R9k is one large noble family

Looks like we're going to war, anons

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We must form an alliance with Jow Forums if we hope to survive, my Lord. Having the pseudo-Chads on our side would be a great boon, and perhaps they can supply us with wheyfus.

Covertly fund large groups of bandits to sow terror in the other houses lands

Verily. Release the trap posters!

Supporting

White Power!
hang da fugin niggaz jew fugin fagits!

My Lord, I propose we launch a holy crusade to purge the degenerates of /d/!

I do say, our bloodline is slowly dying off. I second the motion of collecting taxes. We shall invest the taxes for Monster Energy drinks and booze

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>you toil the fields six days a week, trying to save enough money for marriage
>meanwhile lord chaddington makes her maidenhood burn

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we cannot do this yet, our lands are near and far however bordering the lands of enemies are our friends, we must be very careful so as to not cause damage to our allies.
Alas, Jow Forums is a fickle house. Strong in outward appearance, yet inwardly self-doubting, and if we are privy to this knowledge as are other houses.
If we are to ally with Jow Forums it would be for the sake of their physical training sciences and access to the protein mines, where workers mine protein day and night for consumption by soldiers.
user please refer to post
we cannot exchange large amounts of currency without arousing suspicion and we cannot pay in Jow Forums currency as this is damning.

Half the house of /d/ is allied with Jow Forums we are in the process of an overt support of Jow Forums from /d/, not yet.

CAN SOMEONE FAMILIAR WITH STATECRAFT FUCKING HELP ME.

By the Gods finally someone with sense.

trap here. I volunteer to be the house's princess sex slave for all

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>and with this leave signs that /tg/ committed the crime, so as to cause further pain to /v/ and save ourselves from suspicion, as /tg/ has amicable reason to despise /v/.

My brethren, we should not stoop down to petty mischief and instead try to improve our prestige amongst the other families. Maybe the upcoming usurpers will favour us with an alliance when the time comes

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We should kidnap the women of the other houses and use them as breeding stock to bolster our forces. I will get to work on the dungeon-stables where we'll keep them.

We need to have connections with Jow Forums too, there expertise in weaponry will prove invaluable. I have also heard tales of their use of metal pipes, which spews forth fire.

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I call first dibs

Oh my brother, do you not see the necessity of these acts? Rome was not built overnight and not antagonized solely from the outside, we must be willing to do whatever it takes to secure our state.
Sacrifices must be made for our greater good.
And of course, no one would know of this, and our prestige remain the same. Not unless SOMEONE tells them.
user, you're not flaking are you?
Leaves a bad taste in my mouth but do it.
And what do we have to offer Jow Forums? Tread carefully brother, I've rumours their soldiers are privy on the knowledge of alchemical concealment. In other words, you will not be aware of their presence until it is too late.

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Will this be our flag during times of war?

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The only thing we have to offer is use of our troops.

Sire, our stockpiles of tendies are running dangerously low! What shall we do?

If we ally with Jow Forums and Jow Forums would we have enough power to take the lands of /s/?

Raid and pillage /ck/

>user, you're not flaking are you?

My Liege i assure you i am most devoted to our cause! I was just sounding my growing concerns about the distribution of our finite resources. I will of course bend to the will of the Council, whatever it may be.

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I believe none would dispute the fact that Jow Forums's troops are among the finest of all the houses, perhaps even rivaling Jow Forums. What use would they have of our army except for cannon-fodder, if i may ask?

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my dear Jow Forums brothers,
we should not fight amongst each other, but instead the SJW's and get good kek's. but if we are going to wage war, i would indeed ally Jow Forums and Jow Forums.

And our troops are neigh useless without the training of Jow Forums. Undirected and unfocused virgin rage is as useful as a box of uncooked tendies. Unfit for consumption.
a-a-ah. Firstly, the alliance with Jow Forums who will be interested in our numbers of potential soldiers to their beck and call (a small allotment).
Then we raid.
Of course user, of course and your loyalty is most appreciated. Indeed our resources grow thin. And in this I need your assistance.
You will work with the council to ready a battle plan of raiding /ck/ as seen here:
The raid should be quick, yet loud, so as to show Jow Forums our battle potential. Send a message by killing the women and children in a nearby village. Stay no longer than one night in wake of the destruction.

By the time the council of /ck/ receive word of this, Jow Forums will have already enjoyed a gift from the stockpiles of /ck/.
Indeed. We cannot offer spoils of /ck/ to both Jow Forums and Jow Forums, which is why we will first weaken /v/, and blame /tg/, to then acquire the power of Jow Forums through the raiding of /ck/. Finally with both houses in power we will offer a tri-fold alliance with the promise of supplies and man power, to which Jow Forums would be interested.

This may prove fruitless, one of my vassals (he is husband to a local pheasant-lords daughter, see) reports of shortage of poultry in /ck/'s lands due to disease.

The problem, good sirs, is that I believe none of the other houses would be willing to ally with us other than the /d/egenerates. We are a widely despised family, it is known.

We are the brains and they are the muscles user.

