Going to order this for myself

this isn't really something we're supposed to say, but we upcharge pretty hard for large orders because "who's counting at that point"
best to keep it small fren

I get sick yes but at least it takes my mind of anxiety

uh yeah, the way it works is all of the hand tossed and pan pizzas are already sauced and cheesed by the afternoon crew and we just pull those out and slap toppings on. For thins we have to start from scratch because we can't store the dough - it's only good for two hours. It really fucks us up when we're getting orders at a rate of one every 20 seconds during a weekend rush with 2 people on the maketable.

So that's why my dad always go pissed at how pricey the pizza is

but no one believed him

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Gonna make me pizza nut hahaha

How the fuck do you weigh more than me? You eat far less

Ordering two thin crust pizzas tomorrow just because of this post. FUCK wagecucks LOL. I'm a NEET.

that'll be $22.98
if you want just cheese
also depends on store and local tax rate but expect it around there

Why the FUCK do normies still buy your overpriced BULLSHIT?!

forgot to add, and really all you're doing is fucking yourself. when we're busy we simply stop caring about quality and send whatever we can do in the least amount of time.
if you want good pizza, order midday between 1pm and 4pm when pizza huts are dead and they'll actually take time with your order

You mad wagie? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lulz

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I'm a fucking incel. I don't care about anyone else. Fuck humans. Fuck you. Fuck your pizza. FUCK EVERYTHING

>doesn't order cheese sauce for breadsticks
>literally subhuman
we charge .59 for cups of cheese

Your managers are fucking retarded. You just prep more on the weekend. Sounds like some retarded shit pizza hut shift leaders would do. Fucking dumb or you're exaggerating

Why the fuck do people order breadsticks with pizza?
>Um yes I'd like some more bread and sauce with my sauced bread please
Get wings or something FUCK

Because breadsticks are good

not exaggerating. Weekend prep wont save us. Like I said, thins are only good for 2 hours so we don't rfr (ready for revenue, basically premake and stick in walk-in fridge) them. We can RFR pans and hand tossed, but only with regular sauce and cheese. Our shift leaders usually only want us to do like 10 of each crust and size. They expect us to ride out a Friday night with only 40 premade pizzas... thanks guys

dude. just live to lose weight. you don't need anything else.

stop letting the food consume you.

LOL JUST STOP EATING FOOD BRO
JUST FIND A GF BRO ITS THAT EASY

It's pizza without the cheese and toppings
Unless you get cheese sticks or some shit, then it's just pizza without the toppings

The bread is firmer and the seasoning blend gives a different taste than the pizza dough.

hey if you guys actually wanna be real fuckers, order gluten free pizzas. we have to actually walk away from the maketable to the freezer, grab one out of there, put it on an uncontaminated pan with a sheet, and make it using a special sauce bottle. It then goes on the oven with its own special shield, and then the people on cut have to break out a tiny ass fucking pizza cutter only to be used for gluten frees ONCE before it has to be sent back to dish and washed. gluten frees fuck us up so unreasonably bad. They also get their own box. want to destroy your local pizza hut? order five gluten frees every 30 minutes during a friday or saturday night

No dude if you know that the dough is only good for 2 hours you have a dedicated dough person who isn't retarded and check what you sold last week/month/year and make an average. Your bosses are either cheap as fuck or literally lazy retards.

>1 pizza, 1 order of wings/sticks
Pleb, fucking disgrace to fat people. Bet you don't even down a liter of soda with that

>dedicated dough person
good luck, pizza hut corporate is hemorrhaging money at least at our franchise, so there's a push to understaff restaurants and train people on more than one job. they're "oh well if we train matt on wingstreet and cut, then we don't need two seperate people on wingstreet and cut during a rush! so we end up understaffed and everybody has to cover more positions than possible.
ya'll ever wonder why your pizza hut takes forever? that's why

>would you like to add a 2 liter of ice cold pepsi for only 2.99?
i have to suggestive sell for every order and it drains my fucking soul to say that shit

Do more user. I know that corporate feel.

