Fuck couples

Why do couples have to be such shit company?

Seriously, can these motherfuckers go two minutes without having to suck each others faces off in front of everyone? Like, I get that you're in wuv and all that superficial bullshit, but do you really have to flaunt it to the fucking world? Fucking empty-headed show-offs, man. I know that some faggot will be along any minute to scold me for being a surly, bitter neckbeard or whatever, but at least I make a goddamn effort to make people feel welcome 'n' shit unlike these ignorant fucking couples who are just too far up each others asses to acknowledge the other poor souls around them. I don't wanna sit there like an asshole twiddling my thumbs whilst you dizzy, slack-jawed assholes fucking swap salvia. Its awkward and ignorant and no way to treat a guest; leave that shit behind closed doors and make a fucking effort before you invite people out to dinner or whatever. I swear, there should be a law against public displays of affection in this damn country.

Fucking dough eyed morons.

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I also hate PDA and resent anyone who practices it. Holding hands is ok in public but slurping and tongue kissing, especially if you are in other people's company, fuck them.

Glad i'm not the only one who is repulsed by these stupid fucking Disney-brained idiots.

Exactly the same way. I have to drive a couple home from school everyday as well as another friend of mine and that's all they do in the back seat. I'm honestly thinking about just telling them to find another ride home because of how obnoxious it is and how it makes the others around them feel very uncomfortable.

>Fuck couples
Yeah I'd fuck couples alright

>tfw my only friend got a girlfriend
>he pays more attention to her now
>they hug and kiss in public all the time
>he talks to her more
>doesn't walk with me anymore
>never asks "do you want to eat here?" anymore, only says "I'm eating with x if you want to join us"

I'm not saying he's obligated to be my friend, but if she wasn't around he would be again

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Guy with GF here

I also don't like PDA very much. I know what it feels like being single and seeing the shit.

Yeah, I love bringing girls to parties and get togethers and stuff, but I'm very self-conscious about PDA. Don't want to be that guy, you know? I'm content to just hold hands and be close, and I always try to engage everyone socially, not just her.

Agreed, keep it to yourselves you goddamn animals.

I want to suck off a girl's face so badly

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I'm a private person, I upset my gf when I don't want to hug for a long time or tounge kiss in public. I like that kind of thing, just not in the sight of others, am I in the wrong here
>reeeee normalfag fuck off
I know, sorry robots

Yeah, I stopped hanging with my friends because their PDA makes me feel awkward.

Calm down, Elliot.
But yeah, fuck people who do this.

nothing wrong with hugging in public, or having a quick kiss on the lips once in a while. if you refrain from everything you appear like a faggot who is ashamed of his girlfriend and she won't like that.
tongue kissing is obviously wrong and should not be done in front of others.

This is why my gf and I keep our hands off each other at the gaming store. Just being together causes enough butthurt, we don't want to rub it in.

looks like someones jealous they don't get to share intimacy with someone else haha faggot loser

>be with bf almost 5 years
>rare PDA, sometimes don't even sit together at gatherings
>friend of ours finally gets a gf
>immediately invites her over to show off
>full on making out, rubbing each other, holding her in his lap, borderline lewd
>they break up within a week

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I agree with you man. Me and my bf aren't all over eachother when we're out in public, especially if we're hanging out with someone else. I remember when he came to visit me we spent like 2 hours with my uncle hanging around and eating, then he left us home and as soon as he left, I was like "oh my god we haven't made out so far!" And I jumped him.

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What is this PDA you faggots all talk about?

Repeat after me - The world doesn't give a fuck about your loneliness.

we know, you retarded faggot

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Even if I had a gf myself, I'd find it annoying. I wholeheartedly agree.

I mean nobody wants to see two faggots going at it

Only did PDA at a dark bar when none of our friends were around. Oh and once to try and make a drunk old guy stop bothering us but it didn't work

Faggots love reminding the world how gay they are; their entire personality is based around being a cocksucking queer and anyone who has anything unflattering to say about it is just a homophobic biggot nazi caveman

wtf is PDA? personal device assistant?

When my girlfriend and I met we spent like 2 hours making out on a bench on campus
It was great

I had a group of loser friends last year and now I'm the only one without a gf

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>I had a group of loser friends
I hate how you fucks always feel the need to drag other people into your dirty bathwater.

public displays of affection
no need to thank me

PDA means Public displays of affection.

While I get what you're saying, you shouldn't call it "superficial bullshit", as it's obvious how it's not just superficial bullshit to you, you take it as a serious offense.

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public display of affection (usually refers to kissing)

Evan is that you?
in a blox kind of way though.

>tfw gay
>tfw pda is even worse since people are gonna look at the 2 guys kissing even more
even holding hands is bad

Well, as someone with a wife, my confusion is why anyone with a partner would even bother having friends. Everything's just more fun with the wife.

Although yes, if we did go out with anyone for whatever reason, we would have enough grace.

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Just another thing saudi arabia got right and every other country in the world got wrong.

Why do i keep seeing this pic posted? I live near Mississauga btw

Guys what are you supposed to do when you're with friends and they just go into couple mode while sitting across from you. I can't stare at them but it's also weird to deliberately look away.

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I feel you. I had a roommate once who was a cyborg and it was great until he got a girlfriend and she began sleeping over all the time.

If they're sucking face in public they dont seem stable.

Maybe in the honeymoon stage but as adults that shouldnt be the case. If they're like 16 or younger they're just having fun, no worries

She probably sees it as reticence to publicly confirm your relationship through those actions and maybe a bit rejected as well. You can try explaining it to her, there are plenty of angles from which you could make your case. Just be sure to address her concerns.

>tfw used to think PDA is disgusting
>tfw discover that I'm into exhibitionism
>tfw had oral sex in public and someone walked in on us, didn't even have the decency to feel ashamed

I can't judge anymore, I'm a fucking degenerate it turns out

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Are you in Syria?

>Disney brained idiots

I love that one my senpai

walk a bit closer to them, squat slightly, make binoculars with your hands and stare at them.

No but i hate being noticed

Sounds like you were the only loser friend, user.

>Evan is that you?
No, sir; my name is Jacob.

>my confusion is why anyone with a partner would even bother having friends
Well, we're both really into tabletop RPGs and those are more fun with additional people.

Eh? I only posted it one other time in a thread about the last text we received. I don't imagine anyone else would've saved and posted it. But hi fellow Ontarian.

my gf likes to kiss my cheek/neck in public just cause she knows it makes me uncomfortable

sorry