>roastie shorter than me tries making fun of my height
Why are roasties like this?
Roastie shorter than me tries making fun of my height
Ethan Myers
Christopher Robinson
I flirt by picking on guys.
>he gets upset but stays quiet or tries to brush it off
Pass
>he gets angry and lashes
Semi-Pass, but kinda hot. At least he isn't a pushover
>he responds with playful jabs back on me but nothing too severe
I'm interested
Levi Roberts
Where the hell do you meet "guys", exactly?
James Cox
School general store. My roommate works at the Starbucks there so I study there and chat with her when it's not busy
Tyler Anderson
>low-blow a man by making fun of something he can't change and completely embarrassing and emasculating him
>he makes fun of you back
>REEEEEEE HOW SEVERE THAT'S TOO FAR
Jackson Cook
Me: lol, I'm as tall as you when I stand on my tippy toes.
Wrong way: LIKE YOU SHOULD BE TALKING BITCH YOU'RE ALMOST AS SHORT AS ME CUNT
Right way: hey that just means I don't have to bend down when I kiss you short stack
Dylan Jones
JUST FUCKIBG KILL HER U PUSSY
Ryan Fisher
>tfw too autistic to come up with retorts in the heat of the moment
you're not a fair person
Samuel Powell
>LIKE YOU SHOULD BE TALKING BITCH YOU'RE ALMOST AS SHORT AS ME CUNT
That's the only correct way to answer.
Womanlets get the rope.
Henry Kelly
Because they know you won't fight back. Always have a cup of coffee handy to splash on them if they try something on you. Show them who's the boss of this gym.
Jackson King
> hey that just means I don't have to bend down when I kiss you short stack
Cringe
Owen Howard
>tfw girls don't ever say anything mean to me
>tfw girls don't ever say anything to me
Sebastian Roberts
This. In what world are you guys in where women talk to guys.
Asher Russell
this
make fun of her back by patting her on the head and calling her cute or saying u forgot to eat your vegetables cuz your shorter than me or something
Ayden Russell
Spoiled their whole life and completely protected against responsibility for their actions and words.
Asher Price
Posts like this make me think that a good amount of the robots here are actually attractive, but just autistic.
This could've been one of the stupid roastie games where they make fun of a guy they want to fuck.
Like said, girls don't even talk to me, so the fact that they're talking to you at all means something.
Austin Hall
A good amount of them are retards that try to be charming like but don't know how to even properly do it, much less accept the retorts they get back.
My ex was a bantmaster but knew how to keep it balanced, but it is a hard line to walk for others since so many idiots nowadays are riddled with insecurities. Most are actually trying to flirt a bit maybe to pass the time.
Other's are just rude little shits.
Michael Mitchell
just banter, lad
you should say something like
>my father is tall but he married a women your size so there's that. enjoy raising your manlet kid
better yet if it's in front of tall people, so they get low-key redpilled.
Josiah Hernandez
>make fun of her back by patting her on the head
don't do this
Levi Jones
why not? i do it sometimes tbqh
Aaron Parker
Nah it was just some thot trying to call me an incel for saying people who do not want kids should not have sex
Zachary Davis
It would work if he's attractive.
Anthony Jones
No, no it would not. If you're the "femanon," you're definitely either ugly, delusional, or both.
Aaron Ward
Best games to play while getting high on Marijuana?
John Powell
Something simple. Maybe a turn based game. I don't really like playing games while high. Tv/movies is much better imo.
Christopher Miller
Why are women such bullies?
Justin Allen
>responds with playful jabs
that's my default, people thought i was funny during school years
Jose Lee
Don't think they'll be able to reach the tree branch though.
Elijah King
>short girl makes fun of your height
>jab back that she's shorter
>everyone laughs
This is called playful teasing, user. People, both male and female, find it fun. Try to let go of your insecurities and enjoy yourself.
Jeremiah Miller
I dunno, I usually play killing floor and listen to sludge when I want to turn my brain off.