Where does the noose go?

lol normalfag thinks he is such a saint for giving the big speech to some random guy he will never look at irl

yeah at least do something crazy before you an hero. go blow your money on your favorite food and then fuck a whore or fulfill some sexcapades

>wanting to help someone makes me a normie
>wanting to help someone means i must think myself as a saint instead of a decent human being
You should be the one tying the noose instead of him.

i'm trying to help him

you're trying to make him keep living out of your own selfish fear of death

before you die try and get some mdma and lsd, take them both and sit on your bed and listen to music
if you still feel like killing yourself then go for it, but it might open your eyes or something

once i hang myself theres no going back but with cutting veins i know ill go half way and then pussy out
already have, i dont really care about sex anymore anyway, i actually have nothing to live for

>im trying to help him
Sure thing, faggot. You're just being a retard and projecting your own insecurities about life onto me.

You should go out and order a helium bag, its 100% effective and probably the easiest way to go out
what made you decide to kill yourself?

RIP kido, it does get better. Don't do it like you see in the movies, its too painful. I would suggest looking up the old kid who live streamed him self with the nike just do it shirt on. You want your knees to just be off the ground so you cut your blood supply and not your breathing tubes. Thus you just get light headed and fall asleep but still breath. Think about when MMA fighters are choked out. This is also how its done in prison.
Best of luck, dont end up a cripple on life support

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You have depression. That's why you don't care. And probably because you waste your time on Jow Forums instead of finding a reason to live, like living itself. You really wanna die so soon? Think long and hard about all the shit you'll miss, big and small. You'll never get to see a beautiful sunset again or have any chance of having a wife and, if wanted, kids. You will completely destroy these potentials, 100%. You can't even post on here again. Give yourself at least a month. In that month I want you to get on some meds and remind yourself every day that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

>with cutting veins i know ill go half way and then pussy out
mate you cut your arm deep longway real fast and your artery will be open you'll die in 5 min

also why do you want to die kinda curious now?

> ou'll never get to see a beautiful sunset again or have any chance of having a wife and, if wanted, kids. You will completely destroy these potentials, 100%.
thats such a dumb meme argument
Once you're dead you won't know you're dead so you won't miss out on these things

You'll miss out on them anyway, and you know you will right now. So it doesn't fucking matter if you won't when you're dead now does it?

he came up here with his 'I'm going to do it' thread so everyone is allowed to say what they want.
now, OP, start doing what the gunnery sgt user told you or he'll shove your balls down your throat, and this will be more painful that your fucking rope.
and I'm the second who cares here.
now send me fuck off as you want, you spineless bitter fags who actually never would hang yourselves but that are always ready to encourage others to suicide.

yeah but by being dead you get to avoid the shitiness of existence, so its a win win

yeah but im willing to lose all those things since i physically wouldnt be able to care about those things when im dead.
got given a bad hand/doomed from the beginning, hate seeing everyone around me having a better life than me.

Let me stick my penis inside you then.

You can also avoid the shittiness by balancing it out with the happiness.

That's kinda gay my dude...just go in grindr or whatever it's called. I haven't showered in 3 days

>I haven't showered in 3 days
That's ok, me neither.

LA CREATURA ORIGINARIO

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ok you asked for it man.
>shits down throat

oh look, someone posted what I was talking about.
I bet it was that white knight

I like to think of it as a marginal benefit marginal cost question
If you look into the future and how your life is most likely going to pan out and all you see is pain and misery and loneliness, then it sort of makes sense to kill yourself. If you consider the state of being dead as "neutral" utility, then continuing to exist will give you negative utility (because life is most likely going to suck), so it makes sense to kill yourself

that is assuming you place no intrinsic value on living

No, I'm asking you to back up your talk.

Look up the book Suicide and Attempted Suicide: Methods and Consequences, it'll tell you everything you need to know.
Geo might have also put the relevant chapters on suicidemethods.info/ but I'm not sure, have a gander and see what you can find.

