav?

OH FUCK OFF MAKING ME JEALOUS ITS NOT FAIR NOW

no clue
probably some "signal" i didn't pick up
or they wanted to test me or something(?) i don't know

No, it was in France.

yep, that makes sense.

so i should go to France if i wanna see this kind of thing right?

With ex gf
>both high on extacy
>in her house alone
>she decided we should go take a bath
>both in underwear in bathroom
>she says she wants to take a piss
>She is begginer with mdma so it will block her abillity to pee
>before I could ask if I should leave she is sitting with her panties down
>she is sitting there for like 5 minutes and can't get of herself one single drop
>it felt wierd and akward I didn't even know where to look at, at her or somewhere else
>when she is sitting there I made some jokes like it is because I was looking or if I turn on water it will help
It was wierd and little bit turn off. Don't know how can be somebody aroused by this.

Yes, I'm a failed normalfag though:
>have gf for over a year
>get comfortable enough that we pee with the door open or with the other one in the room whatever
>first time she did it I was confused
>"You know the door is open right?"
>"So?"
>the first time she did it while I was in the bathroom I was watching
>she didn't expect that, gave me some shit for it
>said it was kind of interesting, asked if I could watch for real next time
>next time she has to pee I kneel between her legs so I'm at eye level with her vag
>she spreads her legs a bit more than normal to give me a good look and starts pissing
>totally hot, cock instantly erect
>after she's done I get shit for getting hard from it
>ignore her because now I'm horny
>eat her slightly piss-tasting pussy over toiler before she can say anything
>on my knees the toilet is right at the level of my balls so I was able to just whip it out, grab her hips and fuck her right after she came, again before she could ask to move to somewhere else
>fuck her freshly-pissed pussy over the bowl full of said piss
>cum inside without permission because I was too horny to do anything but breed
>tfw realizing this was probably a factor when she decided to dump me

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I see London
I see France
Fat roasties peeing in the streets
With no underpants

My gf pees in front of me without constraint. We keep each other company even if the other is pooping, talking while doing it.
Also pee together while in the shower, have peed on each other many times as by-product of that.

Back when I was 17 I was kinda normie (22 yo khhv neet now)
>Halloween 2013
>party at a friends house
>was extemely tired because i barely slept the night before but said fuck it I'll pull through
>manage quite well until around 11pm
>suddenly all the exhaustion hits me like a rock
>decide to give my eyes some rest, just for 5 minutes
>wake up an hour later
>someone went full Jigglypuff on my face
>go to bathroom to wash it off
>while I'm there this kinda chubby but cute girl comes in
>sits down and pees
>took me a few seconds to realise this
>sperg the fuck out, scream, run out of the bathroom
I think this was my first step into eternal robotdom.

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Yeah once and it was fuckin weird. The bitch was in a well lit alley right next to a busy street and it wasn't that late either. It was like she wanted to get caught. I was just walking by with a friend and we saw her and she smiled and said "don't look". I dunno, maybe she was high. Buddy got turned on, I didn't. Felt sorry for her, second hand embarrassement kind of thing.
Last year I saw an old lady do it on the sidewalk, broad daylight. Guess the fuckin bitch had incontinence.

>Also pee together while in the shower
why tho
>Last year I saw an old lady do it on the sidewalk, broad daylight. Guess the fuckin bitch had incontinence.
kek

Why no tho?

I had a Patrice O'Neal experience where I saw a drunk girl squat to pee behind a dumpster one night. Just like Patrice I instantly felt "rapey" like I was going to lose control of myself. I have no idea why it turned me on so much. I don't have a piss fetish or anything.

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I used to really enjoy seeing girls pees when I went to high school parties. I told my gf at the time that I loved her while she was sitting on the toilet. Recently a girl I know pissed and I still enjoyed seeing it but not as much. there is my history

Shit was not as pretty as I thought
>was working at the night shift and went outside to take the trash out
>suddenly hear the noise of water hitting the ground hard, like a hose with the adjustable grip
>turn the corner to see a woman standing with her skirt up pissing in the middle of the parking lot while her husband(?) was watching with his arms crossed
>she notices and tried to get my attention by saying hey, but too busy to care, make no eye contact and mind my business
honestly, if I wasn't working I would have peeped a little more since that was the first time I'd ever seen anyone pissing in public that confidently

What a disgusting fucking slut, words cannot describe what I want to do to this whore.

>female
>did a lot of group /out/ stuff
>dozens of guys have probably watched me pee
Men will masturbate to anything. You're all disgusting.

Seen my sister pee too many times to count. Not really a turn-on.

It would mean people think you're gay. I don't mean this in an offensive way. You might not be beta if you could avoid people thinking you're gay. You certainly aren't creepy.

I was spooning my gf the other night and she farted on my dick. I'm not even a scat/fart fetishist or something but it made me rock solid for some reason

I used to like watching guys piss in the urinals, still kind of do

Lol when I was like 11 or 12 I started off looking at pissing porn videos. It was just girls peeing in public or in the woods. Not sure why I started off with that, but it did turn me on. Not anymore though, think it was just a phase.

Are you a fembot, a gaybot, or alien?

I used to have a dorm room that faced the street. It was great because I saw all kinds of crazy stuff like fights and also i did see a girl get out of her car and pee between two parked cars. Stuff like that happens too fast to take photos though

I am a male and not afraid to admit this

This one time I saw a woman standing next to a tree. She was pulling her short shorts aside and had her fingers around her vulva to control the piss stream against the tree. In the middle of the day. In a place with a ton of people. Bitch was fucking pissing like a man.

Didn't turn me on, but damn did I feel impressed. Now any time a girl tries to act like she can't piss anywhere I tell them this shit.

>yes
>on
>originly

thats hot, ask to wipe her ass for her.

Yes. A few months ago there was a group of 3-4 teenage girls in front of my house, one of them was trying to pee in a bottle. I saw them through my room's window, only got to see her pulling up her yoga pants and panties.
I wolf-whistled them and they went away giggling (they were a bit buzzed from drinking beer)

I used to get my ex to piss in my mouth as I am a total degenerate. Current gf did it a few times but found it too weird and her piss tastes foul anyway.

did you kick her shit in?

As a kid I saw my sister pee. Disgusted, but later thinking about other girls peeing in similar situations was a turn on.

And in London I've seen a few girls pee at the Notting Hill Carnival.