W-what do i say guys?

w-what do i say guys?
I dont ussually talk to vagina people

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Uh say hi
Maybe tell her she looks cute, I dunno. I can't talk to girls either

>tell her she looks cute
but I thought honesty was the best policy?

Talk to her about Adventure Time. There's no way anyone actually named their child Bronwyn, unless of course it's some millennial parents and the child is still young.

She looks like someone who's into alternative music. Ask her what her favorite bands are?

tell her she looks kinda cute

>>Tell her she looks cute
>but I thought honesty was the best policy
Nevermind. Fuck OP. Have fun being a lonely nigger faggot.

>Bronwyn
>aposematic coloration of hair
>septum piercing
>big doofy hipster glasses

I can tell this is some (((educated))) whore who is not worth your time OP

Ask her if she drinks

Ask how big her dick is lol

i didn't say that
she looks cute imo

ok
Hdkdlelrk

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Please post your profile. I need reference. Even obese and deformed people reject me on tinder

>nirvana
>alternative
OP WHAT ARE YOU DOING

AHAHAHAHA
NIRVANA
Oh man OP you dun goof'd Nirvana is like old man boomer music now

u fucked up lol

tell her that you don't usually talk to vagina people, if she finds it funny it means she's OK with a little bit of autism and you and her can work, and she's never heard that before so it stands out

Fake and gay, you tried to hard to sound retarded

b-but it was the top result when i googled alternative music..

I love threads like this. Good job OP, keep it up

Try to play it off like a joke

Jesus man you fucked it up already
You could have consulted with us you know

>alternative
>Nirvana
jesus christ user you had 1 job

fucking kek I lost hard

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>blue hair
>bull ring
You'll avoid her, if you know what's good for you.

Well there goes that match lol.

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lmaooo
shittt

>nirvana
*snap*
yep

Alpha as fuck user, she won't know if you're fucking with her or not, true CHAD status

OP you can still save it. Say "or maybe Nickelback?"
So she will think it is just a joke.

please post more I don't laugh like this in ages

ok i may be retarded but im not retarded
i know ur trying to fuck with me
she hasn't unmatched me yet at least

>specifically telling her that you're making judgements based on her looks
>using "perhaps" in a conversation, not an essay
>nirvana is alternative

Retard ultimate. You should've asked if she listened to Crystal Castles

user was being serious
Nirvana isn't an alternative band, but if you mention Nickelback she'll think you were joking
I'd say "Shit, Nickelback would have been funnier. Can I have a redo?"

fucking kek good one OP, but a bit subtle for a womyn she probably thinks you are serious

I'm trying to help you, you stupid autistic fuck. Nickelback, Smashmouth and bands like that are normie memes
Why do I keep trying to help idiots?

eh she's probably asleep
its 2 am here in uk

That's exactly I've said and OP disregarded it

say you listen to U2 all the time

This would be a literal perfect reply to (maybe) salvage this conversation. I dont know why this user is on r9k if he is this good with conversation honestly

you're a cuck nigger faggot

your trying to hard to get me to say it

> vagina people
Cant stop keks

Im not that poster he is just right. This post is me though, It would be pretty funny

Based and redpilled, everyone knows girls don't ever have actual alternative taste and to them Nirvana is obscure

half an hour with no updates yet..

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Bullet dodged lad, "alternative" is just a buzzword for "vapid cunt who pretends to be Bohemian in order to seem fun and interesting"

tell her a bad dad joke OP

ye she's ignoring me

Ask her if she likes American Spirits and tell her that you roll your own.

make a joke about being nervous about messaging someone on tinder

Have you never matched with a girl on tinder before? responses take forever unless they are either
1. way more into you then you are into them
2. fat.

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mother of all keks

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You did fucking great

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grunge is god tier music but I dont know what you were trying to accomplish calling nirvana alt

we did it redort!!! put me in the screencap!!!!!

in the meantime, could u guys give me some constructive criticism on my bio?
Any advice on taking selfies? I just have three photos of me in the same position but taken at different angles

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this thread is the gift that keeps giving

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Jdkdlflglglflgld
Aikskd

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jesus
(notoriginalll)

Do some more smiling

You're a meme my dude.

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yeah dont look like that

change your fucking bio dude, more cliche then this cow piercing vagina person

Origifogig

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rip OP is retarded and gonna get b&, now we dont get updates

How the fuck does this nerd get matches and not me wtf

>le 56% face
Dios mio...

The cap does it for me i guess
I actually look completely fuck irl

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Just say something that would either be a conversation starter or make you seem interesting, talking about some hobby would probably work if it's not autistic.
Also, lose the cap and straighten your hair

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