30+ Thread

30+ Thread - Too young to be old, too old to be young

Is there a low-key eugenics program going on or something? I'm wondering this cos I'm almost certain people in London now are more beautiful/handsome than they were 15-20 years ago. I heard this theory from a crazy man that London somewhere down the line London's gonna be a high-tech walled city of rich, beautiful people with us poor plebs requiring visas to go in and out of the city for the menial jobs. Like some sci-fi utopian city surrounded by a slums.

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35 here.

What do you mean"somewhere down the line?" It's happening now innit?
I fucking hate London anyway. Burn it to the ground (again.)

>What do you mean"somewhere down the line?" It's happening now innit?

Well, I'm still living here. For the moment. I'm waiting for when my brutalist design high-rise flat's service charge increases to a point when I (my parents) no longer afford it.

>I fucking hate London anyway. Burn it to the ground (again.)
Do you live here?

>cos I'm almost certain people in London now are more beautiful/handsome than they were 15-20 years ago
nah dude. it's a combination of skincare being very popular now in comparison to the past, makeup being more advanced than it used to be, and fashion trends just evolving with time (hair/clothing/accessories)

ugh. beautiful people.

Only 21 but people say I look and act like I am over 30. Why do I look so old?

Oh, and I live in London. Everyone here looks depressed from what I can tell? Not sure.

Go fuck off Zoomie. 30+ thread

kek
like israel you mean
although the beautiful people part is debatable

>Only 21 but people say I look and act like I am over 30. Why do I look so old?
Fuck off.

Maybe.

>like israel you mean
Israel is complex issue and steeped in thousands of years of history.

I feel like London is where they're just (silently) booting out poor ugly people.

Getting older I realized that emotional pain doesn't outweigh physical pain. Pain just adds up.

Arthritis and regret. The future looks bright.

is it even possible to make friends after 30?

no. no one in America has time to do anything anymore.

congratulations, you zoomed your way right into your 30s!

32 here, where are my wizard bros at?

From our starting base? Not really.
Even discounting that, at 30 people are starting to settle down with kids and if anything their social circle starts to shrink.

Let's take the statistical view:

say a := age, and since we are in a 30+ thread, then
P(make a friend | a>30) = P(a>30|make a friend)*P(make a friend)/P(a>30) = P(a>30|make a friend)*P(make a friend)

Statistically we make most friends (say 90%) prior to age 30, so we estimate
P(make a friend| a>30) = 0.1 * P(make a friend)

so it's unlikely, even if you are well adjusted.

Smoke cigarettes. It forces you to congregate with other smokers.

>be 29
>post here

what are you gonna do

Nothing, you're born 89 meaning you're not an elder zoomer.

You know, I'm starting to have difficulty discerning between hipsters and regular working-class people. I swear, speaking as a person who has the same amount of style as a brick wall, style has become so homogenised.

Before I could tell who was from "the ends" and who was some hipster slumming it. Now everybody has this distinct "indistinct" look.

>be 28
>"lol just start lifting loser you'll be crushing girls"
>lift for three years
>literally the horniest I have ever been in my adult life, random boners until afternoon
>still can't talk to women
>about to explode
wat do guise? Is this a stage?

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I really hate weekends, especially Sundays. ugh

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You don't fucking talk to women.
I can't believe people fall for the trolls.

99% of all people on the fucking planet meet their wife on the work place/university/hobbies, but NEVER on the fucking street or in a bar.

It is possible to get interest from women but you will DEFINITELY know it: if she makes eye contact.

If she doesn't "invite" you with her eyes, you don't fucking talk to random women. That is just plain creepy.

32 and my hair keeps falling out more and more.

Oh no no no

Whatever...

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I guess like most other pieces of advice it's supposed to lead you into correcting other parts of your life but like the autist you (or I) are, you concentrate on that singular part of the of advice without considering the wider implications of it.

Fuck no. Not any more. Fled back in 2011.

>Fuck no. Not any more. Fled back in 2011.
To where?