ITT basic vs ideal gf/bf thread

interesting
are you also asexual, or do you just not plan to have sex with your gf ever?

Basic:
>Somewhat smart atleast
>Not a drug user
>Less than 3 sexual partners, absolutely no hookups
>Not that fat or atleast willing to work on it
>Not terminally ill
>Lives in the nordic region
>Okay with my shitty life situation

Ideal
>Willing to wait for sex
>Someone who I can work together with to make our lives better
>Virgin
>Can talk with me, about anything
>Likes to do stuff indoors mostly (vidya, anime, movies etc) but can also enjoy the outdoors stuff with me
>Has pretty eyes
>Lives in mycountry

I'm more of a gray ace I think. I find men and women attractive but I don't enjoy the thought of having sex with them. I find the female body indescribably beautiful, but sex organs, while not ugly or anything, don't interest me. there's no desire to fuck them. I'm best left with my fantasies, though do like the thought of being a father, I don't know if I would want to do the traditional way.

I guess a sexually active ace who just enjoys gay fantasies and worshiping the female form but not in their presence haha.

I like female companionship so I could have an asexual GF and just have someone to be around and enjoy the company of.

By sexually active I mean masturbation. heh

>basic
we have to meet through real life. real life relationships are hard enough to maintain for me already, i don't think i can make anything that started out online lead to meeting up.
>ideal
he has to have impossibly low standards otherwise he wouldn't agree to dating me. very patient and understanding. is a khhv with no dating experience like me. will give me lots and lots of affection

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>basic
Thin
Less than 5 partners
Not South Asian
Above 4'11"
Not obsessed with social media
Takes care of herself.

>Ideal
Sharp, angular features
Feminine
Pale skin
5'6"-7
Fit
Smarter than me
Crazy about me
Shares my shitty sense of humor
Enjoys physical activity
Appreciates the shit I do for her
Not a virgin, but no one night stands.
Foreign

Minimum
>conversational skills
>smart
>good hygiene
>not fat
>white or light skin

Ideal
> Shorter than me (5'10)
>Stable and good paying job
>white european
>fit

I'm not that picky, I just wanna feel loved

This, except for the nordic region part.
We gonna make it bro

I have dropped out courtship and socialization so long I don't even have basic requirements aside from "don't have a dick" and "don't be fat".
Ideal is ofcourse be 2D

>ideal
anyone

Basic:
under 6'2"
7/10 face
Not fat
Likes some similar movies/games

Perfect:
Right wing
Under 5'5"
Skinny
Likes Pokemon a lot
Shows no interest in millennial bullshit music like edm, rap, etc

Girlfriend landed somewhere in between.

basic:
>over 5'0"
>not dark skinned
>not obese
>not deformed or otherwise very ugly
>politics not radically opposed to mine, or otherwise is not vocal about politics
>no more than 5 sexual partners (negotiable)
>not overly fraught with piercings or tattoos
>hair isn't dyed a wacky color (negotiable)

Ideal:
>5'6" or 5'7" (close to my height but just a little shorter)
>white or eurasian/hapa
>skinny, maintains her health
>redhead (if white), does not dye hair
>has a qt european
>wears minimal makeup but still looks qt
>supports my political views but does not hold her own
>fiercely loyal
>virgin
>dresses conservatively in public
>down to fuck before marriage, but intent on marrying
>extroverted, understands my social awkwardness but encourages me to become more social
>encourages me to get fit
>has some shared interests with me

>Basic
Not fat
At least average face-wise
Single digit notch count
Over 150cm/4'11'', under 185cm/6'1''
Decent hygiene
At least 40% white or east asian ancestry
Less than 30% black ancestry
Not a feminist or leftist. Exactly how much I'd be able to stand in that direction is inversely related to how political she is.
At least average intelligence
Is able to start and hold a decent conversation (I suck at it, so someone has to)
Not more than 2 years older than me.
Kind and somewhat feminine

>Ideal
Fit, firm and slender
Top 5% face-wise
Virgin before we met, but can't resist me and fucks me everyday
Between 165cm and 175cm in height
Pale skin and 80% white and/or east asian. Blue eyes are a plus.
Right wing and anti-feminist. Looks forward to taking care of the home.
Not too religious
Can cook
Wants 3 or 4 children
Intelligent, but not more than me.
Interesting and knowledgeable.
Cheerful without getting annoying.
At least 10 years younger than me (I'm in my late 30s)
Kind, feminine (without getting childish) and adoring of me.
Prefers dogs
Likes to be outdoors
Doesn't have a lot of friends, especially friends who come to our place.

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min: warm + easy on the eyes (high standards, I know)

max: all that PLUS smart. fuck it... I'lll say super cute or even hot, too. I'd like a blondie with blue eyes and a nice rack on her. I know it's a crazy thing to dream, girls like that barely exist anymore. And I want her to be special. I know that's a tall order, but still...

>be a girl or guy and not morbidly obese and be from the 919 area code.

my kik is silversurferfan92

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Left. She does look good with make up on the right but for some reason I just prefer left.

My coworker is my ideal gf
She is so nice and qt and funny

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hair color like that is how nature says stay away

It's how my dick says "yes please"

minimum:
>any fucking race
>any height
>any hair, eye or skin color
>any body type except being super fat
>has some sort of a hobby
>isn't as poor as I am
>atleast watches movies or tv series

Ideal:
>white
>5'6 to 5'8
>d cup
>blonde with shoulder long hair or shorter
>medium body type, a bit chubby tho
>has adhd and is air headed
>reads
>is quite talkable
>optimistic and kinda silly
>has a science, technology or engineering background
>is talkable
>has a confident and hardworking side
>is loyal
>is good in sports
>likes rough and fun sex
>likes to travel
>financially stable
>has a good sense of fashion
>same age as me or few months older

>D cup

dont do it breh, your hands cant handle mammaries of that magnitude