Random super power thread

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satellite_Generation
I uhh... Going to sell satellites and create some on other planets to sell information. All of this while I have a mega-net of advanced satellites to spy on people and shit, to sell that info.
This power is boring just like its use.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Evolution
I guess I can just take over the world now

You can do magic tricks, be a talentful musician or a professional hitman or an incredible martial artist.

Forgot to add, orbital weapons.

...this is a god power?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Replication

I get literally the strongest power ever. You're all irrelevant hahahaha I can take anyone's power and get a better version of it

Although what I'd probably do is rewind to before my birth
It's like dying but without having to an hero
No one would be the wiser

user... you came here because your were bored. Here we turn boring situation into something epic with our imagination and each other helps.

You have an awesome power. You can even work with the NASA to get back to the moon, settle new commercial space stations, a cislunar space station at Lagrange L1, on around Phobos or Nemos, Callisto, Titan, Uranus...

You are like the space pioneer. You can basically generate mass out of nowhere

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
checkmate robots. i win

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Hastening
RIP universe.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Creation

Make millions by being an organ dealer

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Experience_Intuition

Become evil version of Neo/Morpheus.

I hate you so much...

My next rool will only be in order to stop you and your wicked ways
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Bomb_Generation
I will set trap on every top model and hollywood celebs until you trepass in and I will get you !

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrupting_Madness
Create an underground fighting ring and use the money to furnish my comfy pseudoNEET lifestyle.

Oh fucking boy. This shit absolutely useless.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Locomotive_Physiology

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Yo I'm fukken strong

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The ability to make any woman instantly fall in love with me, reject them everytime in the cruelest way, and beat up her orbiters or chadefenders in humiliating ways every time.

I would be unironically this.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decelerated_Aging
Become one houndred years old shota/twink

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autism personified trainboy

I'm coming for all of you cucks

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Dimensional_Lordship
>tfw have an entire dimension to myself
seems pretty comfy

Please eat me

I'm this guy:

No wait, I'm this guy:
And not that one:

That means metal and electronics out of nothing, thanks

>absolute dexterity
>being so agile and fast that you can literally teleport behind someone
>not fun
idk user maybe you lack creativity

What would you do with this?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection

Dude, I'd make everyone as depressed as I am.
Also, I'd counter this user's power.

I would use my powers to gain a following and eventually gain control of my country through diplomacy and/or war. I would melt the navy, air force, and infantry equipment of my enemies. I would flatten their skyscrapers (with proper warning so i don't kill civilians). once i get control of my country i can just go from there, destroying the arsenal of any countries that sanction or oppose me.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Magma_Manipulation
This except I purge India.

I got navigation intuition, i can navigate really well
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ID JUST FUCKING END IT RIGHT THERE

I would be a normal guy with a normal job and help people who needed my skill, and I'm guessing I could learn things very fast so I would secure a good job.

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You can become a pretty good private eye with that power.

Why are all of you evil?

I would become a legendary blacksmith with that ability. The god under the mountain who forges his steel like no other making complex alloys and shaping it with ease.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Physiology
Zombie Physiology

I think this is actually a good one. I am almost immortal now, so I guess I have plenty of time to build a nation, army, etc to take over the world with.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dependency_Inducement

Time to create a harem, then after I get bored of that I guess I'll take over the world.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom

So would this just make greater than a literal god? I guess in time I'd just usurp every cosmic power and reform existence as I saw fit. I'd let anons who prove themselves worthy create their own realities to live in. After that I'd probably just sit back and watch my creation, maybe shake things up every now and again. Then eventually I'd go off and create more realities in some weird endless loop.

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>"Is there an agreed definition of what is a zombie and how they get that way? Not that I know of. I think zombies are defined by behavior and can be 'explained' by many handy shortcuts: the supernatural, radiation, a virus, space visitors, secret weapons, a Harvard education and so on"

Kek

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Infusion
Win lottery.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Exoskeleton
What the fuck is this shit? Of all the useless shit I could be granted as a "power"

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chocolate_Attacks

lol wut

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Vision

give anonymous tips to police stations of daytime crimes, clarify whether extraterrestrial life exists or not

>sadness inducement
NOW THEY ALL SHALL KNOW MY PAIN

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Solar_Manipulation

I could become a truly edgy villain and just fuck up everything and everyone

Weird to get this one as well cause ive been thinking recently about how powerful a power like this could be.

