I made a fake tinder. Let's see how this goes. I'll post updates

>not embracing every aspect and learning every nuance of a website that you spend countless hours on

if you don't know who zyzz is, you really need to go back. simple as.

Let it go man. It's there turn now. Just sip slow.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO "LURK FOR 2 YEARS BEFORE POSTING"

>Not knowing Zyzz
Not gonna make it

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Jow Forums is consistently the most autistic board. Also I wish I looked like him.

>thinking that a designated squatting website is as complex and engaging as a good book
>not admitting that people here just hide under n layers of irony and memes to pass the time and vent
Uh-huh. Learning about a literally who to be part of the in-crowd looks pretty stupid.

Just eat lean, lift heavy, and do a few cycles of juicing. We're all gonna make it brah

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>lol lurk moar
Just kys already if you think a shitposting site should have quality control. Fucking morons. lol

>a literally who
>someone who has inspired thousands of fat, lonely virgins to go out and improve themselves
>someone who is a published author
ok, it's time for you to stop posting

>all these fucking newfags are redditors who are PROUD of being newfags and redditors
Fucking hell. Every day this site gets worse and worse. I almost pity these dumb underagedb& that never got to see this site in it's glory days.

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based.
this website truly has deep lore to it with the events and people. it sucks being a new fag sometimes because no one explains shit to u and immediately talks shit for not knowing something.

All of these oldfags who are proud of stagnating irl and have nothing better to be proud of other than wasting countless hours bitching about inane, manageable shit

Fuck your personal hero btw.

I'm too old at this point probably. Also my face is fucked up. I've considered steroids though.

Matches pouring in

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this is the saddest post ive seen this year

Chin up champ. Not everyone cares about your autistic and niche references.

fuck this shit man im done, how the fuck

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Bye. Don't let the door hit you on your ass.

nah you get the fuck out and go back to watching netflix normie trash

>29 posts and 14 posters
Makes me think.

Update #1 with Taylor

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post her pics, fakezyzz!!!

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>proud of stagnating
I'll take stagnation over deterioration any day

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>you'll do
>Thank God
if that wasn't and ironic response I swear I will slit my throat

Nah fuck off kid. You have to be at least 18 to be here.

>oh noez muh seekrit internet club available to the public has been breached
If it was ever so great then it'd be accessible by more difficult means than looking up the name in Google you retarded hipster.

The problem with these fake tinder profiles is you guys make them too east to spot, and so obviously fake.

There's too much shit here. And there's info nobody would share on tinder or fucking anywhere.

I expect a bunch of betas and losers to think this is what Chad writes in his profile, because adding a lot of filler is something a non-Chad would need to do.

I've seen four different actual Chad profiles irl and they were all super simplistic. They were mostly all one line or at most two, and didn't say any stupid shit. The real Chads know their looks do the trick.

The only one I can remember off the top of my head was this one guy who was a total fucking lady killer. He had 4 pics of himself, and over 600 matches. The guy was cool as fuck, we used to swipe on his tinder and joke about the things the girls would say in messages and shit. Anyway, every fucking right swipe he would do was an automatic match.

His fucking bio was:
>Livin' the dream, wanna be a part of it?
and that was it.

He fucking constantly had girls from his tinder over, he would mass invite groups of them to parties to look badass for bringing tons of girls to the party, and as a result was fucking invited to parties and shit non-stop. He has gotten blowjobs all the way up to anal (presumably, whatever the fuck he wanted) from god knows how many, and he used to take pics on his phone of the girls he fucked from tinder from his POV doggystyle.

You guys need to stop doing what YOU think Chad would do and actually do what Chad would do. Jesus.

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Half of those are yours dumbfuck. That's how I know you're female, you're so small-minded that you don't know who zyzz is and you have to reply to everyone astounded by how worthless your contribution is, even on a fucking anonymous message board. KYS

P.S. You would have loved to fuck Zyzz, stop pretending like he wouldn't pass you over :)

>Thank God
What a response boys

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Doing what Chad does as an ugly guy is generally considered sexual harassment.

Fuck yes, keep them updates comin' OP

Nah. It's pretty obvious since the butthurt replies since to be be coming from few ppl who are just angry that someone does not know/care about Zyzz.

You're no sick cunt,you're a sad cunt m8.

Lol fuck your gatekeeping faggotry; I made my first post in 2007 at the age of 16 approximately 5 minutes after learning about 4chin.

Listen kid, I know your buddies on Reddit and discord are cheering you on right now, but just know this site is a shadow of what it used to be. Believe it or not, there was a time when it's wasn't 24/7 nonstop shitposts. But you'll never see anything but the aftermath of that period.

if you did, then you'd know, miserable normie
so really you're just lying to us
what does that say about you

This is why the cunts making these profiles will never make it

It should be mentioned that the fuccboi in the picture died of a heart attack in his early 20s. Don't juice.

