/britfeel/

Get check for Gandhi

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hey lads just got my bull prepping loiscense

Trying to choose between 3 toasters from Argos. 8 pound more for a bigger size and a lift and look function

kekked, well done boy

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Very niec post ybh

any dubtrack boys around?

Lift and look is pretty useful

after a few times dont you know how done your toast is after x amount of minutes anyway?

slow tonight lads, pick up the pace
youtu.be/L9r-NxuYszg

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Dont try to dictate the pace of the thread or tell me what to do.

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Probably, but you don't always have the same type or size of bread. Might just buy the 7.49 argos simple value one instead of the 27.99 one

youtube.com/watch?v=0lpCW9h8ou0

Late night k-girl asmr

Latte is a gem

>tfw ywn have her come back from greggs with your steak bake and then having a nap on her boobies

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Because you don't need to. You have a million outlets including your amazing life and mates you keep posting about

Do you really think its necessary to tell a place populated by a bunch of NEETs and depressed virgins how drunk and how amazing the girls are at your club? Or how you're going travelling around Europe with your mates or how good you're doing at uni?

You're fucking deluded at best, no matter how much you warp yourself to be nice and fit in here it just comes off as disingenuous and condescending. Now go on and circlejerk with your retardspeak comfy comfyfren lid fren comfy fren lid discord :(((( sad fren

all nighter? lets play some timesplitters, flame tag, on chinese then a game of here comes the pain

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she's too pure for this thread lad

ahh man kinect memes take me back

I poured too much rum into my chocolate milk and now it taste like shit....

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getting very sick of these orcs boys
youtube.com/watch?v=4DBxDSiMey4

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youtube.com/watch?v=Njt_5t7bFcM
this is a bloke
how mental is that lads???

imagine sitting with her in PJs brushing eachothers hair tho @__@

ok im gonna need a nice, stress-free casual game to pass some time, ive heard good things bout stardew but what other options are there?

chess, lichess is a great website

trip on crona lmao

>Tfw no Timesplitters HD release

want to play some virus mode online tbqh

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can't evn keep jt in the old thread like asked.
pltny of lads that dny choke on room mould like you her
your obesss with me tring to fit in is a common theme, wodrs in my mouth anout brjng straight or claiming to be robot
Just sad.
night lads sleep tighyty

man get a load of those fucking udders
she knows it too

Timesplitters was pretty great

Those are actually disgusting good grief

getting battered at chess doesnt sound stress-free tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=0Kf_rmeEK50
when will it be my turn boys

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i mind talking to a bird on msn, playing ts2 story mode co-op and having a laugh with my mate. i hate the fact that i'll never experience that again lol, the new ts re-release is looking promising

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Rewind?
Looks like utter shit.

dude if you lose you lose, it has a good matchmaker, you'll be playing players at your level. Learn at your own pace, it has a nice online community, plenty of great free youtube resources,

lichess.org/uuoqQygN

Someone play some chess with me, I'll take you to school

you literally added me on steam and called yourself a "recluse" to me. Then asked me how to become popular and I told you to avatarfag as an anime girl and you started that, I then deleted you. Maybe you forgot with your very busy and amazing life though.

One of my favourite game series, tried to emulate but the controller felt wrong.

Yeah Rewind seems like it'll never happen, but I just googled it and apparently it got bought a month ago and they have "plans"
eurogamer.net/articles/2018-08-15-timesplitters-has-a-new-owner-and-plans-are-afoot

i think you under estimate how much of a brainlet i am lad

>rewind
uch i think it looks decent man, not seen much lately, just player models and shit, what's wrong with it
im just fucking dying to play something like flame tag or virus (hospital) online

State of seethbin

Yeah what you doing?

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Holy fuck. As soon as I saw those dark nipples I knew those milkers were milking.

Xd glad I stayed fr a bit to see the reply
shit stirring mong, yuo just kept repeating that id get a boyfeien and memtioned len, which I didn't even ask or seek for then, confusing me: I askd how to stop mods delegin my posts because of sahiris
In telli the "truth" you manage to still lie
christ it's lkke conversing with a 9 year old
fairs 2 udid get the recluse bjt right tho, in my defense I had been out a handful of times in abojt 5 uears but evidently it isn't the case
night for good kek

time for some chicken super noodles

britfeel chess club when?

