Im an ugly femcel that suffers from extreme social anxiety and im looking for someone that will nicely and carefully...

im around 100 lbs or so and im in the US.
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>get together and raise a family
Unfortunately this wont happen. Ive come to realize that it will be impossible for me to be in a relationship with someone because I have too many issues of my own. I might as well just experience what its like to lose my v-card for once and set my life in stone.

>100lbs.
eh, how tall are we talking, and what region of the US? i'll be as gentle as possible when taking your innocence

>how tall are we talking

I was thinking the same thing. Suspicion mounts.

Not only will I take your virginity, I'll give you a minimum of 10 orgasms and you won't have to wear a bag. Lights on or off, idc. My only requests are: no condom, and you'll also lose your anal virginity.

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Location you never said....

If you're in the northeastern US we can swap. Could bring pot if you want

5'4
The western coast
>no condom
What did he mean by this?

Do you have contact desu? Pretty sure you're overestimating how ugly you are, even if you arent I wouldnt mind

>west coast. fuck. i can't afford the drive. believe me when i saw, i would definitely otherwise deflower you (semi-lovingly of course)
midwest here. you don't want the humidity anways, though you would have appreciated my skill. how old are you?

It means I won't make you wear a condom, duh.

welp, i fucked up that section of greentext didn't i?

If you're for real, I happen to be in the bay area for the next few days for a tech conference. No paper bag required.

god you're sad

What makes you say that to me in particular?

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I live in Denver. Snapchat is night.rig

All of these men wanting to fuck you without even knowing what you look like will not be "nice" and "careful". It is obvious they see you as just a cocksleeve. It is not normal to want to fuck someone without knowing what they look like. They're horny as fuck virgins and they're going to hurt you because they don't know how to treat a woman.

I would try a different approach to losing your virginity, because you're going to get hurt doing it this way. Good luck.

>virgins
not all of us desu

Oh, trust me I am not overestimating my ugliness, you just have to believe me and go by my words when I say I am ugly because I genuinely am ugly. You can leave your contact here and I will message you soon after if you would still like to
im 18 lol.
The weather here is always scorching hot all year around.
uh I dont live anywhere near the Bay Area. I am from CA though.
What approach would you reccomend then? Please dont say tinder, I am not comfortable putting my pictures up online for thousands of strangers to see, especially those that live in my area.

> It is not normal to want to fuck someone without knowing what they look like.
true.dat, but who here is normal? I fucked some chicks off of craigslist back in the day. It's fun because you really have no idea what you're getting into. Just that something is gonna show up at my door and I'm going to have to fuck it. Didn't get any STDs from it, thank fuck. And who would be nice and gentle with a virgin? You got one chance to tear into that shit like Genghis.

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>always scorching hot
well, we have went beyond our period of scorching hot, but as i said, too much distance between us. a man can dream, though.

What do you use as contact? Any preferred method?

>What approach would you reccomend then?
Just don't be thirsty for it and be meticulous. Take your time. You can weed out those looking to score a quick fuck by vetting them. Get to know them as a person and look for red flags. Trust your instinct & intuition.

I would also recommend looking off of Jow Forums. I know /soc/ gets a bad rep for being full of normies, but with normies comes well-adjusted and will-intentioned people who can actually provide some semblance of what you're looking for.

They're also dumb as shit, and it's easier to weed out the frauds because of that.

People in /soc/ are more fucked up than they are here.

i had a bloody argument trying to defend that exact position last week

Email or discord is fine.
Do you also happen to live near me?

>because I genuinely am ugly
out of 10, sweetie?

Oh well, don't suppose you'd be willing to travel far, it was worth a shot in the dark. Hope you can find some lucky robot near you.

I dont live near you but I go to cali semi often and might move there for school. [email protected]

Don't arrange on the internet for your virginity to be taken. It will be an awful experience. The guy will leave and you will cry for hours afterwards, assuming they don't just murder you. Just carry on as you are doing until you find a kind awkward beta boy in the same position as you. Most of them aren't even bad looking if you dress them properly.

should she arrange it irl then, where ahe has apparently already had loads of difficulty?

Just get a bf allready. Grow some spine. Thats it.
Why this bait? Im just to stupid.

A/S/L?
If you're not lying. We could meet up for lunch and just go from there. I'm awkward as fuck but I think we could have a good time.

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>ASL
literally read the thread you sperg

I doubt you're a girl but regardless if you ever wanna just play some casual chess online against me let me know. Maybe that can help with your social anxiety. Don't worry, I'm not actually good at chess.

2-3 when I wake up
3.5 when my face completely de-swells
4 when I put on light mascara
I could probably reach a 4.5-5 if I knew how to cake my face like a beauty guru
I have your email saved. I will make sure to message you soon.
The thing is im not fit for a relationship at all, im too far gone at this point and the last thing I want to experience before I leave this world is to lose my virginity.

Entered late. looked up relevant info.
>2000 miles away
thanks user.
Good luck femanon.

Bro, you're 18 and you think your life is ruined?
Get off the "pitty me" high horse yeah?
Trust me, If you lose your virginity to a random person you'll feel worse.

I dont believe that last part. Go score some cock and then think about things. Hit the gym and be the hottie that the thots talk shit about because chad thundercock is eyeing you instead of them.

