October 1, 2018

>40 days until my 23rd birthday
>4 years since I left social media and isolated myself
>6 years since I've accomplished anything

Time is one hell of a bitch.

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FUCK YOU STAHP IT I DIDNT ASK FOR THAT FEEL NOW

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I've decided, starting this month, starting today, i'm going to get into shape and slim down a bit.
I'm skinnyfat and read on Jow Forums that cardio was the way to start with someone of my body type.
Thought I could do a 10 min session but stopped at 5 mins into the workout because my legs turned to spaghetti.
Wish me luck bros.

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You can do it bro. I dropped from 240 to 155 lbs in the last year, and I'm going on a 10 mile hike tomorrow. The old me would never have believed it possible. If I, I of all fucking people can do it, then you absolutely can.
Protip: Drink a fuckton of water. It literally helps almost everything.

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I also advise getting a foam roller and using it several times a day. Especially before and after your stretches as well as exercises. I just use one all up and down my back, and it's godtier as fuck. Helps my shitty shoulders, feels grand on lower back, and I always stretch better and farther (further?) after using it

Thanks user, good work on losing that weight
>Drink a fuckton of water. It literally helps almost everything.
usually do, will sometimes have a cup of soft drink for dinner though, i'll start cutting that and have water instead.

thanks for the tip user

>time flies by when you're a faggot

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I'm 24. What will happen if I don't become a normalfag?

bad things will happen.
you don't necessarily have to become a normie, just follow their footprints and you should be fine

You'll become a wizard if you wait long enough
Of course if you're not a normalfag you're a kv who never had a gf, yes?

Did we win something, why do I have a hat?

I started losing weight in September and I've lost 7 pounds already. All I do is just keep my calories below a certain amount and walk 1 hour (usually 3 miles) at least every other day. Keep in mind that this won't really make you fit, but it'll slim you down at least. The hardest part is getting started, at the beginning of the month I found it really hard but it's pretty easy now.

I've kissed a girl and had a gf, but I'm a virgin. 95% of the girls I've dated did it out of pity, and didn't even like when I asked them out (they blatantly said this). None stuck around, none want any contact. But I'm more worried about not having something resembling a life

they're all so shitty holy shit

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anyone else here at some point start to realize how fast time really goes by? or is this just my horrible phobia of death speaking. i've seriously started to see these weeks go by as if they were days. it's scary.

seems like life starts to fly by once you start wagecucking full time, its been 3 years and it felt like just yesterday I graduated

truth be told i start college next fall. i'm probably considered a baby to some, but every day and night i feel like shit because i'm going closer and closer to oblivion. doesn't help i just spent 3 of my highschool years in a shitty relationship. need more time.

Whoooaaa time passes hahaha wtf xD

>underage
>had gf
why the fuck are you here. get lost kid.

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just woke up

thought about this exact pic as soon as I saw the hats

Help me brahs

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It's my birthday today fuck

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>October 3, 2018
Ketchup, holmes

literally haven't done anyhting this year. failing a subject is the highlight of my year

I turned 30 March and still haven't done shit with my life. I managed to lose 100 pounds but ever since losing my job in February I've been gaining it back from fast food binges and soda addiction. I lost all my muscle mass. I've been living the neet life since then. My mother died a few years ago and my father deserves a better son. My non-meme unironic small penis cripples me with anxiety towards women. I'm too afraid to commit suicide and I don't want to hurt my surviving family members but I honestly feel like they would be better off without me. I deserve to be in the hell I'm in.

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>People born in 2003 when Jow Forums was launched will mostly have sex for the first time next year
>In fact, statistically speaking and by UK standards, 20% of people born in 2003 already had sex as we are talking
>I'm still a virgin
This is the worst feel

This is terrifying
Also the fact that we are closer to 2030 than we are to 2006, unironically.

>we are closer to January 2020 than June 2017

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I couldn't actually believe that one at first. I hate that feel

This one is a bit more meh because 2017 was one horrible year for me, literally the worst in my life
(not like 2018 or any year before was any good though)

Looks /comfy/, thank you

>The NEETbux are rolling in
>It's getting cold so the streets are empty and you can stay inside
>Homeless people are traveling south for the winter
>Candy ultra cheap

It's been a good start of the month for me.

Happy birthday, Jow Forums! Try not to kill yourself today!

October 1, is never a good day . . .

>it's already been 2 whole years since the election shitposting
Fucking how

>today is my last day of work
I have months and months of solitude and immersion in digital worlds to look forward to.

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