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not chicken and curry though? shame

>christ it's lkke conversing with a 9 year old

as he types in complete barely comprehensible gibberish, how ironic

>not chicken and curry though?
fuck mixing them there's only chicken or curry

Come on lad time for bed now

lichess.org/5eV5tzXD

someone /nightchess/ with me

Just utterly shot you down mate, no coming back from that even with the retard spelling

you could have fellated him on discord, fren :^)

At least you tried, ebin mate. That's what counts isn't it?

nah there's this cheap brand that give you chicken noodles with a curry sachet to mix it with, cant mind the fucking name of it but two peaces with that, you're laughing

might add some grounded peppers and some tumeric to it

any "jobs" were i can work with animals that'll let me live a decent life? i don't care about money but just want to work with animals

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Just said something stupid in another thread I'm going to bed I hate this place

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Link us before you go to bed lad

None of these toasters are highly rated on amazon, they are full of people whining that it doesn't properly toast or breaks. Fucking why is it so hard to buy a toaster fuck

What did you put man? I've done it before too so don't worry.

lucky you're user then eh, you could say stupid shit all the time and have a tripcode

any nice fren lids aboot?

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here my man origanalllllllllllllll

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aboot but bored as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=5nAliuOEe60&index=3&list=PLD15CD73D63FBD42E
sorted now mate

Fukin el' ayup lads. The nonce whos using ve chess game; hes up to some fuckking sneeky shit. Lad's got fuckin hax I swear

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Sage tea, and salt and pepper bloomer toast. Not a bad way to start the day.

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fuck chess, quality but you need a rainman type brain to realise all the tactics, lets have a game of checkers instead

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>that abyssal feel when you're just smart enough to realise you're very average and probably won't achieve anything at all
feelsbadman. I'd say if only I tried harder at school, but my family situation was fucked from the getgo.

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absolutely based from ebin once again

No shame in being average, user.
its never too late to improve

Not bad try this
youtube.com/watch?v=-gwquyjMYiA

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i just shat out my liver lads is this normal is it safe

im not a doctor but id say shitting out your liver isnt normal

>first day of uni in 4 hours
>just realised theres no milk in the fridge for a bowl of crave when I wake up
the days already doomed

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cheers, that's top notch, "i can still taste his delicious bum" #blm

you should be alright mate, go to sleep and wake up, you're good, if you don't wake up then, well, one of they ones innit

Mate, improving costs money. Basically took all my 16th money to buy 2 dumbells to do basic arm exercises with, not that I can even afford to bulk up that much to begin with. Now I'm heading into work I've not got the fucking time to do anything else I'm happy with my hobbies regardless; as long as I make one person smile with some random shit meme I spent hours one, then it's probably more efficient use of time than fuck all at all; be the change you want to see and all that malarki

>there are nonces in this thread RIGHT NOW that fell for the uni meme

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>date a Chinese girl
>get free food from her parents takeaway

Ive finally learned how to use chopsticks too

>banging a qt chink
>free food

literally living the dream user, gods speed

Living the dream lod

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right it's time to build new digs this place is getting cramped

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It's a pretty cosy deal, often very surreal.
I don't like making a fuss about the food because her parents are very hard working and I don't want them to have to go out of their way to accommodate for some white dude that dumps loads into their lovely daughter. She's extremely smart, beautiful and inherited her parents work ethic (she works full time while also doing her masters degree) I love talking about her which is only gonna make it more painful when she inevitably dumps me

Still not over my east asian ex-gf, been 3 years now

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>downloading self improvement apps on my phone

i must be serious this time haha

youtube.com/watch?v=GssZZp57OhM
well i suppose you better let them in

what a fucking film

Good Christ. Cut those things OFF.

BARF BARF BARF.

What would you do if they government kidnapped you and made you into a slavie and they said "you had your chance to be a wagie"

And offered you either lifetime enslavement and physical labour

OR

you have to take hormones and have a sex change and become a transgirl

OMG you like this hack overrated director and his most reddit film, fuck off normie. I'll give you a piece of my mind and show everyone how based i'm.

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hmmm.. what'd you have in mind, georgie boy?