Which one do you get and why?

Tuna salad or trail mix. Everything else is a nutritional nightmare.

None, I'd rather have the money.

Doritos, nacho cheese flavor

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Mike and Ike's, in memory of my bro that died last year. It was the last thing he ate.

lays. kettle cooked

for me, it's the noodles

Peanut M&Ms because they combine sweet and satisfying for the number one patrician snack

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Nothing because I've gained an autistic obsession with eating healthy

None of them, vending machine broke

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>wizard posting

twixfag reporting in

Twizzlers, peanuts or plain potato chips because vegan

Tuna and jalapeno cheetos cause y not

shake the machine and see what falls down

Mike & Ike

I love the way they get stuck to the back of my teeth, and I get to claw those fuckers out with my index fingers at the end

Aren't twizzlers made with an animal sourced binding agent?

The cup of ramen, since I'm chaotic evil

Jalapeno cheddar cheetos of course

Never had Chedder & Sour Cream Ruffles, so I'd start by trying those. Then maybe some crunchy Cheetos, followed by desert where I'd get fruit snacks and a Twix.

Idk, I'm not that strict

The cup ramen is there as a meal replacement snack

Either the poptart if I hadn't eaten anything today, Mike & Ike for sweets, or peanuts for a marginally healthy snack

OP is a fucking manlet

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He's like a man, but smaller! Hahaha!

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it's from twitter

twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1046123424114970626

>143 Mike and Ike
>162 Cupcakes
>fat piece of shit
also who the fuck would get the 160 tuna salad

132 cheetos
162 cupcakes
138 fruit snacks
146 big kat
in that order, if it was my selection a lot, I'd rotate through those 4.
throw in the (156) ritz bits with cheese, too

The kitkat, because it looks like it might be far enough that two might fall out

Doritos.
And a Mango Fuckin' Snapple cuz that's my mothafuckin' snack.

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I'm too old to like these things. Yeah, I'm not american. I understand in your culture adults play mario and eat doritos

At least you found a way to be condescending and obnoxious.

I dislike the chips so those grandma sandwich creme things, Twix and Twizzlers. Reason is that the only time I am near those machines is the dead of night when I have a full tank of gas and am going on an 8+ hour drive.

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Good video.
Who is that nigger? Is it you?
>t. 26 year old french boomer faggot
go eat a snail or something

What the fuck are all these? I dont know about 75% of this shit

I'd get the veggie snacks and just pour it into my mouth.

I'm probably studying before class if I'm desperate enough to buy something from a vending machine, so I need something a tiny bit lighter than candy.

Lays because I know that that's usually the most common chip and I'm afraid of branching out

experimenting and trying new junk food is the only thing that gives me happiness anymore.

fuck you
I'm german and 33

baked ruffles cheddar and sour cream

best chip of all time