Brother we should take Jow Forums their lands are young and fertile and their forces are inexperienced and weak

>a retard
Do not treat husky-poster-chan like that, otherwise you'll suffer the harsh consequences...

>You will work with the council to ready a battle plan of raiding /ck/ as seen here

Sire, regarding your order i must insist you bend your ear to this here fellow Shall i carry on with the plan or investigate further?

I TIRE of these charades! We will go to war for plunder and spoil, not sit idly while our enemies still draw breath!

God dammit forgot the image.
No worries user, self-discourse is a natural process of statecraft.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
BY THE GODS WHAT DO THEY HAVE THEN
THE PLAN IS IN MOTION THEY MUST HAVE RESERVES

as weak and frail house /ck/ can be they are not mongols, they would prepare for this, find out about their stockpiles beneath castle lands.
Oh user, how little you know, please stay and sit at our table.
Jow Forums is wise as well, we must make a fair offer, lest our weakness be revealed.
Our forces are spread thin already and the plague of /b/ and /s4s/ has already corrupted those lands with stupidity. We might have man power but we need organization. Let us focus on allying first.
Investigate further. Specifically my current agent heard rumours of a cheese mine.

Be very careful. I suspect that there is more going on there, possibly a coup.

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I'm afraid that, if they were to look for brains, they may be more likely to ally with /his/ or /lit/.
Jow Forums isn't trusted. It is said in the other families that when a robot is born, a god flips a coin between autism and idiocy.

Just sheer numbers I'd be guessing. We use what are basically cannon fodder tactics anyway. Our military's use of just Human wave doctrine is stupid, and we really should do military reform, but if we have anything to offer to them as of right now, it would be a bolstering of their numbers.

how about Jow Forums? i have heard that their warriors have pulled off amazing feats

I am good friends with some of the lords of /his/ perhaps I can persuade them to soothe the animosity towards us in those lands

Other than the numbers, Jow Forums is blessed with one more thing, what some of us may refer to as berserker rage, more commonly known outside this circle as 'retard strength'. It is a strength matched by few other than the warriors of Jow Forums.

and in our favor autism leads to potentially great exploits.
Once we have the alliance from Jow Forums we can begin to make moves but first we MUST investigate the possible coup occuring at house /ck/ and the possible existence of the cheese mines.
Indeed my brother, and with their weapons, and the training of Jow Forums we would be an unstoppable force rivaled only by the forlorn and forsaken lands.
House Jow Forums has too many internal affairs to sort for any firm action to be taken by them.
See what can be done user, send messages with the black seal of the council, so as to combust if left in the open for too long.

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My lord, I would also suggest an alliance with the warlocks of /x/. Their dark sorcery may prove useful, should Jow Forums decide to turn against us.

that would be a good thing wouldnt it be Jow Forums brothers?

beserker rage is usually unstable isnt it user? that would be a risky tactic, i suggest we only use it when really needed

My lord, perhaps we should consider allying with the house of /x/, their sorcerers and dark knowledge would be an invaluable addition to our martial strength.

Berzerkers are few and far between.

All pol does is swarm, their numbers allow for it too. Our military uses swarming as well, but since our army isn't professional, like Jow Forums, our conscripts are less effective.

May I ask, my lord, what do our trap-poster spies report from the lands of /lgbt/? Should they prove as easy a conquest as they appear?

I am rejoiced to inform you sire that the rumours about the mines were true indeed. The facilities are well guarded but the distribution caravan is their weakest point. I have sent my best men to ambush a very lucrative transport in the foothills of Ja/c/k mountains. Who knows, perhaps the officials are privy to the tendie reserves

See what comes of it. The last time we sent an envoy to /x/ they returned with strange creatures birthing from their anuses for a week. Half of their council is insane and the other half naive, they stay in their wizards tower half of their lives and spend the other half underground summoning gods know what.
If they've asked what we offer then I give you permission to banter with materials and resources not in excess of five thousand tendie boxes.
which is why were planning to ally with Jow Forums. Read the thread user. Imagine:
coordinated retard rage, autism rage with killer training.
While I personally despite LGBT we are waiting for word.
They give an air of professionalism. When was the last time they launched a successful coordinated attack without the help of Jow Forums?
Excellent.
Take half of the royal guard under cover of night and deliver the cheeses to Jow Forums.
Leave the cart by the roadside and drown the dead bodies of the caravan guards that are already slain. Make it look like an accident, leave one or two cheese wheels behind so as to make it appear peasents stole them.

Come now, you do not honestly believe in fishwives tales about magic, do you?

Brothers I think it would be best to hold off on the conquest of /lgbt/, for now at least. I'm sure their forces are weak but I'm wary of the diseases they carry which could be weaponized against us.

What of the maniacs of [s4s]? I would prefer to have them as neither an ally or enemy. Is there a way to ensure their neutrality throughout the whole thing? Perhaps in secret provoke an all-out war between them, Jow Forums, Jow Forums and the /b/ tards? Surely, we would all be better off if they were to exterminate each other.

I've been to their lands many a time brother, I've seen with my own eyes their demons and eldritch things.

