Brother is getting married

>brother is getting married
>bachelor party with all his friends
>don't know any of them but have to go anyway
>dad gives me $500 to spend at the strip club
>go to strip club
>nervous and need a few drinks to loosen up
>sit by the stage with a bunch of money on the counter
>the strippers stop and dance in front of everyone else and just walk by me
>go and sit at the bar
>strippers come by trying to sell dances
>they talk to everyone but me
>drink some more to get the confidence to ask one for a dance
>ask one that I find cute
>she says she's not doing lap dances tonight
>one of my brother's friends proceeds to talk to her and she gives my brother a lap dance
>a few of his friends also buy dances from her

If I'm so repulsive not even strippers want to take my money, I don't see why I shouldn't kill myself

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>shave
>shower
>lose weight
how hard can it be user

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>shave
>shower
>lose weight
>get decent clothes
>get a haircut
>get in shape
>fix your fucking posture
>learn to talk to people
>find common ground to talk to people about
How can it be hard?
Because it fucking is.

It's hard to shave and shower and not stuff everything within sight down your gullet?

It's hard to go to a barber and get a haircut? It's hard to stand up straight? It's hard to get off your fat fucking ass and move?

This one's braindead. Charlie Mike.

It's hard to find motivation to do so after so many failed attempts.
I simply can not talk to people, which demotivates me from doing some of the other steps.
It's not hard as a whole most people just can't get over one of the stepping stones.

Why not go on Grindr and have sex with women (males)? Or men I mean the least you could do is let robots TOP you so they can lose their virginity. What else have you got going on? And yes thats pathetic to be passed by strippers lol

Well take HRT and transition it sounds like you are failing as what you are now you might as well try to get chad

Women are monsters OP why do you think robots like traps some of us have to go with men too

Abloo bloo my life is so much harder than everyone else's. Stop making excuses

You could LITERALLY fix like 5 of those things before noon.

Maybe you are a homosexual? Women can tell or you are just a creep idk..

You are a spoiled loser fuck off

Get a robot BF OP you would be doing him a favor, suck him off play video games with him let him shoot cum in your butt win win

try this:
>walking on the street
>giving a little glance at people moving toward me
>they instantly look away/down

Seems like you want to butt fuck men OP

Well resort to men like the rest of the robots do start with /lgbt/ or Grindr and dont expect to be a top at first, you will be a bottom.. and you might not be fucking (getting fucked) by a 8/10 prob a 3/10 at first

Spend that 500 on a escort or go to /soc/ and have sex with a sissy bottom (male) or let them pound your bussy

You should spend that money on a cute dress

>about to get married
>lets go to a strip club!
how is this a thing? I would not accept this from my girlfriend/future wife and I would not expect her to accept me doing this either, wtf

Lol not like you will get married so you wont have to accept anything

>glorified hookers not wanting to make 500 dollars
wtf is this shite? talk to the pimp in charge of the club
he'll smack some sense into them

True I forgot about that, still in a hypothetical scenario I wouldn't accept it. No wonder divorce is so fucking sky high.

I did everything from this list and nothing changed. Life is a meme.

At least you got 400 something dollars nigga. I would be happy with that.

Its a last time chad can go to the strip club before settling down with stacy celebration.
Its a burger thing

Why should you bother with women? I got my dick sucked last night for free by a trap on Grindr go flr what you can get.

>Actually wanting some disgusting harlot to give you a lap dance for insane amounts of money
Just fucking pocket the money and call it a day. Also, they can tell if you're forced to be there or not and don't want to bother the guy who obviously has been pressured into going. She assumed you asked for a lap dance after drinking heavily because you don't want to be there but want to fit in.

You as well have sex with women (men)

I wouldn't say to have sex with men if you don't want to I mean give it a shot I did once and I didn't like it

>don't waste money on whores
>buy something nice for $500
It's that easy.

He should buy a wig a dress and makeup

>just fix everything wrong with yourself lmao it's easy for me so why isn't it easy for you bro

>merely be yourself except fix everything

He should become a trap I'll fuck his bussy

Did your brother fuck any strippers? Did you fuck any of his friends or suck them off?

Try a male strip club its way more fun and relaxed

How big is your penis? Do you think you could fuck a trap or transition?

No, I don't. How can you know that?