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>wanting to help someone makes me a normie
yes, "muh suicide prevention" is normie as fuck
>decent human being xD
reddit
Wanna spam some hotline numbers too

>hate seeing everyone around me having a better life than me.

it's all an illusion mate, even normies in their alone time dread their existence, they are all faking it.

If you don't kill yourself tonight and pussy out then what is left is to find purpose, when i wanted to die i joined the military, i thought to myself "maybe i'll find purpose or towelheads will shoot me, it's winwin".
i was stationed in mali and during my time there we took a camp from som al nosra cell, we freed a bunch of niglet girls from a shack, they were sex slaves, you see i thought that day if i died a few years ago those girls might have stayed slave to crazy negros, now i don't have a purpose since i'm out and depression is back at me but i won't kill myself cause maybe i still have things left to maybe you too, find purpose, i mean even those terro cunt found their purpose in jihad, Jow Forums assholes found it in fighting for their race /r9gay/ found it in sucking dicks, you need to find it because when you do you'll regret event thinking about dying (look at rucka rucka ali same story)

> rucka rucka ali
holy shit I haven't heard that name in 8 fucking years lmao

doesnt seem like an illusion to me, i was a normie once and i didnt dread existence back then. Also what happened with rucka rucka ali?

But you can't predict the future. You can ease the chances of it going one way or another though, and that starts now. There is literally no excuse for suicide unless you're in extreme physical pain because of some horrible disease. Extreme emotional pain can be cured.

>doesnt seem like an illusion to me
well most normies i know dreaded loneliness because being in group would stop them from thinking about their condition (they dread boredom more than anything cause it live them with their thought)
i know right, i was just remembering his story
>Also what happened with rucka rucka ali?
he tried to kill himself some years before becoming rucka rucka lai and making a fortune, he is a good exemple of someone who found his purpose wheter one like his music or not is off the point

>you see i thought that day if i died a few years ago those girls might have stayed slave to crazy negros,
>actually caring about niggers
-INHALES-

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You find a beam attached from one wall to another and tie the noose onto there. Noose is a terrible suicide method as the success rate is like 70%, 30% chance you'll survive and get taken to the loony can or you end up a vegetable. Might I suggest something like /helium/ or gunshot to the head/heart. If you can't obtain those things, then jump off a high building or a bridge.

I hate to give you this info OP, you do what you got to do but I hope you don't go through with this. If you do decide to go, say hi to Willhelm I and II for me.

t. krautnigger

no guns in the UK. Where do i get helium?

not really caring but you know negros or not, sandcoons or not i don't like to know childrens are suffering, what can i say it's how i have been raised

>But you can't predict the future
this.
you'll never see how it all will go if you're going to quit now. it's impossibile to know. only living you'll see. why don't you wait and see? what does it change now to wait?

suffocation hurts like shit unlike that artery thing

>not really caring but I've been raised to care
Are you that faggot that keeps posting black asses in the catalog?

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nope, i just don't like to see kids suffer what can i say?

Then look away and quit fighting for kikes.

i'm not in the military anymore
also i don't care what kikes want or not i did it for myself, anyway wether i fight or work kikes are the ones getting the benefit, if you don't want to do anything for them you might as well be dead, until you can take the fight to them you can only live under them don't bother preaching to a converted

Attach it to the bed and jump out the window.

>look away
>owoo he's ruining our suicide encouragement, it's so well done reee go away

dumbass normalfag, playing e-therapist helps nobody but your own ego. seriously, you should kill yourself

Go to a party store and get a tank or order it online. Still tho its risky as a lot of companies dilute the helium slightly with 10% oxygen and that won't kill you.

>solution to all and every problems/arguments/bad mood/bothering people: suicide
YOU should kys, cunt.
but you don't, bc you're so good in defending those who wants to do it, but you're too much of a trembling pussy to go, right?
is this the reason you like so much thinking to people who want to die?