>Gender transformation

I never asked for this

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Nuclear Explosion Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Explosion_Inducement

BRB going to Mecca during hajj.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soulnado_Generation
Make an undead sharknado

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Link_Inducement
I better be able to make money off of this

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythical_Plane_Lordship
I don't have to do anything already became a god
Now I would just spend my days having sex with qt goddesses

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ignition_Slash

pretty dope desu

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Exoskeleton
I like plants

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Book_Jumping
gonna jump in some manga and leave this shithole behind

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutrality_Force_Manipulation

I control the undecided? I guess I choose who wins elections, since many people dont know who to vote for. Can I also control cuties that dont know what they want? If yes, thats basically all women, because they dont know what they want.

>Merging
I would merge the real world with the anime world to see what would happen and to obtain multiple waifus

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Color_Manipulation
God fucking dammit.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Existence_Manipulation
Cool I guess

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ancestry_Manipulation
make myself white and all of Jow Forums black

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>Messianic Plane Manipulation
>the ability to manipulate and control emotions
I am become wojak, destroyer of feels

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Certainty_Manipulation

I'm a god, I can be a cute anime girl and all I have to do is wish it to happen.

BOW BEFORE ME LESSER SUPERS.

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Not today, villain scum UNITED STATES OF SMASH

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Thought_Process
>The user can process information at incredible speeds, allowing them to analyze and come to conclusions at an unprecedented rate and perceive everything at a faster time frame.
Not really sure what I could do with this. I could become the worlds smartest man or a great general that can figure out war plans in a instant or just read 10 greentexts a second and become the true Jow Forums archive.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cockatrice_Physiology

Borderline worthless.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Magic

build a electric company that uses me as a power source
cause some sort of localised electrical sphere (i dunno) that powers billions of houses, make them pay extremely low amounts of money for power or if they bring me a virgin female/trap for a week they will get it for free.

Poorer countries get free electricity in exchange for political power and young concubines as well as land

im sure i could do more but i dunno

>magic has a price
the virginity of young females/traps

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Necrosis_Inducement
I guess I could become an assassin with this power

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Empowerment
>User gains access to the various emanations of the Sephirot of the Tree of Life in Kabbalah, allowing them to tap on the primal, undiluted forces of creation/divine.

The tree, visually or conceptually, represents as a series of divine emanations God's creation itself ex nihilo, the nature of revealed divinity, the human soul, and the spiritual path of ascent by man.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Interaction

see you fuckers later, im listening to the next tool album that doesnt come out till 2036

>my "super power" is literally just what chad can do at any time he chooses
Lame.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus_Physiology

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Bogeyman_Physiology

Wow this isn't even difficult in the slightest. Literally says I can warp reality by planting nightmares and shit. I just infect the minds of powerful leaders and make them my puppets. Would have liked one a little more difficult lmao

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corona_Breath
i'll just fuck everything up

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Army_Creation

>The user can create armies of various sizes to serve them in battle, including the soldiers, animals, weapons, vehicles, armors, etc..

I have an army, and you fuckers have no Hulk. All your daughters are mine now

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology
Ok wow on my very first roll I got this OP as fuck ability that literally makes me God. My Power is being God. I don't even have to do anything to rule the world, I am the world, and I can will anything and everything into happening.

GG boys, You're all my slaves now, who can stop me?? get rekt faggots

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Destruction
Fuck this gay earth i doubt you faggots are gonna do much without the sun

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology

Idk dude. The way I read that, you have complete access to all possible or potential realities. But if in ALL POSSIBLE REALITIES you don't get a gf, you're still stuck.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Change_Empowerment

I'd keep using the H-dial until I turn into deadpool/some other immortal hero
or an anime girl

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> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment

I'm killing everyone. Sorry guys.

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I can manipulate everything, and I am the gf. I could make an entire universe where nobody has gf's, or I could wipe the meaning of gf from existence, just by willing it. I could take everyone's gf and let no one have any, I could make an entire new sex if I wanted. I can do literally anything.

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Creature_Creation

Wage war

This. Ends. Now.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation)
>The ability to freely manipulate every power without limit. The user can create, shape, modify, remove and manipulate any/all powers without limits of any kind, including meta, nigh, omni and even omnipotent powers by controlling the fundamental force that all powers are created from.
Time to see who's the real boss of this gym.

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