Where do you have sex when you live with your parents?

where do you have sex when you live with your parents?

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>normalfag advice
There's a board for that.

Your room user, it's all about good timing
source: my senior year

where do you have sex when you don't live with your parents?

im just theorizing

In my room. Dresser pushed in front of the door.

Port-a-johns, phone booths, bus stations, photo booths, inside of parade floats, out behind dumpsters, in the cold-beer room at the 7-11, the restroom at the dunkin' donuts, lots of places

In your room at night

you and your girlfriend pretty much need to wait til one of your houses is empty. or just find a secluded spot and fuck in your car. make sure its not a sketchy place just try a neighborhood at night where people dont take too many walks

In my room. I'm married and live with mom. It's annoying though because she's creepily nosy and doesn't respect privacy.

This but I have a doorstop that goes beneath the door and my hand is pretty quiet

Your mom's house, of course.

In her room
Her mother lives with her but we just do it while she is sleeping.

Motel, or if I don't have money, my car, on the roof of buildings, forest trails, empty baseball fields, Dennys parking lot if I'm feeling extra greasy

wherever her incall is or if shes down for a car date, just find a secluded area

Your mother is a voyeur

it's not so much that, it's how do you convince any girl over the age of 21 to sleep with you when you live with your parents

under 18 year olds get the FUCK out of this board NOW

>where do you have sex
In your imagination

in the butt, user

Car's the most common place to fuck outside of a house.

In bed with mom when dad is out.

Next to the vase with your Grandfather's ashes of course

>tfw 25 and still live with larents because they let me and instead of paying rent i dump money into savings

Your room unless you have Christian parents like mine.

Maybe if she spied on us but she does shit like come in cookies and milk or just like sit town beside and talk about stuff.

when i lived with my parents i would bring this one bitch in my room and fuck her. of course, my mom started getting mad that i was "disrespectful" about it and so i had to start sneaking them in through my window. eventually it just lead to a bunch of arguments because i was getting in trouble for it and i didnt understand why so i moved out.

Infront of them
Assert your dominance OP

Unless youre a boomer any zoomer can make it work cuz a lot of people live with their parents while in college

This, living with parents is really underrated.
My parents practically begged me to visit them all the time, so I just said fuck it and moved back in with them. No more rent, plus they pay for all the groceries.

In your car inside your garage

>he doesn't want to be a virgin and have wizard powers at 30
the absolute STATE of this board

My parents don't care if I bring a woman home to have sex. In-fact they want me to be normie so badly that they even meme about me doing it.

That said, my problem is me, I just can't imagine myself bringing a woman home to fuck at my parents house.

Better off taking an UBER to her house since all women are strong independent now.

You can also avoid paying rent by taking the voluntary homelessness red pill.

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>still lives with his parents
>has sex ever
Pick 1

In my room with the door open

My room
The guest bedroom (the bed is a lot bigger and it's where my girlfriend sleeps when she's around because my mum doesn't like us in the same room alone despite being 22)