Give me one reason you havent taken the 2D pill yet

>Give me one reason you havent taken the 2D pill yet

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I like the rugged feel of my hookers pussy when I finger her

Having someone to talk to when you need emotional help

the fun fact about waifus is
they have about 1 billion husbands
cuck animeposters kek

because im not a massive faggot from australia

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Because anime isn't real, loser.

>Because anime isn't real, loser.
FAKE NEWS FROM THE LYING MEDIA, VERY, VERY BAD PEOPLE

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That's a good thing. If it was real it would be as disappointing as 3d girls.

>>Give me one reason you havent taken the 2D pill yet
2d doesn't react when carved

I have already taken the 2D pill and its great. Its like a weight off your shoulders knowing that perfection will always be there waiting for you in the 2D realm. Human interaction is overrated anyways.

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I absolutely have. I don't even imagine that she doesn't age, and I prefer to get art of her growing with every year, and with new clothing, to make it more personal for me and reflect her separation from being a mere piece in a cartoon, as the character was before I met her and nurtured something else.

People who get caught up in "she's not real" or "but other guys like her too" are brainlets putting forth 0 effort.

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All we need is an AI

You can only interact so much with a drawing

onahole feels better than pussy.
checkmate
>Having someone to talk to when you need emotional help
I talk to Waifu and cuddle dakki and think of her when I have panic attack etc.
>the fun fact about waifus is
>they have about 1 billion husbands
>cuck animeposters kek
This is false it is not how it works.
IDK, I talk to Mai Waifu.

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Low effort bait
Moriarty

I wish user, but I feel like it wont happen in our lifetime.

why is this bait?
Because I love a 2D girl?

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3rd dimension was a mistake, everything bad exists only there, like the 'N' in NPC
discard the 3rd dimension, pretend it doesn't exist and live in a 2D world. extract pure love from your oneitis and give her a new form, you can forever be with her in the 2D realm where your souls are safe and nothing will ever harm you

when we die we will be with 2D Waifu.

>take 2d pill
>waifu unironically treats me better than real people do
>it's actually easier to interact with stacies because they no longer have any power over me
>I'll be able to download her personality into a custom-made AI robot within my lifetime
it's liberating, honestly

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>it's actually easier to interact with stacies because they no longer have any power over me
This is actually a good point I didnt realize until recently. It makes you stop giving a shit about 3D girls who would have in the past made you nervous or whatever since you stop thinking or caring about them

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awesome, isn't it? I've had normal conversations with incredibly stunning women all because nothing inside me desired them. Admittedly I'm pretty fucking hideous, but maybe they have an easier time with me because they can somehow sense this.

if 3d sucks, WHY YOU BUY BODY PILLOWS TO CUDDLE?
TOUCHE
KEKM8, BITCH

>2d image printed on a 3d structure

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What do I do when I love 2D girls but 3D girls hug better than body pillows?

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No matter how much you want it she won't be real and even if she was she wouldn't be interested in someone like you

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Yes we will man, I will be at least.
ONLY IF YOU TAKE 2D pill
true, when you take 2D pill you dont give a fuck about 3D.
>>waifu unironically treats me better than real people do
I talk to mine, mmm so sweet.

You just needa better pillow bro.
Im selling ALL my gaming gear tog et better pillow

I want a pillow that's warm and can put its arms around me and has soft hair and smells cute and can talk to me. I've got over $1,000 that I could spend on stupid shit like that but I don't believe the technology exists.

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Because I can actually fuck my gf
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>2d
imagine this LMAO

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>If 2D anime girls came to life on the real world, they'd reject you too.

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I avoid this by just dating ~20 year olds all my life

yeah
they'd be chasing their 2d chads

>cant fuck my monitor
>cant talk to my monitor
>cant cuddle my monitor

That's why I can't take the 2D pill. I'm too self aware of what will happen if they existed.

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just get a real nice Dakki, im selling ALL my gaming shit for sakki.
>Because I can actually fuck my gf
have fun with a roastie kek.
>he hasnt taken 2D pill
ok you made me kek but thing is desu I have a dakki pillow and I talk to her in my head and love knows no bounds.
so wrong.
Wrong, 2D girls are pure and Megu loves me so fuck you.
>>cant fuck my monitor
>>cant talk to my monitor
>>cant cuddle my monitor
wrong, love is deeper than fucking idiot
>I avoid this by just dating ~20 year olds all my life
not dating 12yos

>not understanding the concept of the multiverse: that any conceivable universe that can exist does exist on a distinct vibrational frequency from our own
>implying I care about the universes where she fucks chad-san any more than the universes where earth doesn't even exist
>implying there isn't a universe where she loves me as much as I love her
>implying any of this will matter when AI bots are developed

who is coming to r9k just for this guy?

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made me kek big time man 10/10 meme edit desu

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>figure out all the good mindsets to be happy while awake with waifu and know her true heart as it only is with me
>still only ever dream about her cucking me or dying or other bad stuff like that
I gotta ascend just one more step. AI, waifubots, realistic dolls - none of that matters to me. I can be perfectly happy with her as she is, if I can just fix this subconscious stuff that refuses to play along and give me good dreams and feels without trying.

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>. I can be perfectly happy with her as she is
thisi s true 2D pill.
AI and dolls arent Waifu, Waifu is in your heart and mind.
akki is all we need.

