> be me former incel > fail career options > embrace faith and become priest > feel saved and leave Jow Forums > cutie former crush, hits me up > were freinds and close ones, rejected me > performing her wedding ceremony in a few days
Guess something had to throw me back to Jow Forums.
You are right, I guess you can't escape from your problems. I might have chosen the wrong path.
Jack Bailey
Only faggots embrace catholicism. Come to Islam and we'll promise you a life of virtue and women.
Eli Wilson
Virtue and women in this life or the next? What makes Islam more real than Christianity or Catholicism?
Austin Martinez
islam wouldnt be too bad if you didnt had to pray like 5 times a day and marry your 9yo daughter to an old man
Justin Hill
I'd rather saty a lonely catholic than embrace you devil-worshipping goatfuckers.
Brayden Young
Both
The sex is great though
Carson Robinson
Begone you devil! The Apocalypse of saint John as foretold the comming of your false prophet!
Fuck, a bit of good old crussader spirit can always raise a man's mood and religiosity. ~OP
Zachary Adams
Serves you right for resorting to religion. Cuck.
Bentley Moore
Blaze a trail and be the first priest to fuck teen girls instead of young bois.
Nathan Edwards
ur still an incel
Nicholas Martin
You literally worship the same entity muslims do, so I guess that makes you a self-admitted devil worshipper. No wonder God has been so cruel to you.
Caleb Turner
>former incel >priest >blabbering
Checks out
Joseph Campbell
No the Apocalypse of Saint John states that at the end of days a false prophet from the Devil will emerge pretending to use the name of the true God to bring death and destruction.
So Islam.
Brody Scott
>end of days >1300 years ago It does make in the sense that it was maybe God's end of days and the miracles and all the good shit associated with early christianity sort of gradually fizzled out about that time, but there's hundreds of reason why that's just plain fucking stupid.
Nathaniel Fisher
Actually, a random retard writing a book stated that.