Welcome to my shop, user. Are you looking to buy flowers for your gf?

Welcome to my shop, user. Are you looking to buy flowers for your gf?

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>take the scissors
>stab her in the eye
>run away

For me, it's rape.

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Nah, I don't have one, but you're kinda cute, so let's go to an arcade sometime.

m...my mommy said i had to come here and ask for my lunch money back...

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Shut your mouth and open the register. This is a robbery-desu.

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Do you sell weed she might want that instead

I'm looking for some flowers that I can buy and gift to y-you.

I have no gf.
If I have no gf, I would never go into a flower store
If I never went in, how does this woman know my name?

Hurry anons, come up with a cheesy flower related pickup line I would never have the balls to utter to a pretty girl.

I'm looking to buy a gf for some flowers.

That's literally just giving her money. She'll put em right back on the shelf

>robbing a flower shop
You'll get 80 bucks at best, kiddo

w-with you?

ha. haha.... hahaha.... BWAHAHAHA

>robbing a flower shop
>thinks his goal was to steal the money and not the flowers
You are the super retard

Why would you steal flowers?

>tfw no florist gf that gives you flowery feelings
Most new arcades are just filled with shitty phone games at this point.
I was about to say something like this.

For the same reason you would steal anything nigger

The real goal is not to steal flowers but to steal her heart

Terrible answer.

I need to get one first.

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yes. im hear too steal youre..... heart

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>Are you looking to buy flowers for your gf?
Yeah, sure
>Buys the most good-looking ones
>Hands them to her


I wouldn't ever do that with a 3D though, you can't trust 3D's

no. I am a dendrologist. do you have any wooded plants?

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you're mom l0l

textbook style drawings like this are kinda comfy to me for some reason

calm down nigga i ain't gonna eat that much cauliflower