Why aren't you girls selling your poop?
Why aren't you girls selling your poop?
Jack Parker
Evan Hill
You can't buy your dignity back after you sell it.
Brayden King
Selling your poop is dignifying. Buying it on the other hand...
Blake Price
From a purely business standpoint, selling your own feces is brilliant. That's like being able to sell bags of trash that you'd normally put on the curb. Or like selling your toenails. It's pretty vile though to be known as a poop merchant.
Bentley Hernandez
>5 stars
>14 customer reviews
Zachary Adams
Old shit is digusting, I'm into scat and you have to be horny and have it fresh to get it down.
eating it while it's hot and coming out the asshole is the ideal way to do scat play.
Jordan Ortiz
The first time I tried scat I held one of my ex's turds in my mouth and pretended it was a cigar, I liked the texture and taste, been into it ever since.
Carter Parker
>user smokes turds
Christopher Bennett
>people use hard earned money to buy your worthless, smelly disgusting turds
That's a clear designation as to who is higher in social hierarchy
Nicholas Barnes
>your worthless, smelly disgusting turds
full of antioxidants, not to mention the benefit of gut flora/immune function it will give you.
Asher Williams
Everyday we stray further from God's Iight.
Kevin Hill
This isn't shocking. What's shocking is how cheap she's selling them for.
Noah Brown
Might honestly buy some just to give into brap posters and try the scent of a girls ass.
Leo Garcia
>$10 per Twinkie
>>>>>>>cheap
Justin Collins
wont it stink like shit at customs?
Joshua Martin
>customs on a domestic mailing.
Oliver Cooper
you can send it international
Liam Roberts
For the amount of effort put into shipping regular batches? It seems pretty cheap for a fetish item to me desu
Only about 200g of feces are made per day by the average adult, probably less by her since she needs to maintain her figure, and with a twinkie's average weight coming to 42g, assuming that 33% of the weight comes from cream filling, she's only making 15 poop twinkies per day. Sold as a batch, that would be $149.92/d. About the same as an 8 hour shift for minimum wage for New York's airport workers.
Jackson Butler
My friend had to have his dad shit in a bag and have a doctor put it in his ass once. Not joking.
Aiden Walker
~150/day * 7 days * 2 weeks gives a fortnightly income of $2,100.00.
Alone that's not much but assuming she also has a primary job (since the twinkies do not take time away from holding a job) that brings roughly the same income, that's $100,800.00 per year (before tax).
In conclusion, I wish I were born a girl so I could literally sell my shit to thirstlords and make sweet sweet fetish money.
John Gonzalez
If anything I would expect them to be cheaper than normal twinkies.
Thomas Ross
Your friend is a pretty kinky guy
Easton Hughes
>poop merchant