I'm an actual vampire I've recently gotten really addicted to blood ask me anything comments about larping will be...

I'm an actual vampire I've recently gotten really addicted to blood ask me anything comments about larping will be ignored

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shut up op you faglord

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I want LARPers to leave.

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>autistic boy watches anime
>chewing on his nail/finger
>skin rips, 1 drop of blood comes out
>autistic boy licks it off
>Hey guys.. Vampire here.. Rawr..

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are you a girl user?? i wouldn't mind a cute vampire to spoil and be infected by

im an actual tranny ive recently ogtten really addicted to HRT ask me anything comments about larping will be ignored

why would i do any of that user?

I have a lot of blood on my dick. Will you suck it from me? :^)

actual vampires don't need blood user it's more of a drug for me

how much blood you been drinking each day?

can you prove that you actually are a vampire?

how would you like me to prove it?

I've got fangs if that will help you

can you post them then?

can you be my cute vampire bf thanks

alright user why not this is not an original comment

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How many centuries old are you? Also, can you drink my blood, please?

I'm not centuries old user I was born around 1995
vampires aren't exactly immortal but we age very slowly compared to normal humans

so do you kill people for their blood? also how did you become a vampire?

where are you from user?
I might be interested

I don't kill people i just use a needle to extract some of their blood
or if they're clean and consent to it I'l bite them

The US, east coast

how do you look user?

small pale borderline underweight asian

can I redeem my vampire bf now

so how did you become a vampire

can yo post more Lucky Star images? I miss Lucky Star.

I'm not too sure just over time i slowly realized it you sound really cute user yes you can redeem your vampire bf?

thought it was cute and would make the thread feel welcoming

ok where do I get him post contact

You don't mean those images right

didn't mean to add that question mark whoops

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do you have a throw away discord?

vampirebf#2321

how many of you are there user ?

tfw tranny energy vampire how did you become a sanguine vamp user?

Who's the best Lucky Star girl and why is it Tsukasa?

>I'm not too sure just over time i slowly realized it
kek what were the signs then

>tranny energy vampire
can you tell me more about this?

extreme sensitivity to heat
blood cravings nearly impossible to sleep at night

really strong immune system
etc

>extreme sensitivity to heat
damn but in skyrim vampires had a weakness to fire

>a thousand tranny threads each fucking day meanwhile occasionally you get really cool shit like this thread poppin up and some of you scare them away or ignore the thread y'know even if he's larping atleast this is interesting and original even if he's larping atleast he's put in the effort i personally miss these satirical posts

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