Tfw fapped 7 times today

>tfw fapped 7 times today
Whats your count, bros?

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For today? A measly 3 times, but I just woke up 2 hours ago.

My arm is in a sling, so zero...Haven't fapped in almost a week.
Tried doing it with my left hand, but it just feels weird. I can't keep up a constant momentum long enough like I can with my dominant hand.

Doesnt your cock hurt?

I'll do it for you user, just tell me where you wanna meet up

Well done lid, 7 is my all time record (I've done 8 in one 24 hour period though because the 8th one was after midnight)

Only had one today. Might go for another later on. Not because I feel like it, but it's just something to do to stave off the boredom
>tfw raping myself

No thanks, if you're on this board you're probably an uggo.

Wow okay then, no need to be rude :(
you're probably right anyway

I tried fapping today, but not even on drugs did I get a boner. My dick's dead.

Damn that's gotta suck
I hope you manage to resurrect your dick

Nah man, it's been this way for a year. I'm okay with it, doesn't really bother me. I'm 31 and gave up on relationships. I'll die alone and with a limp dick lmao

>fap multiple times daily for years
>dick starts getting sensitive around the ridge of the tip
>slightly hurts to masturbate
>don't wanna stop
Fuck

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Tuxedo Pepe is best Pepe

i use to fap two times a day. i do it like once a week. i'm kind of depressed no friends and stuff. only time i go out is physical therapy, personal trainer, and i go to a climbing thing.

Had sex with a grill last night. Haven't touched my dick yet today.

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>tfw low libido
I berely do it once a week, maybe 2 if it's a good week

This one is for u
Oregano

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>tfw circumcised 2 weeks ago
>can't fap for at least 2 weeks more

Based fren, just look at how stylish he is

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My dear gentleman only a mere 20 times today! Why if I quite do say so myself I should be going at it harder!

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depression is a bitch
were you just bored, or do you need the release and your dick isn't cooperating?