You need to try it at least user

Traps are easy to find on grindr you don't have to touch their boiclits just fuck them

I've been rejected about 400 times over last 2 years.

By men or women? Like I said you are going for the wrong thing

So how "genuine" are strippers interactions with patrons? Are they actually turned on?

I'm not gay, I can't get hard around men.

You know what the definition of insanity is, right?

Anyone can, get a sissy and have them come over watch straight porn while they start sucking your cock before you know it you are cumming in their mouth

IMO opinion fucking a trap is not gay

Have you ever tried, watch some gay porn and start fapping M8

>all this repulsive homo conversion posting
I hope someone shoots you in the head

That wont happen angry user most robots like traps

You sound mad that I'm actually having sex

>Are they actually turned on?
Uhhhhh no? Why would they be turned on lol

Women are vial find a cute BF who might put a skirt on and worship your cock.

Idk, sexual attention. Knowing that the people you're dancing for want to fuck you. If I was doing what they did in front of at least average looking women knowing that they're all lusting over me I'd have a hard on.

After reading this thread I am going to go on Grindr and fuck a trap or a sub bottom I might as well you should too and thanks for the info on this

It is pretty easy you would be suprised as soon as someone starts touching your penis you will get hard

No you wouldn't you have to dance for weirdos like you

Guys give better head then woman I know for a fact and zero drama

Wash your stinking ass when you go outside, you don't even need to talk in a strip club if no woman came to you its because your stench was offensive and disrespectful

And who goes to the strip club and sits with stacks of cash laying out

Be the average robot and get a BF why suicide when you could be having sex?

Go watch Bailey Jay and tell me your cock didn't twitch

Remember you don't have to suck someones dick many DILFs will show up just to blow you

I thought this as well but once I got hard and lubed up it was easy to slide in and cum

>virgin at 28
>had girl sleep while my arm was around her a few weeks ago
>best feeling ever
>no sex though
>so desperate that reading these comments about being fucked in the ass are making me hard

What has this board done to me. I'm not even attracted to the male appearance.

I'm not either I usually drink before I fuck boipucci and watch porn

I've never been fucked in the ass but do it to others every weekend

Loosen up and have sex with a man like the other anons said

Nothing wrong with going out with a man try that

How ugly are you did you shower?

Well you can still get a erection the penis needs stimulation so you will be fine

Are you going to do it user? Fuck a trap or boipucci? I'm on edge after reading this thread thinking about doing it, 29 virgin here

If I did anything I'd probably be the bottom. I feel worthless not being able to score any girl, even though people tell me I'm handsome sometimes.
Not sure if I'd be able to live with the guilt after though. Or the awkward situation when you cum and realize what you're doing.

Oh man dont be the bottom they get abused find a twink and bend him over and pound his bussy, if you were a bottom would you ride the dick or doggy?

You shouldn't be a bottom if your dick is above 6.5 m8

I'm straight but I'm going to fuck a sissy looking for one right now I'll mame a thread when I go through with it going to take lots of whiskey though

Holy shit, the gay agenda is real.
No, I don't want to fuck men. I'm not a fucking faggot.

Either way they those roasties are only going to give OP a half, no, quarter assed quick "lapdance" with the enthusiasm of someone watching paint dry. There's no winning for him in that situation, most he can do is sneaking out of the group and go to an escort or another strip club.

Probably just doggy just to know what it's like to have someone wanting you. I might even cum from the horniness and everything being new and a rush.

>it's exactly 6.5"
What do I do now?

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Dont knock it till you try it I know you would orgasm from a beej from a twink

Eh its Jow Forums I think 90% of this board are gay or bi or lets be real not care what their fucking as long as they get some

Well above 6.5 bottom out man

When do you plan on doing this? I'll be looking for your thread if you put one up!

You know its hot thinking about having a large thick penis inside you, when he cums you will feel his dick twitch inside you nothing better

I would just like to say as a old fag this is to much idk wtf is wrong with you people these says holy fuck I miss pre 2k internet

Make sure you suck him off so you can xp that too

I suggest to ride his dick forst

I'm not sex obsessed subhuman like you.

Lol thats because you are a faggot loser who can't get any

Like I said, not sure if I should..

So he cums first and I'll still be horny?

Ha hey guys found the incel

Well after he cums just fuck him

Fuck it I'm going too most likely this weekend I have nothing else going on