>Would you like us to rape your wallet sir? :^)

Cheers.
I hate the fat cunt that works that shift at the one near me.

i'll remember this and order a thin next time
fuck you wagie

Pizza hut conducts "phone surveys" between local stores. so basically, a manager from another store calls us up and places a fake order. We have to pass certain criteria as employees who handle the phones during the call, and one of the criteria is suggestive sell.
i once got failed for asking "would you like to add a side of bone out wings for only 6.99?"... because I forgot to add the word "delicious" before "bone out wings."

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>tfw you weren't a good enough NPC and flubbed your assigned dialogue

They're doing this with more and more businesses now. As the population rapidly booms, more workers drives down wages, meaning they can get away with their revolving door hiring policy.

Treat your workers like shit, understaff and overwork to save money, then when they get fed up in 1-3 years take in the next desperate unwitting hire. No need for worrying about getting them good insurance coverage or giving them raises when they're out the door so soon, and willingly too.

No he's just saying don't regularly eat an entire pizza, an entire order of wings, and an entire order of bread sticks all in one meal.

Worthless fuck was probably thinking some non-Pizza Hut related thought or dreaming of a better life. Wage slaves should recognize their place and clear their heads of everything else except sacrificing their health and time for the corporate profit margin.

>JUST STOP DOING THIS THING YOU'VE TRIED TO STOP DOING
>WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUTSIDE AND LIKE TALK TO PEOPLE IF YOU'RE LONELY?

Hurray for open borders!

You have these options. I want to help you. Life without that excess weight something everyone should experience. My approach is the old fashioned way. You will starve yourself.

Your main problems are your clogged digestive tract, your lymph system is backed up, and you have an addiction to food. Both your intestines are full of fecal matter that move at a glacial pace through your body. Your lymph system isn't regulating waste because your other systems are backed up, and more notably, you aren't exercising.

>skip breakfast and fast until 1:00 pm

You aren't 'hungry,' you're addicted. Don't fucking eat during this time. Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day. That was a jewish lie. The default state of man is fasting between meals. Man does not and was not meant to eat constantly. Digestion constantly takes away blood from the brain. The second part of this problem is the fact that modern food is addicting and your palette/taste buds alter in composition when exposed to them. You become what you eat. You begin to crave what harms you.

>WHEN YOU DO EAT - eat a large salad with leafy greens as its base
>do not add any processed condiments to it
>season it only with pepper, salt and lemon
>replace all drinks with water AND ONLY WATER
>AFTER YOU EAT wait 2 hours before eating again.

Do this basic fucking pattern. Stick to it like it is your meaning of life. Down to the letter. Measure your time windows. You WILL lose weight and become much healthier in the process. But you have to take this seriously, user. Even if you were to die tomorrow. Take this leap of self-denial. It'll be nothing but pain but you will undergo a metamorphosis.

OP please lose some fucking weight. When you die it'll just be I convenient.
You'll probably die feeling like shit and the 3 people that will need to lift you out of your house will probably drop your corpse a few times due to the smell weighing more than you. Your body will be terribly disrespected until its put in the ground

Fuck it, not like he's the one doing the lifting. At least he ate a lot of delicious food while he was here

im a pretty fat nigger as well OP. cept i'd leave out the bread sticks, substitute for a small hawaiian 'za, and up the shitty boneless wings aka chicken nuggets to like 30

>Stop at McDonalds on the way to get pizzahut
I know this feel.

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boneless just doesn't have the flavor of the ones with bones in, the reason it's cheaper is because they mix in a bunch of onions to the chicken like McD's do with nuggets. yall missin out cus of laziness

I legit know someone with your stats that died. I'm sure his mom helped him along with all the super unhealthy food she made that she knew he couldn't resist.

