/britfeel/

Just done a rancid shit lads. Definitely a consequence of last nights shin cup because it was spicy to boot.

Oi oiii! The county i live in just got raided by immigration. Fuckin bastads shut down 2 indians a chinese and another 2 take aways here. Fuck sake i want a curry and nothing is open until like 4pm

Rustlers are pretty good. But I'd never pay more than a quid for one.

Been eating so healthy recently yet my shits are horrible, I feel constantly bloated and am going far too often

When we gonna get Tilde in the OP as the cashier at Greggs

its not stuff like a TV that I care about.
for example I have musical instruments that mean a lot to me, I don't want them touched by someone else really.

y'right, lads?

need to get hooked on a video game for my own sanity, can't be doing with real life atm

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I'm an official representative of the person who made this OP image. They say no personalities in the OP where ever possible, with possible exception to personalities that are obvious memes rather than actually people

I usually drink water/squash/tea/coffee now but it's the last day of my week off from work so I'm going to have all the lucozade zero and cream soda I want

Anxiety?

I wish I could do this, I tried playing video games again recently and I just get mad at them, either that or they're boring. I can't sit and read I get really irritated and all my music sounds terrible at the moment.

then why would you get married my dude (and I know you wouldn't, I'm just saying that your opinion isn't the right framework to properly understand what marriage is like)
the good thing about marriage is the chance to share that side of yourself with someone, rather than to hold some aspect of yourself back as yours and yours alone

I didn't even say I wanted to get married

The purpose of marriage is to provide a stable home for children, if you are not going to have children there is 0 purpose in marriage

then why is your opinion on marriage relevant to anything? You said
>whats mine is mine, get your own
which was directly related to the conversation we were having about marriage. My point is you are not someone who has the mindset to understand why you'd wanna share your life with someone this way, so I don't get why you'd weigh in on it at all.

>They say no personalities in the OP where ever possible
Who said that? It's literally just a couple of seethanons, OP pictures have always had personalities

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>I'm not married and have no idea what i'm talking about but here's my opinion anyway

This entire country is being raided by immigration mate. The other kind

thats not even related to marriage thats just how I feel

Must be the colours and the kids keeping me alive
'Cuz the music is boring me to death
youtube.com/watch?v=BOTw26B8U2g

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the person making these new ones, I was speaking to them while they were making it. It's just a personal choice thing desu

Bring Sagiri back then

okay
but you do understand that you said that in the middle of a conversation where people were talking about marriage right? so it's reasonable that people would assume you weren't just
like
speaking to no one

It's romantic and it reinforces your commitment to society

kek
seething
>NO CHANGE NO LIKE CHANGE

Society has fucked me up the arse, I owe it nothing. I'm going to sit and rot in my room

Shippy what do you think of Tilde?

just fingered the lass from drake and josh

Why change something that's been a /britfeel/ staple for years?

>I'm going to sit and rot in my room

alright, suit yourself.

Rake leaves

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One of the more interesting personalities that inhabit this place

i'm a robo-mong i'm not getting married

I pre-ordered Red Dead Redemption II. It better be good.

I do generally like him although he has his bad moments from time to time, that aside I'm glad he seems very happy with life at the moment after struggling this year, it's nice to see people overcome struggles. Personality seems to have had a massive shift in the past week though, not sure why

I per-ordered your mum. She better be good.

Stable supply of pussy for my dick.

they stop putting out after a while

Yes yes, this is a good Xi post
But the timing of this post means one of you isn't Shippy

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Ending 77 wasn't me, I was ending 0409

Haha see what ya did there lad have a you. I think the solution here is to smoke a bowl go to sleep whilst watching gundam unicorn and by the time i wake up ill be able to go buy a take away so i dont wither any further

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why not?
different artist making the images and so a different artistic vision.
make your own if you don't like it
the alternative is using old ones.

>forebidding games
i wholeheartedly hope you fellows do not do this.

