Why not settle for a tomboy?

>settle
I think you mean strive to attain homie

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I've got two that are all over me at the moment. But one has the squarest manliest jaw I've ever seen and the others just not great looking, they both play Aussie rules football and drive motorbikes and they'd both probably beat me up.

Tell them you'll date whoever wins a fuck-off between them: each tries to make the other cum and the one who orgasms first loses. By the time they're done they'll forget all about you. Hentai logic has to apply in the real world sooner or later, right?

god I wish I had a tomboy to settle for

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>settle
Nigger, tomboys are more picky than normie girls. Most of them are into balcks anyways.

I'd love to, but it's not gonna happen to me...

This desu. Ones that aren't hideous justin-bieber-wannabe lesbians know their SMV is sky high for the demographic of men that are into them.

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Japanese have no fashion. What the fuck is she wearing on "going out"? This isn't 1952 anymore, no one wears jumper overall suspender jean shits whatever the fuck they're called.
What stores even sell those anymore?

Because society has brainwashed tomboys to all be trans or lesbian
Believe you me, i'd love to love a qt tomboy

dude what are you talking about? overalls are 'in' with a certain look of tomboyishness

BELIEVE ME IM TRYING TO

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LORD KNOWS IT

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>This isn't 1952 anymore, no one wears jumper overall suspender jean shits whatever the fuck they're called

You'd be amazed at how many modern fashion trends are straight out of the 1950s. The glasses, for one. Also those overall jeans are really "in" with Asian girls right now.

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>settle
I actively seek tomboys

why would a tomboy settle for me?

what kind of guys do tomboys like?

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You're god damn right I would in a fucking heartbeat

Well, which one has the best body my guy?

No joke, I actually have a massive dyke fetish. But they don't like me because other than that I'm pretty much a walking male stereotype.

>implying I could
No girl wants me so no can do.
Also source on that pic?

>tomboy
>settle

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Based on what I've personally seen, submissive ones. Not necessarily physically weak, but in terms of personality, they like submission, because they like being the power figure in a relationship.

>settle for the only good type of woman
Fuck off OP

that sounds hot desu
id love to be hard domed by a tomboy

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Chads who make them feel pretty and desired.

Settle? I'm shooting for a tomboy. And I'm missing.

all women are whores, what the fuck do you think

so they are like any other stacy

>settle
You betas are pretty full of yourselves.

Yes, they are like any other woman. They are not anime girls.

fpbp in oregano of course

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a sad world we live in user

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That's why we stick to 2d to have our dream fulfilled, user. There are no women who are "not like the others" and any that proclaim they are are insufferable.

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Finally found the source for the image you fags

Please share, it's hard to find

tsumino.com/Book/Info/41797/jealous-puppy-fakku-

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Many thanks man.

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>settle
Nice joke, retards. Tomboys are very rare and sought after. They can always marry up.

Thanks for the sauce cutie ;)

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where the fuck do you live you lying nigger, all the guys i know prefer feminine women

>tfw I was best friends with a tomboy who lived next door to me as a kid
>used to always take me down to the creek to collect frogs and bugs with her, sometimes she'd flush some of the frogs down the toilet
>she had a lot of the video games my mom wouldn't let me play
>seemed to eat nothing but flaming hot cheetos
>always wore the same pair of filthy sneakers that were just barely staying intact
>had the raunchiest farts ever, sometimes she'd hold me down and fart on my head (probably why she always called me "fart face")
>looked her up on Facebook a couple months ago
>turns out she's a lesbo and a quintessential SJW now, green hair and everything
Fuck.

pic related is unironically a 10/10 for me

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Why did you seperate? Whats your current relationship with each other?

My family moved a few towns over when I started 5th grade. We haven't spoken since. Not even sure if she remembers me.

Id really take any girl that would love me

>had the raunchiest farts ever, sometimes she'd hold me down and fart on my head (probably why she always called me "fart face")
Gross..

Look at what happened when I reverse-searched this image.

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Bumble. And it might help if you're a so y boy.

wait is this literally the same person

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because the only ones around here got trans'd

>dating a tomboy is settling
what the fuck are you talking about, take those blasphemous words back
god that's adorable
I actually wonder how many of them are falling for the transgenderism meme
based

it kinda hurts man, why must tomboys be so few and far between

Nigga literally every other girl dresses like that in every major city in the world.

Maybe in the fucking south.

Tomboys are god tier OP, if I could settle with one I wouldnt be looking for a basic bitch to comfort me

>zero effort
Hahaha. Dont think for one second that outfit wasnt marticulessly planned to project a certain personality

>marticulessly
How do you even
It's "meticulously"

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I fucking wish.
>pic not related

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>Male MC is a chad
How the fuck am I supposed to self insert reeeeeee
Thanks for source.

hahahaha
my femanon gf is a bit of a tomboy and she has similar body
>tight body
>perky tits that look amazing
>tits aren't huge though
feels
so
fucking
good
>damn it feels good to be a gangstuh

Because the tomboys around here are fat, stupid, and act like braggart men.

Perky as long as they aren't totally flat is great, no matter the size.

what are you doing on this board, nigger?

"settling" is how people get trapped in their own personal existential nightmares.

God i wish that were me ahhhhh

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the only tomboy i know is my gym buddy
she's much more muscular than me

give me details gym user

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sorry user :(

Agreed. I felt this way even before I knew her though. Lucked out desu

>settle
>implying
you guys just don't get it do you

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>implying that tomboys actually exist
i wish they did

>sometimes she'd flush some of the frogs down the toilet
for what purpose

My current girl doesn't really have the go outside tomboy shit, but she's very tomboy otherwise. Slim and perky tits with adorable puffy nipples. Only wears girly outfits around me, never in public. A++ tier shit. You've got great taste, user.

Thanks user!
We lucked out ;-;
Hope you two have a wonderful, everlasting relationship

God I wish I was that man for a day.

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>my femanon gf
>femanon gf

user, it's not healthy to lie for validation on the internet.

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i dont know how to read that shit can someone tl:dr

Consider suicide fuckface.

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>tomboy
>settle
Tomboys would be my first stop if I had a better bod and a shred of self confidence.

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G-good taste, my user!

Postin' cute doujin
nhentai.net/g/34279/

I hope the same for you, treat her right. I'm trying my best to do that for my current girl. Hard to fight and give up the desire to be degenerate, it's been in my blood for a while now.

Japanese siblings sure are silly

oh fuck she's hot

ya i just came imagining her putting her pp in my butt

Assertive, dominant males because women are weak and need a man to take care of their babies.

Tomboys are fucking disgusting anyways.

>settling for one

Fuckers, i earned one. and now im getting bored of her.

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>ywn never me a jap and have an imouto

START WORKING OUT RIGHT NOW

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Why are you gettin bored of her?

stop seething
i did track in high school, tomboys like funny guys with at least an average build. unfortunately, im not funny

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>plebbit
>Jow Forumsbois
happy fapping anons