Would anyone here want an overweight medium functioning autistic hikki for a girlfriend?

Would anyone here want an overweight medium functioning autistic hikki for a girlfriend?

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Are you nice? I only want a nice gf

That sounds ideal, as long as you're not sub.

Maybe, where you from pham?

>overweight
this is where you lost me

Sub? Like a sandwich?
I think I'm nice. Sometimes I'm mean but I don't intend to be. I'm just blunt I guess.

Only if you follow my dieting and excercise regime, let me shop clothes for you, learn my native language, and allow me to groom you. You can't clean or cook since I do it better than you anyway.

No, submissive. It'd be a plus if you were assertive and domineering.

how overweight exactly?

I would let any hikki/NEET girl move in with me as long as they'd learn Japanese and play Japanese video games with me, and aren't too demanding financially.

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>You can't clean or cook

What a horrible requirement.

Lose weight and you'll be cute. Seriously, go read about weight loss. Forget about looks, you'll feel a lot better too.

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>Sometimes I'm mean but I don't intend to be. I'm just blunt I guess.
as long as you are trying your best to be nice i don't care

>overweight
the one thing you had to be was not fucking fat
jesus can't even do that right
no i would not take you
you would spend all my money on pigfat food and whine little a child when i wouldn't feed you 3000 calories a day

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i love big autistic woman

What is your native language? I like cooking though, it's one of the things I am best at.
I don't know. I don't think I'm domineering or submissive.

Everyone here acted nicer than I thought. Didn't know I'd actually get replies. Here's my discord Abbie#8050 friends would be nice too since I don't actually have anyone added yet.

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Only failed normies want girlfriends.

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I am a male actual hikki desu, and I wouldnt even want you because.
You are 3D.
You female "hikkis" piss me off, you all have live in boy friends you leech off.
I know what you are up to
DO NOT DO IT.
how are you even a Hikki OP, do tell me.

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I haven't gone outside in 9 years. I don't even have online friends.

Also I don't need to leech off a boyfriend. I've got tugboat and saved up pretty princess points.

WARNING she is legit insane
Robot bros do not add her please.

Warning

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In what way is she insane user?

you want screen shots?
origano.
just trust me

That's a bit claim. Prove she is crazy. What does she do?

need proof nao

If you're offering screenshots yes I want them, sounds like it'd be a fun read

>inb4 she's just really clingy
if she's clingy i'll give her my contact info despite her fatness

I told her I'm a girl and I think I got ghosted.
>tfw can't make wholesome female friendships because girls that post here only want to talk to men

pic related.
she doesnt even know what a hikki is and is 100% a guy larping or an actual retard roastie.
The fact she doesnt know what actual hikki is, gives it away.
(im an actual hikki)
dude you have no fucking idea, she is bat shit insane.

dont forget to rhyme page in options field so she doesnt get bumps

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>girls that post here don't want to talk
fixed it

welp you convinced me. time to make a new throwaway email

I like her more after this

only if you like airplanes

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looool stop being such a spazz, nobody cares

I tried to help you.. you chose the flesh instead of the anime girls

She is dishonest.
look at the proof guys.

It is likely a man, you know that guys?
take the 2D pill and BTFO this pig

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She seems somewhat nice, you're the one acting like an aggressive aspie anime watcher.

>finally talking to a potential frend
>she says that shes going to bed after like 3 messages

i just wanted to feel less lonely

g h o s t e d
sorry bud

Been awake 34Hours I need a nap.

>>finally talking to a potential frend
pathetic fucking orbiter

Poor girl, the last thing she needs is some robot's abuse. Of course a hikki is going to have mental issues. I hope she finds a nice friend.

How overweight are we talking here? Would I be capable of convincing her to water fast with me after I tell her I've done it myself for over 40 days in the past?

>Of course a hikki is going to have mental issues.
im an actual hikki you dumb fuck.
fuck you orbiters piss me off

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She's right though. Real hikkis don't have friends. If they did have friends that means there's someone out there that would care about the fact that they're literally throwing their life away. I can't call anyone who would willingly go along with that a true friend.

I WOULD WANT TO FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THE ARTERIES

bullyng does not make people better, bullying is meant to put poeple down, if you find yourself standing up to a bully or getting "better" is was in spite of their treatment not because of it.

>trying to justify bulliyng
kekLADIES AND GENTLEMAN

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ou have no fucking idea you faggot.
I am a hikki, god you make me want to fucking kill you.
I would make cartel torture look like ISIS beheading, I would slowly dismember all your family and animals and force you to watchand decide how much pain I inflict on them.
god I hate normalfags, you need to fuck off, REEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off, you teenager. You're obsessed with having the title of ''hikki''. Stop being proud.

Depends, what videogames do you play?

im like 25, I take back all I said btw because im just way too drunk.
fuck you normalfag

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Gotta be not so fat you're still able to fuck. Mostly depends on personality, hobbies and lewdness. Hikkis gotta share some hobbies or interests or be willing to try each others seeing as they'll be spending most of their time together.