When did you realize that most girls your age have tried anal sex before?

one of them bled a bit btw, my dick is average. but there is no eloquent life experience than staring your post-sex eyes in the mirror while cleaning blood/shit off your penis.

theres just no way this is possible

when i tried it

it amazes me the likelihood that you will end up with a bunch of slimy shit all over your dick, no matter what she eats. it's pretty much a 50/50 chance every time, less if she does stuff like bleach it and give herself enemas.

She got tired of dilating, so her vagina is pretty much closed at this point.

ok so this is a joke

When I hung out with Chad one time, because he told me to build him a computer and he was clueless about that shit. He was nonchalantly texting like 3 Stacies the entire time while I was putting video cards into motherboards. I told him he must be a pretty popular guy for his phone to be blowing up all the time and he says "dude read these texts this girl is so fucking dumb"

He told me to read the part about Stacy asking what a rusty trombone is, but I scrolled a little further up and saw her texting him things like "ughhh i need to wash my assholeee next time you fuck me there :("

its not hard being a gay man

I had a similar life lesson. Made me realize that not having women constantly texting you was not the norm. Always wondered what it was like to have them just throwing themselves at you.

her vag is shallow because she's like 5'0 and 90 lbs and I have a 6.5" pencil dick, so I guess it hits the end and it hurts
but she also has buttplugs and dildos, that she just uses on her butt so I think she might just be into anal or something

why would it not be possible?

when you said dialate, i figured you were fucking a tranny

wasn't me, obviously that person was joking

bro that isnt obvious at all, you know where we are

I honestly feel disgusted by the notion of being in a relationship with non-virgin female. I just can't imagine myself being with a woman that has been fucked in every hole possible by other men and has had other men's cum on every single square inch of her body.

>That desperate attempt to rub her own clit because she know's it fucking sucks
LOL

my gf is same height and 95lbs. im only 6 inches and she can take all of it so it work out i guess which just says people are all dif. ive had anal before but prefer vag how abou you user?

>ok so this is a joke
>obviously that person was joking
>that isnt obvious at all

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The difference between you and the other guy is the fact that women's vaginal cavities loosen and get longer when they're having sex with someone they're attracted to.

man cmon bro i mean that is the case for a lot of women but maybe op really does have a special case

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Do you worry about the shit that got stuck in your urethra?

In a college reunion party (that I went only to stay at a corner and drink like the my feet hurt pic) one girl said that a "very close friend" not only liked anal, but she liked it more than vaginal and that she told her to give it a try.
I believe she meant herself but tried to pass it off as someone else, but a few of the girls there agreed when she mentioned it

I try not to think about it

it's never been TOO gross, thankfully

I can only pray that the generation born after the collapse is free from the plague of sexual indoctrination that afflicts our own.

Dont ask. Start by putting your thumb on her asshole during regular sex and work your way up. Asking is for pussies.

>society collapses
>we go back to stories of guys telling each other about the weird sex shit they did
>back to girls telling guys about weird stuff they did to bfs in the past
you are so disconnected its comical

I don't know what you're trying to say, but a lack of pornography would be a good start, post collapse.

>porn memes
Current gen and upcoming gen have less sex than previous generations.
Homeless doom "collapse" niggers like you have this fantasy that the world will end but that shit is a hopeful fantasy.
So get off the mcdonalds wifi you homelesss nigger.
Go get a fucking job and suck it up like the rest of us.