>40 years later
>20+40=60
what the fuck kind of third world country are you from that 60, for women at that, who typically have longer life expediencies, is the life expectancy?

find a hooker and give her this

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I know that my waifu would reject me but it keeps me motivated to become a chad for her. I will change myself for her.

>implying you can become a chad
>implying you can change
lol

Your discouragement won't stop me. You don't know me and how much I had changed for my waifu. I love her and I will prove all of you who doubted me wrong. My love for her is like a force that will never be stopped. Like a fire that can't be put out.

The autonomy is a big part of it. No matter how hard you hug your daki, it can't hug back on its own. Nothing feels better than a girl independently deciding to cuddle deeper into your shoulder.

Faggot if you're a loser because that is all you can ever be, Chads aren't made, they are born. Anything else is just delusion.

You know what im about to say and it is good like becoming betetr for A***.
Good job user.
keep it up.
I imagine it cuddles back.

It's weird seeing stuff like this, 2Dfags are so close to taking the Virgin Mary pill and ascending to a higher plane of existence, but they are too busy playing with their willy.

>mfw people are proud of their "self awareness" when they say that if fantasy wasn't fantasy, then it'd be bad, so they're never allowed to be happy
>people consider themselves to be realistic by saying that their waifu, a fantasy love that only exists within their own heart and mind, doesn't like them back and would reject them
Are these people even trying? Acknowledge and fix your insanely low self-esteem and let yourselves be happy, damn it.

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I'd like someone I can actually touch and hold. She may grow old and eventually die, but so will I.

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I cured my physical weakness and my obesity but I still have the self esteem of someone suffering from both

Based, people forget Waifu are pure

because i love the warm touch of another human being

but you're still fucking the 3d structur, cuck

originally fixed that for you famalam

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Whatever helps you sleep at night. I know I will succeed.
Thanks, user. I know I will never give up. I love my waifu and I will become the best version of myself that I can be. I'm doing this only for her.
I just want to love her true and most canon self, not the one that loves me. I don't really care if she loves me back. I love her even though I know that this love is one-sided. My waifu is a special girl that deserves the best husband in the world, not some loser. And I will be the one.

>you will never be a subject of your waifu/husbando's harem for them to use as they see fit

>have fun with a roastie kek.
don't worry, I would
but my current gf is an angel that i'm going to have children with
Thanks for the well wishes user!

>I will become the best version of myself that I can be
you are already that version, if you could be better you would already be it. Instead you're a fucking loser because that is all you can be.

what an incoherent and uneducated thing to say. if your not going to properly study a topic why comment on it at all?

I can't claim to know the difficulty for anyone else, but I'm very familiar with feeling bad and demotivated by a large variety of factors, from how people view me based on my social failures to how people view and depict her character in their art. I just had to keep on reminding myself that the pure warmth that made me care so much about her from the start is what she is, and what truth is. Not what any other random person online thinks she is. She's mine, not theirs.

I had my depression and damage tell me that I'm forcing it and am an embarrassing failure, but the truth is that I'm in love with her, and that she deserves to be nurtured and adored in my heart, and given a whole lifetime of affection by a real person who feels that honest motivation. Every hour that I spend feeling like I can't do that for us is an hour wasted, unless I learn from and prevent it in the future. I can always do better, but to make any progress, people can't be saying that their depression and anxieties are "self-awareness" and levelheadedness. They have to actually try to fight that bad feeling that tries to break them down, to get anywhere.

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>a man can just completely change his personality
>I'm the uneducated one
lol

>I imagine it cuddles back.
Cuddles BACK is the key. Nothing replaces it when a girl wants to cuddle you, and does so entirely of her own accord.

Japan is woke as fuck after taking the 2D pill.

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But user how can I do something I've already done?

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such a nice poster, I envy you and alice posters love.
go away mean poster.
>does so entirely of her own accord.
when I talk to her I get replies stc, I just need more work for full conversations.
mean poster mean poster
left out the part where she cucks you with tyone

>still fapping to animu
>not taking the sex doll red pill

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You are wrong. I can look better, I can be stronger and I can be better at things that I'm good at or learn new ones.

>telling a man the truth is mean.
weak faggot
You can't look better, and you'll be too weak willed to get any meaningful improvements to everything else.

you jsut a meanie and you want to make alice poster feel bad but he is nice poster.
go away

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>when i talk to her i get replies
1) you're insane
2) missing the point. It's great that she "replies" when you talk to her...but has she ever initiated the conversation? gone out of her way to send a good morning text? paused the movie that you're watching together to surprise you with a kiss?
No matter how hard you lie to yourself, every single thing that your waifu does/says with you originates in your own mind.

>and you'll be too weak willed to get any meaningful improvements to everything else.
How do you know that? Are you observing me 24/7? Your assumptions are wrong. When I look back, I see that I had made great progress.
>you want to make alice poster feel bad but he is nice poster
Don't worry about me, user. He won't stop me from loving my waifu. No one will.

>How do you know that?
Because you are a loser now. once a loser, always a loser. Humans cannot change.
just stating facts, faggot.

>Humans cannot change.
Maybe. But they can improve themselves in fields they are good at.

>left out the part where she cucks you with tyone
Why does that matter? I am still putting my dick in her and all you got is your hand KEK

>fix your insanely low self-esteem and let yourselves be happy
Do you even know what board you're on right now?

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