Shit/feel/ (Brit/feel/) - Preubey Best Tripfag

large fornicating rubby paedophile

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oh yeah. nice lil month there cheeky lil 143k earnings. sold some trufflr oil at the start of the season, but if i'd have sold it at the same time i'd have had a 200k month
FUCK YEAH
might not be far off my milly squids year
doing muh last house upgrade to get that cellar with casks (on track for my small brewery) fucking looking good. just a spot o wifey n kids and i think my first run at this is done

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post sadmad music pls @all lads and lasses

>browsing /tv/
>eye accidently catches a tushy thread
>digital nonce hunter who uploaded himself online like Lawnmower Man reaches out of the screen and chokes me

youtube.com/watch?v=gkPxootw5kA

>GOOD AFTERNOON YOUCHOOBERS

we just going to use this epic troll thread then?

youtu.be/skrdyoabmgA

fucking brainlet thought the empire was still a thing

fucking legend
twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/1040224249582116867

I win. This is my thread.
Pay me.

I'm going to bed. Sure this will be a shit one

youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE

mexican cartel

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>match with girl on tinder
>she teaches english and like Fallout
>"[Speech 20] I love the Shakespeare novels! Did they inspire you to go into teaching?"
>pretty sure she didn't get it

hahahaha this is why you're still a virgin.

check my digits, brotherman

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tfw there are people out their that have had sex

man-moths?

I don't believe sex is something that happens.
Never seen it happen irl.

2 times lucky hehe

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not sure what that is, desu
this is sad, but also mad as it's a bit up tempo and not the usual sad tempo
or this
youtube.com/watch?v=kaDMYqUbOPU

it sold out, wow

ticketmaster.co.uk/metallica-worldwired-tour-2019-manchester-18-06-2019/event/1F00552ACE315810

16 year old slags are getting their pussies shafted as we speak lad. it's mind boggling

I've done such a massive rart on you,

>sadmad
so emo?

this was the first song i meant was up tempo
youtube.com/watch?v=qJ60al8xXoA

where's my antheads?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5WNZxoTnAA

They wouldnt book an arena they couldnt sell out. They've been touring for decades they know what they're doing

alri SP, thought you was getting on the case and sorting a new home out

Music that makes people feel sad or music that makes me feel sad?

It's a larp, a rumour. All a lie until you can prove otherwise.

>Tfw no SP sidekick to help me take down the normies

It's not an arena, it's a footbal stadium, like over 50,000 people are going to be there

Simply amazing. I read in the new about how Taylor Swift couldn't sell out her show here in the same stadium

i've been up for about 30 odd hours, losing the plot lol

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yeah that happens
how long you planning on staying awake?

So drink, drink and be ill tonight.

I'd imagine Metalicca fans are a lot older and have more disposable income that Tay fans. Still, impressive to be selling out stadium all these years. Had the chance to see them many years ago but didnt fancy it. Saw Iron Maiden at Reading one year though

i've just been drinking can after can (stella) no idea why i've not passed out yet, probably over-tired. you up to loddy?

HMMMMMMM HMMMMMMM POOOO [PPPPPPPOOOOOOOOO POOOOOOO SHITTTYYYYY POOOOOOOOOOO MMMMM PEEE???????/ MMMMMMMMM PEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Gonna watch this in bed. Half-wish I were a caveman but I'm sure it was brutal and tough most of the time

youtube.com/watch?v=o5eQjOVU7VM

MMMMMM TASTES LIKE PEEEEE? HAHA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOVE BIT OF POOOOOOO

tfw have no desire to be brash and loud. Tfw will be a virgin forever.

23 here, does it get easier?

HEHEHEHE
**jews done this**

any of you nostalgic about this period of time?

youtu.be/6J9B15JfezY

youtu.be/6J9B15JfezY

youtu.be/6J9B15JfezY

what do you think will be our next involvement? and is there any point.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LOVE A BIG POO I DO TEEHEE MMMMMMMMMMMM SHITTY POOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHA LOL! HMMMMMMMM

just quaffed a bottle of rum, well a small bottle 70cl, going to do a fat spliff and knock myself out. and been playing vidya, and occasionally listening to youtube.
loving this guy at the minute. song's a cover but a good cover.
love this because i'd love to live on a homestead somewhere, just living off the land providing for yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=eR04x5XXAwQ
love that alsaska last frontier and alaskan bush people. they're living the life desu.
would love to live on a fell in the lake district desu

no
you just get used to it getting harder

I am fully aware that I'm a worthless piece of shit, but don't really have any willpower to change it.
I'm also past the critical mass of obesity where trying to move and lose weight would pretty much just do more damage to my body than help.
I just hope World War 3 breaks out and everything gets nuked to hell so my mum doesn't have to watch me die of heart attack in 5 years.

starving lads, spent the last 4 hours watching cooking/food videos and browsing supermarket/takeaway sites and the like, feels good in a way but I have no energy to do anything

i'm no nonce, but if it's not little girl asmr, i'm not interested

youtube.com/watch?v=3SObFkKLQwA
youtube.com/watch?v=TDc3kO9vB_4

eat your poo lol

*sniiiiifffffffffffff*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ilovepoopoooopp!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA LITERALLYSHITEINMYKNOBMYDADSUCKSOUT MMMMMMMMMMM

can't, I go once a week at most

Aint even clicking this lad y'all gonna catch a case

this is seriously noncey you paedo.