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This. I lost my virginity almost 3 months ago and I'm turning 24 soon.
I don't regret waiting at all and sex doesn't even feel that great, it's doing it with someone I love that makes it worthwhile.

>im not fit for a relationship at all,
explain

I will await your email

oh fugg you sound hot. i really like butterfaces. please tell me you have tint tits as well.

T. Reddit incel from New York.

id rather not go into details but lets just say that i am pathetic at all fronts of life and as a human being in general.
>tint tits
You mean tiny tits? because yeah I sure got those in stack.

apologies for the typo. i did mean tiny tits. they are of course superior in every way to big tits

95pepe#4933
Disscord
Im.curious of how do you look like

>pepe
yeah im not showing my face to someone who has pepe as their discord name

I'll talk to you to try and help you out a little if you want.
I'm too far away to do or start anything anyway.

>18
>desperately wants to lose virginity
For fuck's sake, stop. It will make it even worse. Don't be a whore. You are hoping you can buy a relationship with sex but you won't, some asshole will use you and you will feel even more shit. Just find someone to talk to online and improve yourself.

Look at all these fucking incels taking this low quality bait. Nerds.

Why ?
I'll show you my ugly fave too

it's not bait if she's real tho...

HURR DURR IM A "FEMCEL". NO GUY WILL EVER GIVE ME ATTENTION. IM SOOOO UGLY :'(

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I hope OP and all of you thirsty loser giving her attention get gunned down in a mass shooting.

All you do on this board is complaining how spoiled females are, while the same betas are giving them attention and spoil them even more.

the idea is to get "her" pic and spam it or whatever

what? no wonder girls from here won't talk to me. they're afraid i'll be you!

I'd smash and dash you. Discord?

FAKE NEWS MY NIGGER

have you never seen an actually unattractive woman?? they look much worse than this and their esteems usually too low to go around posting pics/look at me posts on reddit. like whenever you people post pics of landwhales you kind of forget those are real people who are probably way bigger robots than you

she seems socially dysfunctional. she met someone a couple weeks ago and she's so happy she could fly? she seems like the super clingy type that will nag her bf about marriage after just a couple months "because it's time".

just according to my keikaku (tl note: keikaku means keikaku in japanese), nobody will lose their virginity tonight!

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add me on discord thotterdamerung pls

They never did orig

fuck thotterdamerung#6192

add me on snapchat rowank77 you wont regret it

feelsbad I'm also a femcel, op is probably overestimating how ugly she really is. I've been the butt of jokes in group chats just for being ugly. I've kind of settled on the fact that i'll never be able to experience a loving relationship.

does that sound like something a femcel would say? I need to practice femcel speak so I can bait retards desu

>"i'm a femcel"
>thread gets 31 individual posters, most of them begging for contact details
You realize femcel is an oxymoron?

OP do you have Kik, or only discord?

it's not polished smooth enough yet, bro. keep working on it.

>take my virginity away
basically you want to get back on Jow Forums bragging about finally being a normie.
how moronic.

btw, virginity is your best asset.

I'm 40 and virgin, and a 38 coworker asked me out (fuckin' FIRST TIME in my life a female did).
she told me she never dated anyone, yet she was eventually able to throw her virginity away 3 years before.
this news literally GROSSED ME OUT.
I'm sure she meant "there exists some dude out there who was OK to stick his peneor etc"
but those word actually meant "I'm DEM FUCKIN USED ROTTEN GOODS, will you marry me?"
no, thanks. go back to Mr. Penor McPenile, wasted thot.

That is a cutie, damn. OP is bating to help blackpill me even more on men and this thread is fucking lame. But thanks for posting a cute chick user. I did not read any of her garbage because I know it is just shit.

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You are not 40
Or you are proof that virginity stops a man from becoming a man and keeps him in a child state of mind.

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>t. yet another normie trying to troll r9k

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About time someone pointed out the desperation of young guys these days. Glad I grew up three decades ago when men were men.

This a troll trolling a troll right

at this point i don't even know anymore

Do you have just one reaction image

here you go: reaction image

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Yes im glad ur a 40 y/o on Jow Forums too daddy

fuck this world fuck this body

I am a 45 old woman virgin would anybody suck my penis before suicide

Whiteknight harder. Maybe you'll eventually get laid

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I grew up isolated and I'm kind of weird because of it. I don't think I will ever have sex, I do well to maintain any social relationship.

>not wanting someone who truly loves you to take your virginity
K Y S

i swear i've seen you before, read a bit of this thread, i am also from CA, email me at [email protected]

If you are in europe i will fly to you, i want to lose mine as well.

why?

is virginity an illness?

Op, as long you have a pussy you can choose the men you want. Just don't smell like death, take showers everyday, brush your teeth and get ready to lose your virginity.

I would travel 1000 miles from where I live to America just to make you start feeling better with your body and your mind.

This. I'm a dude but I lost my virginity at 21 to someone I didn't like and sex with her wasn't even fun. Find someone you actually care about and have a low key relationship.

>this
if you open your pussy lips to a crowd of men, the chances of the best man being motivated to reach you first is not going to happen. it is the manslut that will boost you with praise and fake love to perform their pump and dump ritual.