>implying you can rape your wife

you got a lot to learn little boy

>pre-ordering
for what purpose
there has never been a time where games were more available. The chances of you not being able to get a copy is exactly 0%
what benefit is there to pre-ordering? All it does is show that you are willing to give the industry money despite getting nothing in return. it's a vote for more shitty business practices

well I have to lose my virginity first

a lot of you faggots need to stop looking for mates here and get down the gym, might even find a bird to finger along the way

the purpose of marriage is personal growth. Having another person as an extension of yourself kills your ego and gives you a new view on the world. You understand your own insignificance while also feeling better able to cope with that than ever

fuck off mong I'm not going to the gym

right okay I've had enough of these pseudo marriage expert mongs
fuck off

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ten-year-olds-weaker-today-than-16-years-ago_uk_5bab7c1de4b0f143d10f07b8?guccounter=1&guce_referrer_us=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_cs=NUhLO49pbmq30-TY1nc0_Q

good news for the nonce nest

Too busy going to your mums today, lad xx

>This post coming just 2 days after Karenposter says he is 'handsome'

well no shit, those tested first would be 26 now. Of course they could batter a 10 year old

please remove the parameters when posting an article link, they serve no purpose and are ugly

>ten year olds weaker today than 16 years ago

they weren't even alive 16 years ago

Morning lids. Still feel ill as fuck since getting back from holiday.

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youuuuuuuuuu plonker, rodney

>Personality seems to have had a massive shift in the past week though, not sure why
Attempt to become a full blown normie

Possibly, I'm surprised Tilde hasn't ended up agreeing with the standard r9k narrative though after spending so much time here, because it's dead accurate.

I wonder where tilde's future will take him

you can't become a normie

You are literally a fallen normie unless you have learning difficulties

My dad actually complained about shops selling similar products for less than other shops the other day.

thats not how it works, you are a normie or you aren't its that simple

reminder that ebay is a waste of time. listing something as no returns is bollocks, the buyers are always scum who will make up some bullshit to get a refund

Tilde's made a point about 'leaving'. Again. I also wanted to keep trips to a minimum.
I don't mind Tilde as a person, but I think the way she uses this thread is pretty uncomfy. Maybe if I do another they'll be a hint who knows.
Also why is it in use already it's not October. Sacrilege.

it literally is. If you dont have any learning difficulties then you are just a normie that has become fucked up due to consequences in your life. Autistic lads were born fucked up, you became fucked up, there is a major difference.

Two things I've been doing recently

1. adding brown sauce to my bean, you stir it in whole heating them up. Try it.

2. having bread instead of toast, soaks the bean juice up better and I honestly regret having toast all this time

Just thought I'd share

Gonna make a brew, then head out on a recce to undertake preliminary surveys and research to be honest.

>September crossed out when it's still September
>overly spooky theme when we're not even close to Halloween
>far too many references to epic /britfeel/ memes

I didn't know it was possible to fuck up this badly

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no no no
there was never a chance i was born a normie

how old are you lad? give it to me straight

yes next op should just have a bare street, empty buildings, no people or colour at all.

Yes of course lad that's exactly what I meant

Here's one for you, heinz baked beans are not vegan. How does that work? How can baked beans possibly need animal products

youtu.be/7HvYXoc2Zaw?list=PLJkIWQX1L-NnuEZCE69cLyRMmnBQEvXXK

>Be vile nonce
>be grooming a real 13 yr kid
>Say you're going to shit in her mouth and beat the shit out of her. Tell her to stop talking to her mum.
>Parents find out and hand the chat and account over to nonce hunter
>"We've got the chat logs you sick nonce"
>Get arrested. Plead guilty
>Get locked away for two years.
>Even the seagulls call "Nonce nonce nonce nonce"

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I am 24 years of age

theres probably something in the sauce lod, cmon its not just some beans

fuckin hell, you need to grow up fast, i assumed you were abar 18-19

Only its "no added sugar" ones.

I grew up a long time ago when I realised I wasn't like other people

We need normie rehabilitation courses to fix the failed normies.

just had a poverty sandwich, beef pate
what a fucking joke it tastes like watered down beef and i'm even more hungry than before i had it

surely it should be normie school not rehabilitation because they weren't normies to start with

You can make beans and tomato sauce pretty easy without milk or eggs

milk derivatives.

go and work for heinz then

Sardine paste is where it's at. That or mackerel in tomato sauce mushed up.

Where did your life go wrong lad? did you get bullied at school? nonced?

I just had a tin of beans and 4 pieces of toast and I'm still starving man, usually I only need half a tin

it was wrong from the start