Performing the Wedding of your crush

> be me former incel
> fail career options
> embrace faith and become priest
> feel saved and leave Jow Forums
> cutie former crush, hits me up
> were freinds and close ones, rejected me
> performing her wedding ceremony in a few days

Guess something had to throw me back to Jow Forums.

Attached: Amen.png (680x453, 656K)

This is the path you "wanted" volcel.

You are right, I guess you can't escape from your problems.
I might have chosen the wrong path.

Only faggots embrace catholicism. Come to Islam and we'll promise you a life of virtue and women.

Virtue and women in this life or the next? What makes Islam more real than Christianity or Catholicism?

islam wouldnt be too bad if you didnt had to pray like 5 times a day and marry your 9yo daughter to an old man

I'd rather saty a lonely catholic than embrace you devil-worshipping goatfuckers.

Both

The sex is great though

Begone you devil! The Apocalypse of saint John as foretold the comming of your false prophet!

Fuck, a bit of good old crussader spirit can always raise a man's mood and religiosity.
~OP

Serves you right for resorting to religion. Cuck.

Blaze a trail and be the first priest to fuck teen girls instead of young bois.

ur still an incel

You literally worship the same entity muslims do, so I guess that makes you a self-admitted devil worshipper. No wonder God has been so cruel to you.

>former incel
>priest
>blabbering

Checks out

No the Apocalypse of Saint John states that at the end of days a false prophet from the Devil will emerge pretending to use the name of the true God to bring death and destruction.

So Islam.

>end of days
>1300 years ago
It does make in the sense that it was maybe God's end of days and the miracles and all the good shit associated with early christianity sort of gradually fizzled out about that time, but there's hundreds of reason why that's just plain fucking stupid.

Actually, a random retard writing a book stated that.

So kill yourself.

Attached: 1492316163553.gif (500x300, 971K)

yeah totally legit story .

That's just a divine form of cuckery

you such at photo shoot yoiu deserve misery and oain

Attached: anon sucks at photo shoot.jpg (1844x1229, 805K)

Is that why you're stuck on the anime site full of lonely virgins and faggots, Mahmoud?

Allah is great. The women will come. The virtue is already here.

Such a kind user. Thank you. One of these days I'll let you share a kid with me.
~OP

Allah is ga5bage and so are you, shitskin.

Or your elders will take four wives and leave you none. That's also quite possible.