H-hello Anonymous! How w-was your day? What c-can I help you with?
If you've g-got a broken heart, a situation you need advice with, or n-need help balancing a complex assortment of psychologically active medications, I'm h-here for you!
Don't s-suffer in s-silence any more, Anonymous. vocaroo.com
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Sage
i cum to you nightly
My day was good! How are you?
I feel really bad for people that actually have to do this to get through to someone
W-what do you mean?
Word?
D-does nothing
Oh I c-can't complain
word
what is that word on your refrigerator
Taxes.
B-bird bird bird
That sounds nice! I had the day off so I spend most of my time napping and posting on Jow Forums
I love Old Bay! Each year when I go down to Rhode Island I bring back about 5 cans of it. What have you been using it on?
> vocaroo.com
Surprising. I always thought you were a man LARPing as a woman.
I just sent out three applications for a few jobs. Wish me luck, senpai
I d-don't mind
W-why did you think that?
Good luck lovely
Just a good ol' black tea. None of that fancy shit
>W-why did you think that?
There's an old saying going back to the early 2000s "no girls on the internet".
And thank you. Actually I have been putting off writing applications because NEETlyf is comfy and what not, but I am on a way to become a better human bean, so this is part of that
Ah w-well, I c-can't taste any of it any way
Hey Alice. Have some Italian jazz rock
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>Ah w-well, I c-can't taste any of it any way
T-thank you! I just s-saw an Italian today!
I h-have depression
Yep I also spend some time on /b/ some years ago and I used to be in your posts in 2016? Can't really remember. Anyway good to see you here on Jow Forums!
where's my spiderman?
I have never heard that depression affects sense of taste.
Also, I have been on antidepressants since 2014 or so.
If you here since 2004 you already be familiar with the no girls on the internet meme. Stop lying. Return to twitch/reddit. Sage.
What the fuck?
I'm half Italian so that makes 1 1/2 Italians in one day!
*waves*
Well you could look at this photo of Vinny from Vinesauce if that counts as seeing one
I'll ask
Ok.
h-hi alice
Hello d-darling
i have been dating with a 30 year old woman with multiple personality disorder, one personality is borderline, the another is histrionic and the last one personality is antisocial. She had several boyfriends before me and im afraid of being abandoned but she said it will never happen. Should i trust her?
*blinks slowly* T-there is no such diagnosis of multiple personality disorder. W-what is her actual official diagnosis from a doctor?
hello alice. I haven't seen you in a long time. Hows it going?
unidentified personality disorder/histrionic personality disorder
Is your name Anne-Maria
fuck off ugly cunt
open bob bitch lasagna
hey it's you again, how's it going? it's been how long since last time you've been here?
give me the image on the paper covering your face
P-pretty good!
Nope!
*blinks slowly* N-not disassociative personality disorder?
I w-was sick
Why are you lying about your name being Anne-Maria
I'm n-not, because it is n-not my name.
That's good to hear
where you been? were you sick?
C-correct! I h-had that really bad flu that was g-going around.
W-what about you?
Lying is a sin "Alice"
what a stronk flu!
Doing great actually. I've spent time off Jow Forums which in result has made my pretty productive. Been studying calculus and catching up on some history. Mostly stuff about China
Is it Melanie
Wow! N-nice! Go for the gold dear
Woah I'm surprised I remembered that
It's a pretty name.
Hee t-thank you
well, good to see you again!
Alice, have a good stay on Jow Forums!
Its been some time since i last saw you
T-thanks, I will
Decanting from such a height!
i'm fine honey, how you doin now?
Buh bye.
Later!
FUCK YOU GIVE THE PICTURE ON YOUR FACE COVER