Taylor wants to hook up, but she's hesitant to send nudes. I've moved on to Margo in the mean time.

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Been here for a few years and I simply don't know or care about Zyzz and I don't get why it's so pertinent to the larping since OP is trying to snag dumb bitches.

True, but I think the guy meant more for when people make the catfish profiles. But yeah, if an average guy tried half the shit Chad did, he'd be fucking ruined.

You talk like a faggot not like a chad zyzz

She's being sarcastic.

oriegna

nothing personnel kid (original)

Yeah, it's not terrible user, but try to say less. Post the end of the Taylor convo too.

>Does anybody have that pic that shows the difference between an average guy chat and a Chad chat. It shows that the average guy generally has like 3x the word count of the girl, while the Chad will have half as many words as the girl in his convos but still get better results. I never saved it.

fucking newfag lmao
Kill yourself dude.

It's only sarcasm if the future response is negative or nil. If she continues with positive reactions then she wasn't offended and it's very unlikely it was sarcasm...

SeeHe was one of the only true Chads to use this godforsaken website. And what makes him stand out is he used to be a vidya-playing incel loser, just like yourself. He sold his WOW account to buy a gym membership and the rest is history

How tall is he?
i am asking in a original manner

Nah, even if OP manages to turn this around, it still was sarcasm.

But OP's an autistic shit and probably won't turn this around.

I know. But living to 80 as a beta dweeb is not exactly a good fate either.

trollls trolling trolls
which one of you is "Taylor"?

(same user) Well good for him. He got what he wanted.
y r u so angy bud? r u k? u need thyme 2 urself with legos?

Bitches will literally take anything as long as its from Chad

What say next?

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>when my probation is up

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How about "all three if I have my fun with you"?

You're an idiot. The numbers aren't "choices". She is a retarded roastie who talks with her hands. "First...blah blah blah, SECOND, blah blah blah, and most importantly, blah blah blah"

I don't get this? Someone explain why is it clever and why was it coming? Also, only Chad can do this, fucking amazing.

"Better decide quickly cuz I ain't got all day. (Or night)"

She probably wrote something in her bio like "I'm trying to walk the straight line"

Huh. Then "think about it while I have my way with you"?

Ooo I like this one. OP, say this shit and see if she tries to appeal to keep Chad interested.

How about "I think you're very pretty and would very much like to meet up with you"? Pretty good huh?

This one is good too. I like both of these options.

On probation for HITTING THE EX and bitches still be gushing for chad

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Act schizophrenic and accuse the other girl of being a spy like that one user yesterday who tried joking around but got shut down for not being a chad

laaame booo way too beta booo

Not related, but I just got OKCupid. Give me a stupid line that'll evoke a reply. Her hair is different in each photo.

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Done and done originally

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Dunno desu. As long as OP stays in character with the confident chad larping then it should be fine.

This was her profile

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Anyone have that tinder bio pasta? The one that's basically red pill and goes into how Tinder is used to over inflate women egos or stuff like that?

I think it has a joke at the end like "also, I like pizza"

Ask her if you can taste all the colors of her rainbow

They arent supposed to be what chad profiles look like irl, they are supposed to be as outlandish an offensive as possible but succeed purely on the chad pfp.

You autistic dip.
You were supposed to use the shit-tier grammar I originally suggested.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME BRAHS youtube.com/watch?v=j_oinVCftIM

if u a chad just fucking say hi, itll work

I made my own variation of it and got more matches than all my honest attempts. Think it eventually got me banned though; couldn't log in a few months back so I uninstalled the app.

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>Someone explain why is it clever
Because it's Chad. He could record the sound of himself farting then send it to her, and her roastie brain would do the gymnastics required find it clever.

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why is that profile pic attractive? i used to do that at my old job. am i chad now?

It's only attractive because
>not fat
>seemingly employed
>he cooks so It matter even less that I don't know how

so im not getting likes because im fat?

Never gonna make it, originalioo

If you're not really really attractive as a man you're not likely to have much success on Tinder. So hit the gym, get some roids, and so on.

>oh noez muh seekrit internet club
the cry of the newfag

ive had 3 dates on tinder, one with an 18 year old and i fucked another girl raw. im 28, would i be considered very attractive?

It's a factor, especially on pic-driven droll like tinder.

Most likely.

But just because the statistics say you are not likely doesn't mean it won't happen. It's just unlikely.

This hurts.
Keep posting, op.