I used to work at Pizza Hut. Are thins really that much fucky? At worst, you'd have to peel the one off the stack of crusts. No one ever gave a shit about making thins. I guess there's other pizza crust types that are pre sauced and cheesed that'd make it easier.

Yeah.

Nah. Fuck off, Veganfag.

What part of bumfuck nowhere are you guys that pizza hut is the best option?

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>all that for $18
>meanwhile I paid $20 for a medium pizza in Canada

might order three thin pizzas next time, thanks

That isn't bad for under 20$. Same thing in leafland would cost probably 25$

This user knows what he's talking about. I did something similar to this a year ago. I didn't do quite as restrictive of a diet, but I fasted until 1pm and stopped eating after 9. I kept my daily calories under 1800 and only drank water and black coffee. Sometimes I'd just get a subway foot long and eat half for lunch and half for dinner if ever felt too lazy to make anything. Without doing any extra moving or exercise I ended up dropping 70lbs in 5 months.

You'll feel like you're starving at times. Just remember that you're used to eating more than you should. Your body is going to feel like that when it hasn't been getting the amount it's used to. You have to retrain your body to be satiated with smaller portions. It a going to suck at times, I'm not going to lie. But the results are real if you can stick to it.

try to get on some adderall or something... jesus
at least do some nicotine products. they suppress the appetite a bit

ugh i bet her ass smells so good SNIFFFFF
mmm I bet it smells like pizza grease m'dear SNIFFFFFFFFF

AHAHAHA you guys baited and hooked an actual ragie wagie

get the fuck out of here pizza boy, nobody gives a shit about your wagie issues. if anything, i'm going to be ordering MORE from pizza hut and MORE thin crusts than ever. you should consider helium gas, you're literally one rung up the ladder from "homeless nigger", although honestly the homeless nigger might be better than you because he's at least not suckling miserably at the corporate asshole for specs of shit to fill his stomach.

TLDR anyone born into a family so poor and low IQ that they have to work at pizza hut should just kill themselves because it is not getting any better for u

>tfw concerned about my weight
>weigh the same as OP but A FOOT AND A HALF TALLER WHAT THE FUCK DUDE HOW IM ACTUALLY REALLY CONCERNED WITH HOW FAT I AM AND YOU'RE FUCKING 5'5 QND WEIGH THE SAME AS ME WHAT THE FUCK

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you're 6'11"?

I've been using uber eats, I usually get a large double quarter pounder and 2 double cheeseburgers and 2 drinks.

have you seen a weight loss specialist?
in severe cases they can prescribe you drugs like adderall or even pharma-grade meth to wipe out your appetite.

6'8 is close enough, that's still absurd to me.

Jesus. I'm 5'6 and the most I've ever weighed was 127 (I haven't been anywhere close for almost 6 years). Eating any more than necessary just grosses me out.

yes i agree it almost seems physics defying, he is probably literally wider than tall

yeah I'm 5'6" and 105 (anorexic tho)
OP needs to see an eating disorder specialist since he clearly has BED

Me being rail thin has always repulsed me too, yet I have never been able to forcibly eat more, so it has always seemed impossible to gain weight. I recently discovered the small containers of Ben and Jerry's ice cream have almost 1200 calories and they're not really filling, since ice cream is more liquid than solid. I've gained a little padding around my ribs since having one and a few chocolate bars, so perhaps this is the miracle cure, even if it means gaining pure fat and ruining my skin.

what about pan pizza?

>tfw eat in sleep
make it stop, I don't want to be like this

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holy shit OP
im 5ft5 and weigh 103 lbs. Youre 4.5X my weight

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I'm a little on the fat side, but once you're huge enough so that you take up more than 1 seat on public transportation, you need to slim the fuck down

You're not eating in your sleep, a witch is doing it.

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I wish I could still digest food

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Never ordering thin agian brah

>down a liter of soda with that
don't do that you'll get cancer thank me later

here is papa thin crust is premade lol.

Witches don't exist.

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