I'm an actual vampire I've recently gotten really addicted to blood ask me anything comments about larping will be ignored
I'm an actual vampire I've recently gotten really addicted to blood ask me anything comments about larping will be...
shut up op you faglord
I want LARPers to leave.
>autistic boy watches anime
>chewing on his nail/finger
>skin rips, 1 drop of blood comes out
>autistic boy licks it off
>Hey guys.. Vampire here.. Rawr..
are you a girl user?? i wouldn't mind a cute vampire to spoil and be infected by
im an actual tranny ive recently ogtten really addicted to HRT ask me anything comments about larping will be ignored
why would i do any of that user?
I have a lot of blood on my dick. Will you suck it from me? :^)
actual vampires don't need blood user it's more of a drug for me
how much blood you been drinking each day?
can you prove that you actually are a vampire?
how would you like me to prove it?
I've got fangs if that will help you
can you post them then?
can you be my cute vampire bf thanks
alright user why not this is not an original comment
How many centuries old are you? Also, can you drink my blood, please?
I'm not centuries old user I was born around 1995
vampires aren't exactly immortal but we age very slowly compared to normal humans
so do you kill people for their blood? also how did you become a vampire?
where are you from user?
I might be interested
I don't kill people i just use a needle to extract some of their blood
or if they're clean and consent to it I'l bite them
The US, east coast
how do you look user?
small pale borderline underweight asian
can I redeem my vampire bf now
so how did you become a vampire
can yo post more Lucky Star images? I miss Lucky Star.
I'm not too sure just over time i slowly realized it you sound really cute user yes you can redeem your vampire bf?
thought it was cute and would make the thread feel welcoming
ok where do I get him post contact
You don't mean those images right
didn't mean to add that question mark whoops
do you have a throw away discord?
vampirebf#2321
how many of you are there user ?
tfw tranny energy vampire how did you become a sanguine vamp user?
Who's the best Lucky Star girl and why is it Tsukasa?
>I'm not too sure just over time i slowly realized it
kek what were the signs then
>tranny energy vampire
can you tell me more about this?
extreme sensitivity to heat
blood cravings nearly impossible to sleep at night
really strong immune system
etc
>extreme sensitivity to heat
damn but in skyrim vampires had a weakness to fire
>a thousand tranny threads each fucking day meanwhile occasionally you get really cool shit like this thread poppin up and some of you scare them away or ignore the thread y'know even if he's larping atleast this is interesting and original even if he's larping atleast he's put in the effort i personally miss these satirical posts