>Leave the cart by the roadside and drown the dead bodies of the caravan guards that are already slain. Make it look like an accident, leave one or two cheese wheels behind so as to make it appear peasents stole them.

My King i am astounded at your cunning wits and strategic prowess, it shall be thus! Jow Forums will be most pleased when we offer this gesture of protein and gains

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Professional as in volunteer.

*sigh*

I miss those days during The Great Normie Crusade. The Hexagon alliance of Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /b/, /s4s/, Jow Forums and Jow Forums, all fighting together as one.

I shall believe when i see it myself. Alas, let us not bicker brother, for we have work to do

can anyone create a list of things that are already done/need to be done?

May I suggest /soc/ be target of these raids? They seem to have the largest female population of us all.

We must secure the cheese mines, whose depths stretch beyond imagining

Perhaps the royal scribe can help you?

Under the cover of night, I sneak into the prince of /fa/'s chambers and douse his clothing with piss bottles

Well said, my manhood is itching for a good rape

We need an alliance with /sci/ and /diy/. Their wizardry, doctors, and engineers should help in improving our fort defenses. We can of course offer them troops in return.

Diseases aside, I fear /lgbt/ is under protection from /fa/, who should not be taken lightly.

Considering Jow Forums are the treasurers of the kingdom, perhaps we could conspire with the more nefarious lords of that house into crashing the kingdoms economy, with the Jow Forums dollar turned worthless, we could then introduce Jow Forumsbucks as the new national currency.

Jow Forums brothers,
neither /ck/ or /fa/ is expecting this attack. they are just posting about either fashion or food. we should strike soon

You were alive during the Crusades? You must be ancient indeed

Born to fail

Head of the council here, enjoy anons I must leave.
Might make another thread with a list of shit to do and OC drawings.

Why make an entirely new currency though? We could simply use our own GBP and spread its usage across the lands.

We need the peasantry to start farming almonds, it could prove a valuable trade crop when trading with Jow Forums.

Rest assured, the wheels (of cheese lmao) are turning against /ck/ even as we speak

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Since I've finished building the dungeon-stables, if you could gather some of the other lords we could go take /soc/'s women in the dead of night.

My botanist is well versed in the art of activating said almonds, mayhaps he prove useful to our cause

So long my lord

// So... You guys wanna start shitposting all over those boards just for kicks?

>in the dead of night

Are wenches not the most active during night-time, especially concerning fornication? my lord we should descend when the cock cries instead

Didn't Jow Forums offer a guarantee towards /soc/ in exchange for some of their women? Or was it some other house. Reading all the treatises between all the houses is of a great pain to mine head.

I shall gather the Slavposters, for they are renowned for their strength and brutality. The roasties of /soc/ will be ours by daylight.

You are mistaken brother, the men of Jow Forums don't take alms, they believe the women should flock to them out of their own will. Needless to say, this never comes to pass

Ahh yes, I am mistaken, it seems as if it was the trading of silk from /fa/ to /soc/ for women. Carry on the raid then champs.

>I shall gather the Slavposters, for they are renowned for their strength and brutality

Yet their stealth is left wanting, owing to their fondness of hardbass. Since this operation demands utmost secrecy i must object sending the stripe-men

Of course, how foolish of me. A stealth-op may just be more efficient than a brutal raid.
Perhaps the trap-posters then? Few can match the stealth of a closet-homo.

It is best to catch them at their weakest
The wenches and peasants will be busy fornicating, meaning it is our best chance to take them from their hovels and kill any able bodied male

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Why are all of r9k holdings marshland and mountainous regions? I know we mostly farm a highly nutritious species of mushroom given to us by /an/, but I'm sick of mush room soup everyday! The cheese mines shipments haven't come in yet either!

If the stars are in favour and the night is dark, the women of /soc/ might even mistake the traps for their own kind... Yes this will do

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>Why are all of r9k holdings marshland and mountainous regions?
So as to deter any outsiders from encroaching on our lands, of course. One of our clan ought to know how little fondness we hold towards anyone who isn't our own.
Of course, it helps strategically as well.

Fellow lords currently on the /soc/ raid: please bring the wenches you capture to the old abandoned iron mines, I've repurposed one of the mines into a lavish dungeon-stable, complete with all the amenities you'll need for optimal rape.

We must also worry about the tendie farms
The tendie farms seem to be striken by a curse from a witch and the cattle are dying
I bet those hags as /cgl/ must be using vile magics against us
We must strike before the situation gets worse

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Your reply just lit a spark in me. I have a cunning plan.
Perhaps, a joint unit of trap-posters and lolicons would do. Lolicons are also well-known for their stealth in hiding their pedo tendencies, and we could leave the traps there to act as spies and double agents while the lolicons bring the roasts to us.

>The cheese mines shipments haven't come in yet either!

Patience my love, the foremost spoils went to Jow Forums as was planned, we shall soon enough have a few slices of our own. I shall have my men on standby and await the return of the king and his wisdom

I'll head to the land of /x/ and see if I can commission one of their warlocks to undo the curse.

>the iron mines
We need the iron though, it better have been an abandoned or depleted mine.