I'm genuinely worried about you lil P. You're one of the most complex individuals here.
If you ever want to have a serious chat, drop me an email.

yeah too far

Do you eat breakfast/protein bars much since you barely have proper meals?

fucking hell lads

watching this lad react to listening to metallica songs for the first time, takes me right back to being 15 years old

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my nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=SGF_iTLdw4U

my naan bread ;)

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not a massive fan but love this
youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI

Currently 500mg deep on mdma in the club and I'm feeling pretty much nothing, never wanted to kill myself more. Same batch I used last time and it was amazing do I have idea. Just took my 3rd bomb so I'm going to pray this brings me to a roll

Could just be the club is shit or you mates are boring desu.

I always do it in the same club it's my favourite place and with the same mates who are all on it too loving it. Probably going to have to take a long break after this

if you're on your 3rd bomb with no effect i'd question the drugs

I just took the 3rd one 15 minutes ago so im hoping at half past I'll be up. Think I can feel it slightly coming on but might just be placebo

I'm going to bed. Winter's rolling in and so is the depression. Things aren't going too good for me.
Expect a lot of mopey posting from me over the next few months. Feeling low. Can't do anything about it.

maybe your tolerance then eh

could always be an alcoholic

proper didn't mind these when i was younger
youtube.com/watch?v=oDVsIvvFtcs

That's what I'm thinking lad, I usually take 200mg so 500 should definitely bring me up soon I hope. Club shuts in 2 hours so I'll probably be enjoying half the roll in bed ffs. Like I said though, going to take a long break after tonight and hopefully get my tolerance down

Just shoved a gram of coke up my anus lads back to the dancefloor wayhay

i miss al/ck/ :(

dead fred tonight lads/lassies
>be me
>trying to enjoy comfy britfeel thread
>hear footsteps
AW FOR FUCK SAK-
>door swings open
P-PLEASE NO??!!
>dog comes in
>he comes in me
>i cry

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fuck sake lads

not feeling it tonight, going to try and get sleepy to some ASMR and hope tomorrow is a better day

every day seems to be getting worse desu

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sod it. soz neighbours youtube.com/watch?v=HClZwFNNMKs
never knew doses of things when i've done them in the past. acid and ecstasy. i just took it and dealt with what came
had a brilliant night on E's where i was sat on a couch for 6 hours with my eyes shut just living in the moment. was a great night. people kept coming asking if i was ok, and i honestly felt great but sat at a party in 1 spot with your eyes closed didn't look like i was enjoying myself. can't remember what i was thinking of, but i know i was happy, like proper proper happy. must of been chatting with angels or some sheit
you a silly

get back to me when you don't even have the energy to turn your computer on

>you a silly
dog makes me suck willy

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I've done mdma so many times this is the one time it's not done anything. I hear about people ruining the magic from taking to much which Im hoping I havent done

no it doesn't. you suck it voluntarily
i put it to you that it is you creeping down the corridor, and the poor innocent doggo thinks ruh roh when he hears you on the prol
you pervert you

*runs off*
*comes running back with a frank sinatra costume on*
*starts kicking legs and waving top hat around*
*that's life that's whaaaaaa
*falls off stage**

never really understood why todd got such a bad rap.

He was just a guy who completely internalised certain values, he didn't know what he was doing was wrong and he was willing to help out people who helped him out

jus poured myself the last drink o the night. only had a bit of spiced rum left so topped it up with some white rum, then cloudy lemonade mixer, and it's well nice. recommend trying it

decent fan-fic mate, but i reckon i feed him then he feels the need to feed me

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nope. you suck off doggies ye perv ye

nah mate i swear to fuck, i give him his pudding, then he gives me mine

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Fuck it lads if I'm not up by 3 I'm heading home

Found out Coke Zero has been discontinued in the UK and what I've been drinking the last few months was actually "Coke - Zero Sugar"

Thought it tasted different

Most of my calories are breakfast/cereal bars. Bought some of these today and they're nice, got some ones with protein too

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you remind me of my dog, i take, he gives, i receive

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i believe you lad
i am a proffreshnol ferapist
got a friend here for you

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